Like a tractor beam, it draws us in: this is not a political blog, and we guard the comments with a monofilament whip and hot iron, ready to flail at the slightest foray into the extremely thorough short course in failed rhetoric and claptrapped thought that is any political argument on the internet. If you’d like to display your ability to unthink, please, do it somewhere else.

Meanwhile, we’re fans of deliberately atrocious copywriting no matter where we can find it, be it on a Penn State practice report, or in a seemingly innocuous bit of video about the Republican vice presidential candidate.

The copywriters of the world, you do have your moments to shine. (HT: Weo)