MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY: TOMMY SEEBACH

Holy hell – i want to comment but there was so much shit going on that I can’t think straight.

confession: my mom is the blonde.

you gotta love the 70’s, when you could still wear a mustache un-ironically. Is there a way we can bring that back?

FYI, it was covered by The Sugarhill Gang as “Jump On It” , and got a big bump when it was highlighted on the Fresh Prince:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3pXIFQ5wOM

Further proof that the 70’s were so awesome, in that guys like that probably got laid once or twice.

The real tragedy about the end of the 70s is that was the end of an era when even Tommy Seebach could reasonably have expected to get under the loin cloths of two of the three “Apache” maidens. This second and third wave feminist nonsense about “having standards” is why there is such a crucial shortage of visionary dork bands.

Where will the marching bands of 2030 get their covers from? Think of the future, ladies, for pity’s sake.

So that’s where “Jam On It” comes from. If he wasn’t naked at some point that day with all three Apache maidens, I’ll kiss your ass.

Hell, freek I just learned something. Damn you and your infinite wisdom.

I bet even the bass player got laid. See, that was the beauty of the 70s – even bass players got laid.

For years I thought that tune was written by the Atlanta Braves exclusively for their home run celebrations, those racist motherfuckers. Cue the fireworks coming out of a Coke bottle.

@1, you’re not kidding, that’s a lot of sensory overload. So here goes….

- why the itty-bitty-tittie-committee? With all that dancin’ and a-swingin’ around, couldn’t we have thrown in at least ONE set of Adrienne Barbeau-sized funbags (it being the 70’s and all…)?
- wow, the Stork from Animal House plays the drums, too.
- @7, yep. Clearly the last :60 was the run-up to some serious 70’s-style porn action.

Still shakin’ my head over how far we’ve fallen…..

The only differences between 70’s style porn and the modern stuff are moustaches, gold chains, and seriously unkempt pubic hair.

@ 5
  they still do if they start a cult.

Probably shot on some drug-fueled weekend in the darkest corners of Christiania.

In honor of Seebach I’m going to go home and bang back some Gammel Dansk.

You can always tell a badass music video if it’s clear the band spent more money on the drugs they consumed on the day of the shoot than they did on the actual video.

Now THATS some music that needs to be “piped in”, video and all on the HD Jumbo-Tron…what was with the guys thinking that the Doug Henning World of Illusion hairstyle was groovy? I think my step sister actually had the rawhide leather-suede tassely jacket that the lead guitarist was rockin’, with the mocassin boots to match….I swear this looks like a “Mr. Show” skit with David Cross……

See what I mean?
http://www.doughenning.com/wiki/index.php/Main_Page

thank you for this…i can’t tell you how many times my friends and I have laughed over this video in the last 6 months

I’m one of the oldest posters here, so here is the truth. The 70’s were only good for the sex. There was no AIDS back then and every girl seemed to be on the pill. Now the lawn wasn’t always mowed and the plastic surgeons had not mastered their craft yet. Hair wasn’t styled until Farrah Fawcett appeared in 1976, and that created a hole in the ozone. These developments created disco and it was a few years before things got better musically. The sex was still abundant though, and I suspect it still is, for those who put forth the effort. The best part of the 70’s was spring break when it was legal to drink at 18.

Disco is bad music? surely you jest! Only the 70s could create a spectacle like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA5GkLM5C7M

Crabapple Buck gets comment of at least the week for that one. Nice delivery, son.

Where did you get the picture of Kerwin Bell?

Would it be too obscure to have an apache themed halloween party?

Seriously, glad to see that Seebach got clean and found a corporate-stiff job coaching the Pitt Panthers.

You should probably create a second suggestion box to accomodate the future requests for 70’s hip to hip bush requests…

#20
I dunno, I think I got it beat with this gem of talent:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE2l6CPna4M

louisiana makes me proud every day
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/22/miss-teen-louisiana-arres_n_136880.html

#24-Mr Pelican Pants
With all due respect, comparing your video to PTTO at #20 is equating the grotesque to the naive. You have missed the delicate subtleties, the sublime nuances. The first male dancer alone @ #20, in the first few seconds of the video, displays a virtuosity utterly devoid in your selection. Let alone the epic line (how can I be sure you’re not pretender) that will haunt me the rest of my natural born days. I am of the mind sir, that you saw the USC vs WSU last Saturday as “competive?”