OPEN THREAD, TRACY FLICK MODE
Just repeat it with us because you mean it:
Dear Lord Jesus, I do not often speak with you and ask for things, but now, I really must insist that you help me win the GAME OF CHOICE today because I deserve it and THOSE EVIL TROGLODYTES don’t, as you well know. I realize that it was your divine hand that SMOTE THAT TEAM I HATE and now I’m asking that you go that one last mile and make sure to put me in THE SWEET GRASP OF VICTORY where I belong so that I may carry out your will on earth as it is in heaven. Amen.
Unleash your inner Tracy Flick today and have a blast. We would say more, but we won’t continue without our attorney present. Would you like a cupcake?
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John says:
Doug Flutie going with the Regis: black jacket and black shirt.
October 25th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
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hlh says:
@jaimiedawg
Chill. Take 2 Xanax, 6 George Dickel/Coke, call “Highway” Jones for a delivery, a B-12 and a few Vicodens for relaxation.
I have a feeling Les is going to win because of a “Roman Charity” to the refs. That’s how he rolls.
/Holly, It’s your fault bringing up the Joads and the turtle thing.
October 25th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
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Nathan says:
GT’s defense forgot there was a game today. UVa’s possessions: FG, INT, TD, INT, Half Time, TD
Yuck
October 25th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
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Harris says:
Orson, you still had a brain at that point? My brain exploded after they called that fumble on Hoyer.
October 25th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
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Rob says:
Hey, that’s my old high school in that picture.
/knows some people who were extras in that abomination of a film
October 25th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
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Gen. Stoopnagle says:
LO-LA!!! L-O-L-A! LO-LA! L-O-L-A! Loooooooooooooooolaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
FUCK YOU LSU.
October 25th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
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hlh says:
Stoopnagle, act like ya been here before. Next week is huge. I am watching PSU/OSU and falling asleep. Not that the Big 11 can play defense, rather the Big11 plays inept offense. And boring defense.
/take Sominex tonight and sleep…….
October 25th, 2008 at 9:06 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:
Duh, Gee Ten-uh-see.
Dook beets Candy? Doofus beets AUbarn?
At least, we beet MTSU.
Woo Hoo!!!!!
October 25th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
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D-Nice says:
A couple things after yesterdays games
As a USC fan, I don’t think USC can play for the BCS championship even if they go 11-1. Everyone above them would need to lose, which is entirely possible. But, I don’t see them getting the benefit of the doubt if there are two undefeated or one-loss teams above them.
They really needed OSU to beat PSU (to make their OSU win look better). There are no really big games left, though Cal is decent and ND is merely OK (which is a lot more than last season).
An undefeated Penn St. squad will be in the BCS title game and the press will have a field day as it could be JoePa’s last game. If they are 12-0, there’s no way they are left out.
Problem is, unless a lot of teams lose, they don’t deserve to be there. It’s the schedule. The Oregon St. win was pretty good, but the rest of the non-conference scedule, wasn’t just “meh”, but truly laughable.
Michigan, as we all know, is way down (would normally be a quality win), and Wisconsin and Illinois have both turned out to suck (preseason, both looked like they’d be high quality wins). So, all they can really hang their hat on is the OSU win.
Any one-loss Big 12 or SEC team (even two losses if that team goes on to win the conference title game), should be in before Penn St., but I know that won’t happen.
So if they don’t blow it, PSU is in. And, the other particpant will be Big 12 or SEC champion. As stated, even an 11-1 USC doesn’t have much of a case unless all the right teams lose at the right times.
October 26th, 2008 at 3:43 am
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lola says:
General,
Lovely serenade. Lovely game.
October 26th, 2008 at 10:47 am