Comments on: TIDE FANS, PLEASE SPARE THE NOBLE ELEPHANT.

By: REGGIE HAMMOND

REGGIE HAMMOND — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 11:38:29 +0000

Are you still on here talking the TOSU bull?
You would think after you got your ass handed to you by the Trojans you would just shut up.
The only thing that matters is this year and last time I checked Bama is unbeaten and the Bucks have a paperbag over the face ass dismantling hanging over their head, so just stop. Yes loosing to ULM was bad, LAST YEAR. Now move on

By: John Vierdsen

John Vierdsen — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 01:31:04 +0000

@21

OK, douchebag. This Alabama fan had the Internet in 1990. Sorry it didn’t get to your shitty-ass area of the country until well after Gene Stallings beat the Buckeyes’ ass in the Citrus Bowl.

Pwn3d.

By: hlh

hlh — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 23:18:12 +0000

tafka……

……takes away from conference championship GAMES….

fify

By: Crabapple Buck

Crabapple Buck — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 22:57:26 +0000

Well, that was easy (tenting fingers, tapping them together).

By: Stacy Keibler Luvs Me

Stacy Keibler Luvs Me — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 22:32:17 +0000

‘Bama Shenanigans Dept:

1st) Wish the Kid gets well soon..awesome talent…. Saban said that Kid Cody sustained a sprained medial collateral ligament in his right knee. He said Kid Cody’s is expected to miss this week’s game at Tennessee and next week’s game with Arkansas State.

2nd) But, why the !@#@# is ‘Bama playing cup-cake “Arkansas State” in the middle of the season? Had no idea that there was more than one four-year school in Arky.

By: TAFKastOSUB

TAFKastOSUB — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 21:25:36 +0000

Let me get this right…losing the NCG in fucktacular fashion is worse than losing to ULM at home and going 7-6. Let me guess, you’re going to tell me that 7-6 in the SEC is better than 11-2 any where else in country.

Amazing.

By: TAFKastOSUB

TAFKastOSUB — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 21:17:55 +0000

25 & 27…calm the fuck down brah…

Allow me to address your points.

@ 25

1. Yes I think we have a chance against Penn State playing them at home. Ohio State is 7-0 vs. PSU at home since they joined the Big Ten.

2. If we beat Penn State it is a quality win – everyone has taken the position that Penn State is an elite team this year. I would think that beating an elite team would count for something.

3. Regarding being awesome, I guess it is all relative. Is being the 2-time defending Big Ten champion awesome compared to losing to ULM, going 6-6 and beating Colorado in the Independence bowl? I would think so. Sure losing in the NCG twice in a row sucks, but given the parity in college football just getting there is awesome. And hey, we did win a BCS NC in 2002 going 14-0 in the process beating the defending NC in the process…NOW THAT WAS AWESOME.

4. How would Ohio State stack up against Ole Miss, LSU, Florida, Alabama if you actually played them in a 4 week stretch? I think we would be competitive…hard to speculate on fictional games…but I would love to see those teams come to C-Bus…bring it.

5. In case you haven’t noticed…Beanie Wells missed 3 games this year, including the USC game on the road. Guys don’t only get hurt in the SEC. Let’s see how Bama does without Cody.

6. Name 4 teams that play physical in the big ten…Ohio State, Penn State, Wisconsin, Iowa, and usually Michigan. Minnesota plays physical as well…I remember them running all over Alabama in a bowl game. Michigan beat Florida last year being physical. Iowa beat a Saban LSU team and was very physical with Florida one year. Wisconsin has a nice record here lately vs. the SEC, as does PSU. Honestly, you are kidding yourself if you think the SEC is that much more physical….teams are physical all over the country. This is Division 1 Football brother.

6. Yes it is well documented that Ohio State has struggled against SEC teams. Alabama is 2-14-1 against Notre Dame, Michigan, and Texas…three of the biggest programs in the country….every program has flaws…

7. Fuck playoffs…isn’t the BCS bad enough…playoffs will make it worse. Anything that takes away from conference championships and rivalry games sucks. Let’s all go back to the traditional bowl match-ups and the voting system…if nothing else, at least all of the games will be played on New Year’s Eve.

