Comments on: EDSBS RAW: NAKED SUSHI BUFFET PICKS, WEEK 8

By: Tater Salad

Tater Salad — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 15:40:06 +0000

Holly-

All Bama fans are focused on Ole Miss today. It’s a scary game.

But you’re calling down the thunder…

Our first hate week of the season arrives at midnight!

Fuck your puke in a pumpkin orange, snitchin Vols. Smokey would make a shitty hunting dog. His sense of smell is obviously non-existent, otherwise he would’ve died in Neyland long ago.

That feels good.

By: Holly

Holly — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 14:44:01 +0000

klephypants, if I didn’t express full-on loathing for the Menstruating Elephants the week before Third Saturday, I wouldn’t be me, baby.

By: SEC Supremacist

SEC Supremacist — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 14:43:08 +0000

Rational: Auburn will play Bye close, but in the end, Bye wins 4-3

By: john

john — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 13:57:38 +0000

im a little disappointed that holly couldn’t work an anti irish slam into this week’s sushi….yeah, i know we have a bye….but should that really matter?.. where is the hate, holls? where is the hate?? even a snide comment about strength of schedule or lack of team speed dooming ND this week …something..come on y’all, there’s a reputation to uphold…

By: kleph

kleph — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 13:22:21 +0000

holly, you keep dissin’ my team like this and i reserve the right to break out the gamer-speak next weekend.

By: hailstate

hailstate — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 04:12:28 +0000

Sorry, Holly, but croomings don’t happen to really good teams or coaches (see the ‘07 wins over Brooks, Tubbs and Saban). Croomings come to embattled coaches and fan bases who are looking for any excuse to jettison the coach (see [name redacted], Shula and Orgeron).

As the person who entered the term “Croomed” into the Urban Dictionary, I should know.
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croomed 104 up, 17 down
To be fired as head coach after losing to a inferior team.
“Mike Shula was croomed after losing to Mississippi State.”
sylvester croom fired sacked football [name redacted]
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=croomed

By: Frank Drackman

Frank Drackman — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 00:56:29 +0000

John Parker Wilson has Girlishly Long Eyelashes.
Bear Bryant and J. Edgar Hoover were lovers.
Nick Saban wears Mrs. Tubbervilles underwear.
Colonel Reb doesn’t support affirmative action.
Who was the last white cornerback to start in the NFL?

By: NRBQ

NRBQ — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 00:37:10 +0000

I wasn’t sure who that band was until I read #8.

I am sure, however, that it was the worst 1.5 minutes of music to which I recall ever being subjected.

By: Holly

Holly — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 23:37:05 +0000

Joshua, that’s an excellent and valid point.

By: SpartanDan

SpartanDan — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 23:28:22 +0000

MikeLew – A couple weeks ago, I would have agreed. But Hoyer has suddenly turned into a serviceable QB, if for no other reason than people are so deathly afraid of Ringer that the play-fake leads to WRs wide open (who are, for the most part, no longer dropping the ball – knock on wood).

By: Joshua

Joshua — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 22:21:26 +0000

Holly, we don’t employ a Tiger mascot, we worship it. It employs us, in a way.

By: now_a_hoo

now_a_hoo — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 22:21:23 +0000

SpartanDan- that’s fair.

By: BamaCPA

BamaCPA — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 22:04:55 +0000

How do you know what the other of this state thinks ? You can’t find any Auburn fans these days, unless you’re way into spelunking.

By: MikeLew

MikeLew — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 21:58:02 +0000

Holly-

My Buckeyes are like every good horror movie villain…..you may think we’re dead, but don’t turn around for a minute, or we’ll get you.

MSU has a good team, but I don’t see Hoyer doing enough for them to beat us. Plus, Beanie’s more recovered from the flu, and Pryor will only get better with the more snaps he takes.

OSU by 10….

By: Brian O'Blivion

Brian O'Blivion — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 21:47:05 +0000

I think this Metallica video would have been more appropriate for the power of Croom over SEC coaches' jobs.