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Around SBN: The Amateur Mathematics Of Linsanity

THIS IS MY SON AND PARTNER, KNOWSHON MORENO. I'M A CARPET MAN.

The Alphabetical is hyah; your Fearless Leader and trusty sidekick are, respectively, out enjoying a beautiful fall day and huddled in the fetal position under the bed dreaming of a world without 800 yards in penalties. Kindly accept this 'Freek offering with our compliments, and a pleasant afternoon to all.

(And admit it, you'd sit through four hours of Stark!Brooding!Emptiness! if it meant watching a rival SEC coach get bludgeoned to a bloody pulp with a ninepin.)

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Oddly enough, LSU put up more yards on UGA (almost 500, btw). This Saturday will be interesting, to say the least.

by NativeSon on Oct 26, 2008 2:26 PM EDT reply actions  

“I’ve traveled across half our conference to beat you today.”

by Dr. StrangeCock on Oct 26, 2008 2:53 PM EDT reply actions  

LSUFreek and I will be commiserating in a corner while the rest of you enjoy your day. I’m only in stage 2 of grief, acceptance.

by Crabapple Buck on Oct 26, 2008 2:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Correction – I’m already in stage 7, acceptance and hope. I’m better adjusted than I thought!

by Crabapple Buck on Oct 26, 2008 2:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Ladies and gentlemen, if I say I’m an offensive mastermind, you will agree.

by Doug on Oct 26, 2008 3:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Are there stages of alcoholism? I’m pretty sure I went through all those last night driving home, and I wasn’t even drunk.

by Holly on Oct 26, 2008 3:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I was there in that alcoholic haze with you and we actually won. Holly, your hat did not seem to help me help you and for that I am sorry.

by TheMightyErik on Oct 26, 2008 3:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank God for absentee balloting: I remembered to write in LSUfreek and Marques Slocum as my votes for pressydent.

by poguemahone on Oct 26, 2008 3:24 PM EDT reply actions  

After watching what we did to one of the best defenses in the SEC (seriously, I’d rank them USC, Bama, us (UF), UK at this point, with MSU maybe somewhere in there— hey if you took Ole Miss’s Offense, and MSU’s defense you’d probably have a Top 25 team), and what Jarett Lee, et al put up on UGA (btw, this just confirmed that Night is what makes Death Valley intimidating, in the Day/Afternoon its nothing special)— am I wrong in thinking:

a) Barring a defensive collapse we should win the Cocktail party
b) Our offense right now is the best it has ever been— if we had CI we would be the most frightening offense in the history of college football
c) Jeff Demps is the single fastest person (if he’s a human and not a cyborg who accidentally ran into the past while sprinting) who has ever played college Football (good god— his punt blocks aren’t fair— unless he lines up direct with a blocker no one can get over that fast).

by Socraticsilence on Oct 26, 2008 3:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Native Son-
 
I’m convinced that UF has a good, possibly great defense (seriously— take away the second half against Ole Miss— the one game where the like 8 starting underclassmen showed— and we haven’t really been pushed all year, heck even that game was just one or two big plays not drives, this defense if it continues to gel may be better than 06’s), I don’t want to jinx it but let’s just say I feel pretty good about the cocktail party (one worry, UGA’s weakness is against power— soemthing you can’t fix through coaching really, I think Bama would smack them again— and that’s pretty much all our Offense doesn’t do well.

by socraticsilence on Oct 26, 2008 3:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Related to nothing else:

CBS just showed a shot of the Orgeron urging on and yelling at the Saints’ D-line, and of course, neither of the announcers identified him.

Come back to college football, Coach O.

by Signal to Noise on Oct 26, 2008 3:40 PM EDT reply actions  

“I’ve abandoned my power running game!”

by Rockabye Reggie Nelson on Oct 26, 2008 5:21 PM EDT reply actions  

“I’m a family man- I run a family business, This is my son and my partner O. C. Bobo”

by Bobafet7 on Oct 26, 2008 5:53 PM EDT reply actions  

After watching what we did to one of the best defenses in the SEC (seriously, I’d rank them USC, Bama, us (UGA), LSU at this point, with MSU maybe somewhere in there– hey if you took Ole Miss’s Offense, and MSU’s defense you’d probably have a Top 25 team), – am I wrong in thinking:

a) Barring a defensive collapse we should win the Cocktail party
b) Our offense right now is the best it has ever been– if we had a healthy TE and any upperclassmen OL we would be the most frightening offense in the history of college football

by Hobnail_Boot on Oct 26, 2008 6:16 PM EDT reply actions  

One wonders how the Alphabetical would react if and when the Cocktail Party ends 13-6. My suspicion is that both defenses would immediately be proclaimed the greatest great in the history of greatness.

by Bryan on Oct 26, 2008 6:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Orson, nice use of ad hominem in your response to a comment.

by Carolina_girl on Oct 26, 2008 6:43 PM EDT reply actions  

That UGA gave up hundreds of yards in the 4th quarter is not due to the defense laying down, rather that CMR absolutely ceased all offensive efforts save “run up the middle,” and the D was on the field forever.

I wish he wouldn’t do that.

by NRBQ on Oct 26, 2008 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Entire portions of “There Will Be Blood” were actually shown during the Mississippi State / Auburn game. You were lulled into a comatose state while refusing to turn the channel in a sense of obligation to “discriminating tastes” of SEC football, but deep you really wanted to watch Texas Tech and recite one-liners from “The Transporter.”

by Godfrey on Oct 26, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I dont know where else this link would be appreciated

http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/10/24/mccain-campaign-volunteer-admits-alleged-attack-hoax/

She is not just a campaign Volunteer, she is a Tennessee Volunteer

by PTTO on Oct 26, 2008 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

“After watching what we did to one of the best defenses in the SEC (seriously, I’d rank them USC, Bama, us (UF), UK at this point, with MSU maybe somewhere in there– hey if you took Ole Miss’s Offense, and MSU’s defense you’d probably have a Top 25 team), and what Jarett Lee, et al put up on UGA (btw, this just confirmed that Night is what makes Death Valley intimidating, in the Day/Afternoon its nothing special)– am I wrong in thinking:

a) Barring a defensive collapse we should win the Cocktail party"

Ahh, see, but there’s the rub.

by D.N. Nation on Oct 26, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

It would be useless combining MSU’s defense w/ the Ole Piss offense.

Sure, the talent is there, but look who would coach such an assemblage of talent – GIGGETY? Sly/Woody Mac? That’s like the old European Hell joke about where all the chefs are British, the lovers Belgian, etc.

It would still be one enormous cluster you know what, losing when it shouldn’t and winning when it has no business.

by yoyofutbawl on Oct 26, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

The Jarrett Lee era shall be known in LSU lore as the Coonass Book of Job.

by haveagreatday on Oct 27, 2008 1:37 PM EDT reply actions  

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