By: PatDye'sBallzack

PatDye'sBallzack — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 20:53:08 +0000

I’d think that a team that was blown out of the building by HALFTIME the last two times they’ve faced an SEC team would learn to STFU, but, alas, they continue to twaddle on about their overrated insignificant team and their snoozer of a boring, pointless little conference.

Big 10 football: Better than Ambien, and free.

By: Mr. Pelican Pants

Mr. Pelican Pants — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 20:49:28 +0000

Oh, and one more thing tAFKATOSUB… you forget,
Bama has done things this year that tOSU hasnt done in the past 2 yrs on National tv, or overall the past 9 yrs, and that is beat a #2 ranked SEC team on National TV. Until tOSU does that, go get ya *&%$ shinebox. Alabama is not only a SEC football team, its a damn good one. I think Penn State is really good team also, and I believe they will unleash a SEC style beatdown(20+ points–why? tOSU doesnt know how to play from behind when they are down by 14+ points) on ya this weekend, because of tOSU has character players, and really cant win against a bunch of thugs who will take their lunch money, give it back to them, then take it back again, with interest….. PSU arrest in the offseason===more wins in the regular season, based on Fulmer Cup results, it is a valid theory…….

By: dave

dave — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 20:46:45 +0000

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By: arlo

arlo — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 20:38:33 +0000

TAFKastOSUB,
Maybe I need to re-evaluate my Bama fan status. I never realized a successful Bama team would cause so much mental anguish amongst so many other fans.

Go take some Metamucil. Unclench your bowels. Try to leave your computer and take a shit. It’s frigging college football.

Delusional Bama fan,
arlo

By: Mr.Pelican Pants

Mr.Pelican Pants — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 20:37:05 +0000

TAFKastOSUB:
So, seriously, do you think you have a chance against Penn State? Really, I mean honestly….so if you beat PSU they were overrated, or is tOSU is just plain ol’ awesome, just like the past 2 years? Awesome being relevant til ya play someone decent outside the Big 2, and by Big 2 I mean tOSU and Penn State….Michigan is down, and it looks like Michigan State aint far behind…
In your mind, how would tOSU stack up against Ole Miss, LSU, Florida, Alabama, if you had to actually play them weekly in a 4 week stretch, with starters going down weekly with injuries? Do you think you could handle losing one or two starters on either side of the ball and be competitive? Name me 4 teams in the Big 10 that play physical football? I know of 2-tOSU and PSU, who are the other world beaters? How would tOSU fair vs 4 teams in the Big 12 that Texas has to play? Oklahoma, Mizzou, Ok St, Kansas–how would that shake out? I would say PAC 10, but we know how that ended up…So is tOSU better than Oregon State?
tOSU is like the SAW series…same premise, same plot, only thing that varys is how tOSU meets it demise
based on which SEC team it draws….PLAYOFF would solve this, but tOSU and USC and Notre Dame would be out early.

By: BamaCPA

BamaCPA — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 20:36:45 +0000

Hey Artist, don’t you have a “tired-ass” i to dot ? CrabApple can’t read it until you get the dot in place.

By: JP wilson wishes he was in a frat

JP wilson wishes he was in a frat — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 20:30:09 +0000

The Dar Es Salaam comment puts this over the edge. 100 cocktails to you for being so geographically literate. The Alabama people will stay out of Tanzania, inshallah.

By: TAFKastOSUB

TAFKastOSUB — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 20:27:28 +0000

Your Honor, I would like to introduce items 4, 13, and 22 as exhibits A, B, and C as to the logic and reasoning behind the Bama Nation.

I rest my case.

And for the record…I have very good friends who were born and raised in Alabama, and for the most part they are completely rational and good-hearted people…but put them in front of an Alabama game and it is as if they are possessed. It truly beats anything I have ever seen any where else in the country…libraries included.