BYU/TCU IN FREEKNICHOLOR METAPHORIVISION
BYU/TCU, summed up by LSUFreek.

Warning: horned toads in real life are not as mischievous or cute as they are in this cartoon, nor is surfboarding off the roofs of houses condoned by Bronco Mendenhall, BYU, or this blog. If you do it, though, please film it and send it to us, because it is funny when other people get hurt and go boom.









1
BurritoBrosShits says:
Considering the geography, I would have thought backyard wrestling would have been more appropriate, but brilliant nevertheless.
October 17th, 2008 at 10:20 am
2
gerry dorsey says:
can i ask a question?? what was the absolute best possible scenerio of surfing off of that roof?? you actually land it and blow every fucking ligament in your knee??
October 17th, 2008 at 10:23 am
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Biggus Rickus says:
I like to think the dude believed that with enough starting altitude he could fly around like Silver Surfer.
October 17th, 2008 at 10:35 am
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Football Fanatics says:
It’s not bad enough that he falls off the roof, but to add insult to injury the freakin surfboard nearly severs his leg.
October 17th, 2008 at 10:37 am
5
yoyofutbawl says:
Do Horned Frogs go “Ribbit, Ribbit” too?
Tommy Smothers needs to know.
October 17th, 2008 at 11:25 am
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DrBundy says:
@ #2- Best possible scenario?
He doesn’t live to see the video, thereby freeing up more oxygen for the rest of us. As an added bonus, he no longer gets to vote.
Oh…you meant best possible scenario for him. Sorry. I thought you meant best possible scenario for the rest of us. My bad.
~DrB
October 17th, 2008 at 11:46 am
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gt6288a says:
Freek is the best. Is there a “LSUFREEK’s Greatest Hits” website somewhere?
October 17th, 2008 at 11:54 am
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Brian O'Blivion says:
Bronco Mendenhall is still a great fucking name.
That is all.
October 17th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
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Croc says:
@7 I think Orson ought to have a “Best of EDSBS” . Also, what are the chances that the board hits the guy in the crotch? Classic.
October 17th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
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sb says:
It is comforting to note that this idiot, due to castration by surfboard, will not be reproducing in this lifetime thus ensuring his shallow end of the gene-pool will not be represented in future generations.
October 17th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
11
bama_buck says:
That is mesmerizingly hilarious.
I can’t stop watching it.
October 17th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
12
Kecalf Bailey says:
How do you even do that?
October 17th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
13
Gen. Stoopnagle says:
Is the shallow-end of the gene pool warm enough to maintain Naegleria fowleri? Watching this guy, it would appear so.
October 17th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
14
JediBendu says:
God Bless You Freek!
October 17th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
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sb says:
Gen’l @ #13…obviously.
October 17th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
16
haybeav says:
Is it just me, or does that toad kind of look like a Pokemon?
October 17th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
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fife in the bay says:
@11
you and me both. each time im just like “boom! hits him again” then im like “damn, i sounded like john madden.”
but the frog, he is cute, no?
October 17th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
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Mr.Pelican Pants says:
Damn Jamie Graham for Vandy gets the
“Frisbee Catching Dog- Wide Receiver Award”, 2 TD’s on Georgias secondary, makes it look easy….
October 18th, 2008 at 1:42 pm