OPEN THREAD, TRACY FLICK MODE
Just repeat it with us because you mean it:
Dear Lord Jesus, I do not often speak with you and ask for things, but now, I really must insist that you help me win the GAME OF CHOICE today because I deserve it and THOSE EVIL TROGLODYTES don’t, as you well know. I realize that it was your divine hand that SMOTE THAT TEAM I HATE and now I’m asking that you go that one last mile and make sure to put me in THE SWEET GRASP OF VICTORY where I belong so that I may carry out your will on earth as it is in heaven. Amen.
Unleash your inner Tracy Flick today and have a blast. We would say more, but we won’t continue without our attorney present. Would you like a cupcake?
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softbatch says:
Of -course- Kirk has 4 boys in his spittin’ image.
October 25th, 2008 at 11:01 am
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the croominator says:
And in such sweet, sweet irony, one of them is scared of the Buckeye…or does he just sense Corso under that big nut?
October 25th, 2008 at 11:04 am
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Godfrey says:
Herby adds one more blonde haired child and the whole family becomes a tax exempt entity in Utah.
October 25th, 2008 at 11:05 am
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Bandobras says:
Mmmm….I spy Reese WItherspoon
However, Cruel Intentions Reese wins handliy.
October 25th, 2008 at 11:05 am
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italiangator says:
Little bit disappointed, first 60+ yd td of the day for KU/TT didn’t come on the first possession.
October 25th, 2008 at 11:09 am
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Signal to Noise says:
Hope everyone bet the Over today in Lawrence.
October 25th, 2008 at 11:17 am
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BurritoBrosShits says:
Mr. Two-Bits is retiring. A little part of me just died.
October 25th, 2008 at 11:18 am
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Godfrey says:
That quick shot of the geriatric drum major in Lawrence is likely the final shot of a Hallmark Family Film where an an angry Jason Robards learns to love – and twirl – again.
October 25th, 2008 at 11:23 am
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Zone Left says:
When the Kansas fans wave their arms during the fight song, does that signify corn swaying?
Seriously they all wave their arms back and forth.
October 25th, 2008 at 11:40 am
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SeattleHawk says:
@9
it’s called “waving the wheat”…lots of wheat in kansas, it waves in the wind. corn = nebraska.
you gotta use what you got in the central regions of the country…
October 25th, 2008 at 11:44 am
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pick6bamr says:
I think UK has the oldest coaching staff in the country
October 25th, 2008 at 11:46 am
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TheK-GunNeedsReloaded says:
Is it just me, or does the KU fight song give you the urge to ride on a carousel?
October 25th, 2008 at 11:47 am
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Orson Swindle says:
Zone Left, that is “Waving the Wheat.” It’s an old, old thing at Kansas, but it being a Kansas football tradition, you’ve never heard of it.
October 25th, 2008 at 11:48 am
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pick6bamr says:
Does the Big 12 refuse to play D ?
October 25th, 2008 at 11:48 am
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Godfrey says:
This is really bothering me – the kid looks nothing like Mankind. Stop saying that.
October 25th, 2008 at 11:52 am
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Graysnail says:
Kentucky’s punt protection schemes leave something to be desired. That something can be termed as “success.”
October 25th, 2008 at 11:57 am
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olb says:
Homecoming theme at UF – It’s a Block Party!
October 25th, 2008 at 11:57 am
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BadgerMan says:
The Week 4 #8(9) ranked team is not going to qualify for a bowl game this year…
Sadly, B.A. Baracus will have to give the HC another full year of suckitude before considering canning his boy-band ass, since he’s the one who groomed him.
Have we all finally learned that hiring from within should be your LAST F’ING OPTION ON EARTH?
(Travis Beckum just went from being a 1st/2nd round draft pick to undrafted)
October 25th, 2008 at 11:59 am
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playitforward says:
Did anyone else see 57 for TT drop that INT. That kid couldn’t catch Malaria in the Congo.
October 25th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
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A Clean Kick to the Facemask says:
Rick Brooks thinks that TO was Bullshit!
October 25th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
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Zone Left says:
Orson, thanks. I thought I was just making fun of plump Midwestern folks.
Also, they suck at defense.
October 25th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
Kentucky does finally get a punt off. YAY YOU!!!
October 25th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
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Holly says:
And please let something horrible happen to Nick Saban. Amen.
October 25th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
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Wooderson says:
Dear Husky Nation,
This is going to hurt us a lot more than it hurts you.
