BYU/TCU IN FREEKNICHOLOR METAPHORIVISION
by Orson on Oct 17, 2008 11:15 AM EDT
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PrintBYU/TCU, summed up by LSUFreek.
Warning: horned toads in real life are not as mischievous or cute as they are in this cartoon, nor is surfboarding off the roofs of houses condoned by Bronco Mendenhall, BYU, or this blog. If you do it, though, please film it and send it to us, because it is funny when other people get hurt and go boom.
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Considering the geography, I would have thought backyard wrestling would have been more appropriate, but brilliant nevertheless.
by BurritoBrosShits on Oct 17, 2008 11:20 AM EDT reply actions
can i ask a question?? what was the absolute best possible scenerio of surfing off of that roof?? you actually land it and blow every fucking ligament in your knee??
by gerry dorsey on Oct 17, 2008 11:23 AM EDT reply actions
I like to think the dude believed that with enough starting altitude he could fly around like Silver Surfer.
by Biggus Rickus on Oct 17, 2008 11:35 AM EDT reply actions
It’s not bad enough that he falls off the roof, but to add insult to injury the freakin surfboard nearly severs his leg.
by Football Fanatics on Oct 17, 2008 11:37 AM EDT reply actions
Do Horned Frogs go “Ribbit, Ribbit” too?
Tommy Smothers needs to know.
by yoyofutbawl on Oct 17, 2008 12:25 PM EDT reply actions
@ #2- Best possible scenario?
He doesn’t live to see the video, thereby freeing up more oxygen for the rest of us. As an added bonus, he no longer gets to vote.
Oh…you meant best possible scenario for him. Sorry. I thought you meant best possible scenario for the rest of us. My bad.
~DrB
by DrBundy on Oct 17, 2008 12:46 PM EDT reply actions
Freek is the best. Is there a “LSUFREEK’s Greatest Hits” website somewhere?
by gt6288a on Oct 17, 2008 12:54 PM EDT reply actions
Bronco Mendenhall is still a great fucking name.
That is all.
by Brian O'Blivion on Oct 17, 2008 1:01 PM EDT reply actions
@7 I think Orson ought to have a “Best of EDSBS” . Also, what are the chances that the board hits the guy in the crotch? Classic.
by Croc on Oct 17, 2008 1:58 PM EDT reply actions
It is comforting to note that this idiot, due to castration by surfboard, will not be reproducing in this lifetime thus ensuring his shallow end of the gene-pool will not be represented in future generations.
by sb on Oct 17, 2008 2:06 PM EDT reply actions
That is mesmerizingly hilarious.
I can’t stop watching it.
by bama_buck on Oct 17, 2008 2:34 PM EDT reply actions
Is the shallow-end of the gene pool warm enough to maintain Naegleria fowleri? Watching this guy, it would appear so.
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Oct 17, 2008 3:06 PM EDT reply actions
Is it just me, or does that toad kind of look like a Pokemon?
by haybeav on Oct 17, 2008 4:36 PM EDT reply actions
@11
you and me both. each time im just like “boom! hits him again” then im like “damn, i sounded like john madden.”
but the frog, he is cute, no?
by fife in the bay on Oct 17, 2008 6:54 PM EDT reply actions
Damn Jamie Graham for Vandy gets the
“Frisbee Catching Dog- Wide Receiver Award”, 2 TD’s on Georgias secondary, makes it look easy….
by Mr.Pelican Pants on Oct 18, 2008 2:42 PM EDT reply actions
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