THE BIG TEN NETWORK DOES NOT WANT YOU TO SEE THIS.

by Orson on Oct 20, 2008 10:37 AM EDT

Go to the 2:00 mark of these Iowa/Wisconsin highlights to watch what happens when a high-schooler goofing around with a bunch of middle-schoolers in a pickup game decides, after actually getting tackled a few times, to wreck shop and teach these kids a lesson about attempting to stop his fierce self.

That's Iowa RB Shonn Greene, and wouldn't it be fun to watch his highlights on Youtube? The Big Ten Network understands digital media, though, and protects you from doing this. They're nearly Viacom-vigilant about keeping their content siloed and shuttered, meaning you have to go to the Big Ten Network site to get videos, meaning you have to use their shitty network, meaning nationalistas like ourselves get less digital exposure to them, meaning we have to hope they don't really notice all that much and let that simmer for a while on Youtube in order to say, "My, the embarrassing ass-chapping that Shonn Greene is capable of putting on the opposition is noteworthy, and deserving of sharing with a wide audience."

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I give this video 6 hours before it’s axed.

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 20, 2008 10:54 AM EDT reply actions

Pshtt… Not wearing Orange and Blue, not interested. He’s slow to boot. I’ll take the under and say around two hours till its gone.

by BurritoBrosShits on Oct 20, 2008 10:58 AM EDT reply actions

When asked how he is going to defend Shonn Greene in two weeks, he replied, “we will defend him like we defend any placekicker.”

by sandimashigh on Oct 20, 2008 11:35 AM EDT reply actions

That’s weird. I’m getting the “This Video is no longer available” blackscreen yet I can see the highlights running in the background. Odd.

by inthevalley on Oct 20, 2008 11:48 AM EDT reply actions

…slow…white…defensive…backs…who…cannot…tackle…

that’s wisconsin for you.

by yoyofutbawl on Oct 20, 2008 12:12 PM EDT reply actions

So does this mean in the game of musical hotseat, that Bret Bielema and Kirk Ferentz have swapped places? Iowa finally got something tangible for their $3 mill a year that didn’t involve attorneys.

by Crabapple Buck on Oct 20, 2008 12:23 PM EDT reply actions