GAMEDAY, LATE SHIFT: ELECTION DAY CONT'D.

by Orson on Oct 25, 2008 4:50 PM EDT

Hello, junior Paul-iticians. My, we were surprised the day Lisa Flanagan asked us for a ride home and ended up blowing us. It was almost as surprising as Kansas evaporating against Texas Tech in the second half, or Florida blocking two punts and a field goal against Kentucky, or even Wisconsin stopping a four game losing streak against [TEAM REDACTED.]

It's not like we're a lesbian or anything. We're attracted to the person. It's just that all the people we've been attracted to happen to be liveblogs, most especially the hot one we'll have at 7:45 tonight for Penn Schtate/OSU and Alabama/Tennessee.

Commenting ninjas...assemble! See you then.

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Roll Damn Tide!!!!!

by haybeav on Oct 25, 2008 4:51 PM EDT reply actions

I will be with you brothas in spirit, cause I will be LIVE DRANKIN’ with other delusional Tide Fans…….
and we will more than likely end up jail if Tennessee wins….
ROLL TIDE MOFO’S!!!!

Florida is #1 in my book…actually playing up to their NCAA 2009 virtual awesomeness team……(confession, they are my online dynasty)

by Mr.Pelican Pants on Oct 25, 2008 4:57 PM EDT reply actions

Um… Orson, you forgot to mention Notre Dame-Washington.

by BocaHuskyUWowl on Oct 25, 2008 5:03 PM EDT reply actions

edit: Orson, you obviously forgot…. or maybe i think you forgot…

or nevermind, its depressing to think about.

by BocaHuskyUWowl on Oct 25, 2008 5:11 PM EDT reply actions

Mac Brown w/ some excellence in pad statting there at the end.

by threenout on Oct 25, 2008 5:15 PM EDT reply actions

Penn SCHTATE? (hic!) Where’s that damn copy editor again?

Someone got an early start on the beverage buffet.

Cheers, and stomp the BuckNuts!

by Pete the Streak on Oct 25, 2008 5:20 PM EDT reply actions

So what will be the over/under on the Texas vs Texas Tech 7 on 7 offensagasm next week? 250? 350? The Big 12, where defense is optional….

by Mr.Pelican Pants on Oct 25, 2008 5:21 PM EDT reply actions

The Big 12 is Bizarro SEC.

God, I hate watching VTech/FSU. I’m so peeved.

by SuperJew on Oct 25, 2008 5:33 PM EDT reply actions

Holy Sh!t, I just saw the replay of the Michigan TD where the receiver knocked over the pylon and stepped on it 2 feet out of bounds.

WOW!!

I’m guessing the replay official, Jim Augustine is working his very last game ever right now. Jimbo, you blew it BIG TIME and MUST BE FIRED!!

2008 NCAA RULE BOOK
Section 2, Article 1B
“A player or airborne player who touches a pylon is out of bounds”

Bye Bye Jimmy…..it was nice not knowing ya.

by Mich-Placed Gator on Oct 25, 2008 5:36 PM EDT reply actions

How does Florida State have all these players who are in graduuate programs after like 2.5 years of college? How many credits do you need to earn a degree from FSU? 50? Do you just mail in a quiz on the back page of the application brochure and send the school $40 via PayPal? How did they get caught cheating if they don’t even need 5 semesters to graduate?

I, apparently, have questions…

by Rawk on Oct 25, 2008 5:42 PM EDT reply actions

Has anyone checked “Drudge Report” in the last few hours? Notice what kind sweater that chick who lied about getting a “B” carved in her face is wearing. I couldn’t find the picture posted anywhere so you have to go to drudgreport.com and the pic is halfway down the page.

