AT THE SATELLITE STATION...

...if you would like to know how viable you are as a possible mate for a lady, please see your dancing moves (or lack thereof) and compare to the giants of sport. (Shaquille O'Neal? Superb genes, but only if you survive the mating.) Also, blogging is awesome, because everything leads to a video like this.

Also, in what OPS calls plausible undeniability, we can't really deny that's not us sometime between the ages of 18-22. We could try, but it would ring hollow. It may very well be us.

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