Sincerely,
Notre Dame fans everywhere
P.S. Actually it won’t hurt a bit for us, but consider us as the oncologist who gives you chemo: It’s gonna hurt like a bitch now, but your life will be changed for the better.
October 25th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
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Chilltown says:
Please Lord, let Chris Crane realize that his receivers wear white, not blue. Amen.
October 25th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
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Graysnail says:
It amuses me to no end that the Raycom ACC game cant get a consistent signal for more than 5 seconds at a time. This is somewhat appropriate.
October 25th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
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Graysnail says:
@ Orson: you spoke too soon (although that was technically a FG).
October 25th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
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Nick Saban says:
I do not have time for this shit, horrible or otherwise.
October 25th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
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Nathan says:
Miami is bad. Like, really bad.
October 25th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
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Mich-Placed Gator says:
….this just in….
that Demps kid is FAST…..
October 25th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
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dudis41 says:
I’ve somehow missed 4 of Texas Tech’s touchdowns yet I have had the game on the entire time. Probably because I’ve been:
1) Doing some laundry
2) Making lunch
3) Blinking
BTW, what is Kansas (Memorial?) stadium’s capacity? Like 30,000? It looks tiny.
October 25th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
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Counter Trap says:
Seriously–how much longer until Mangino says “Screw it.” and starts riding one of those electric scooter/chair things?
October 25th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
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Zone Left says:
Usually when a team lets up 35 by halftime and is down 21 points, the coach runs to the locker room to stay away from the sideline reporter.
Mark…you need some exercise. The wheezing while talking is creepy.
October 25th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
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chaimy4life says:
Mr. Two Bits retiring is BEYOND bullshit.
October 25th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
Jeff Demps is faster than Bob Hayes. A mini-hadron collider all by himself.
October 25th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
Secret to Northwestern’s success: LESBIAN POWER!
October 25th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
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Signal to Noise says:
@32 – giant custom-built Segway + velour tracksuit = COMEDY GOLD.
October 25th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
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sonofsamford says:
Somebody at ESPN needs to run an Oxygen line along with Marky M’s mic.
October 25th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
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BadgerMan says:
Do what Tulsa didn’t last week… FINISH! (to 100)
October 25th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
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Usain Bolt wears Jeff Demps pajamas says:
this is like the 10th time Mr. Two Bits has retired…don’t worry, it won’t last
October 25th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
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BadgerMan says:
Pam Ward is super-pissed that this is the week she’s not covering a Northwestern game.
October 25th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
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Mr.Pelican Pants says:
Chesney likes it when Tebow scores….when Tebow scores, American wins.
RBTTIBS-Rich Brooks thinks that is bullshit.
And he thinks Tebow trying to use Kentucky to get back in the Heisman race to pad his numbers is bullshit.
Why did Ole Miss have to go and piss Tebow off?
You see what happens dont you? You see?
This is wrath of Biblical proportions, plagues of points, parting of the line, lightning bolt fast receivers, punt smoting, burning defensive backs….turning Wine into gaterade….
October 25th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
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BadgerMan says:
Crap. An hour after I write that about Travis Beckum – looks like he could be done for; got rolled up on by his RB. Appears really bad, appears ankle or lower leg.
October 25th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
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Signal to Noise says:
BadgerMan: yikes.
Cal Poly now believes they have a shot come November…
October 25th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
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John says:
Florida-Kentucky is 42-3 at halftime. Pull out your “Dookie” CD because we’re going mid-90s in this joint!
October 25th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
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BadgerMan says:
S2N – Poly had a shot before this. Anyone that has not watched Wisconsin (Fresno was their best game), has no clue how bad they are playing and the complete lack of leadership and discipline. Plenty of talent outside of QB, but no execution or appropriate playcalling.
Beckum is done. Replay showed his ankle got rolled hard. Shot of him with his shoe off = basketball-sized swelling above his ankle already.
October 25th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
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Nathan says:
@31 – KU’s Memorial Stadium is actually decently sized (it seats just over 51,000) … but it’s low and spread out, so on TV it looks smaller than it really it is.
October 25th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
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Signal to Noise says:
Crabtree just ran over the fucking official to get in the end zone.
He’s kinda good and stuff.
October 25th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
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Signal to Noise says:
BadgerMan: I live in Poly territory, so the prospects are exciting for the fans here (even though I don’t know many planning to make the trip to Camp Randall). The sink of Wisky down to the levels of a I-AA team has been nothing short of shocking.
October 25th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
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Nathan says:
This Wake @ Miami game is better than sleeping pills – it’s some really bad football.
October 25th, 2008 at 1:23 pm