Fitting that it’s on the day of the Bama-Tennessee game :)

by haybeav on Oct 25, 2008 5:42 PM EDT reply actions

Lester’s amazing balls strike again. All five of ’em on a fake punt.

by Orson Swindle on Oct 25, 2008 5:49 PM EDT reply actions

Here is the link to that picture #11

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20081024/capt.a0ab68478e7345ba9b9da0cae349bbe2.attack_mccain_sticker_paks109.jpg

by Mich-Placed Gator on Oct 25, 2008 5:52 PM EDT reply actions

Delicious

Thanks, MPG

by haybeav on Oct 25, 2008 5:56 PM EDT reply actions

I wish all FSU touchdowns occurred when a FSU player is viciously driven into the goalpost support like that last one. Touchdowns like that leave friends and enemies alike happy.

by Rawk on Oct 25, 2008 5:59 PM EDT reply actions

Orson – yes, but no points from that fake. Looks more and more like Waffle Fries for the Tigers. That’s being generous as Shreveport is even looming much larger now.

by Studley on Oct 25, 2008 6:02 PM EDT reply actions

FSU are Quarterback killers. Both Glennon and Taylor went down writhing on the ground.

by SuperJew on Oct 25, 2008 6:04 PM EDT reply actions

The ACC would like to issue a reminder to the teams in the league to stop hitting themselves.

by Graysnail on Oct 25, 2008 6:18 PM EDT reply actions

Orson, need live blog help?

by Rockabye Reggie Nelson on Oct 25, 2008 6:20 PM EDT reply actions

ACC refs are beyond horrible. It’s depressing to even watch.

by Nathan on Oct 25, 2008 6:22 PM EDT reply actions

Also, @ Orson: if you need liveblog help tonight, let me know.

by Graysnail on Oct 25, 2008 6:26 PM EDT reply actions

Colt didn’t just fumble. That was a consecutive completion to THE GROUND. Marvel at it.

by Godfrey on Oct 25, 2008 6:28 PM EDT reply actions

Texas tries to run up the score and fails. Here’s hoping for a Stanford band.

by John on Oct 25, 2008 6:38 PM EDT reply actions

Well, Texas looks mortal. That has to give Schtate/’Bama some hope.

by SuperJew on Oct 25, 2008 6:44 PM EDT reply actions

Well the ACC lives up to its standard of bet against the favored.

What’s the deal though with Erin Andrews these days. She got relegated to the Michigan Michigan State game? Not even some texas OU action? I thought she was with the game day crew for games. Are they starting to phase her out or what?

by Brian on Oct 25, 2008 6:48 PM EDT reply actions

Baton Rouge is getting ready for an H-bomb-level explosion should this team score.

by Rockabye Reggie Nelson on Oct 25, 2008 6:49 PM EDT reply actions

@25 —> She’s been doing a couple games a weekend for the past few. She’ll probably be in Colombus tonight. Impressive, but believable. Mike Teel putting up six TD’s = unbelievable.

by playitforward on Oct 25, 2008 6:56 PM EDT reply actions

Remember when LSU had a defense?

by MrRedDevil on Oct 25, 2008 7:12 PM EDT reply actions

Lisa Salters is in Columbus tonight. I think Herbstriets wife put a restraining order on EA.

by Crabapple Buck on Oct 25, 2008 7:27 PM EDT reply actions

BTW, I am taking pleasure in watching Michigan implode this year. They signed DickRod to a 6 year deal today. So they will extend their agony at least thru 2013.

by Crabapple Buck on Oct 25, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply actions

@25

ACC favorites went 3-2 ats. Dogs went 3-3 (albeit with 2 SU wins vs. Vandy and BEES). So the dogs didn’t have that great a day. I did have UVA straight up today, that was sweet. Then again, I also had UK and the points hahahahaha.

by Rawk on Oct 25, 2008 7:39 PM EDT reply actions

I have no faith in Fulmer to pull off an upset.

by SuperJew on Oct 25, 2008 7:43 PM EDT reply actions

I can only hope that Georgia was resting its defense in anticipation of the WLCP next week. Love the offense, but Baby Jesus, there were lapses in the D!

by Sundawg on Oct 25, 2008 8:37 PM EDT reply actions