HEIDI, STARRING JIM TRESSEL

I’m normally not a complainer, but what’s with all the banner ads lately(7 at last count). I understand you have to feed the little one’s Orson, but I’m having trouble deciphering whether or not you wrote something about a “Britney Spears Nipple Slip”.

LSUFreek for President. Seriously.

I’m relieved that the photo of Tressel was only from the waist up. A mental image of that guy in a dirndl could have been nightmare-fuel for the week.

“If you were watching the noonish Bowling Green/Miami game on Saturday”………. you deserved whatever you got…

Pants: Word, dude.

If you are fan of one of those teams, condolences! (the bum’s lost!) But your boys need you to be AT THE GAME.

I’ll never be able to see Tressell again in the same light. not that the original light was good…

Pants and Stoopnagle: That’s what Vesty looked like as USC rained down on them at the Colisseum back in September. What was that score? 35-3? Tally that score up with their output against Florida and LSU and you get a 114-41 difference in scoring between tOSU and real competition.

Love and Honor Baby!

There is no vertical with Jim Tressel.

Horizontal only. In every way.

Saw the Heidi game as a young punk, was pissed, as my father and uncle were.

Had to wait on the 10 O’Clock News to get the score. Damn Raiders.

cookie monster…erroneous. If they cut away from another ranked team in a remotely relevant conference, I suppose your OSU hate would almost be in bounds. Ranked vs. ranked…I don’t care who it is, I’ll take that over middle MAC pillow fights. Besides, people in Cleveland should be used to getting shit on by now. As for your arithmatic lesson, I don’t see how Troy Smith and the Ted Ginn 2006 Buckeyes have relevance in your statement, or the 2007 Bucks for that matter. USC was this season but not much of this year’s OSU offense. Regardless, Texas repeatedly shit down their leg last year (KSU, A&M) so clearly, they must be pant shitters this year too, no?

Re #10: In deference to your highly developed sensibilities and capacity for grievance, we’ll note simply that the 2008 Buckeyes looked like the bottoms in a particularly graphic scene from “Oz” in the last game I actually cared enough to watch them play.

Better?

Re: #11 I will address you singularly regardless of your attempt to speak for others. Slightly better but I addressed your 2008 concern in my intial post. Games you choose to watch are not my concern nor is your propensity for watching the sodomy highlight reel from Oz. The current tOSU offense appears quite different than the Todd “Ole shits his pants” Boeckman led squad. Getting housed by SC in LA at night…not sure why that is so much worse than losing to Ole Miss at home or getting blown out at home at night by a top 5 team. Despite UGA getting within 11, that likely reminded you of some of your other favorite sodomy scenes. Sorry your game got cut off, I would have been pissed but take it out on your cable guy.

Heh; LSUfreek forgot to start the game clock (like at the end of the Falcons/Bears game). ;)