Comments on: GUNNER & GUNNERER: TCU-BYU COMPATIBILITY SCREENING.

By: Magic Hobo

Magic Hobo — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 05:52:33 +0000

Regarding the hole-in-the-sheet thing: it's an urban legend, usually assumed of more stringent sects of various religions (and often Orthodox Judaism), with the assumption that they view sex as strictly for baby-makin', and there shouldn't be any sensual enjoyment, like caressing or bodies rubbing or such.

By: Brian

Brian — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 03:45:59 +0000

Gina Gershon is mad hot. Id do her with a hole in the sheet.

By: Mr.Pelican Pants

Mr.Pelican Pants — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 22:45:55 +0000

THEN:
TCU: Dennis Franchione, LT
BYU: Gary Crowton, Luke Staley
NOW:
Coach Fran, tv commentator
Coach Crowton, LSU O-coordinator

LT-NFL MVP
LS- 7th round pick

I think the “hole in the sheet” is a requirement for some religions, it was on “Curb Your Enthusiasm” with Gina Gershon

By: ClemsonHorn

ClemsonHorn — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 22:08:16 +0000

#11 As a Jew who grew up in Fort Worth, I can attest that not only are there Jews in Texas, there are a good number of Jews attending TCU.

By: meatybob

meatybob — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 22:04:26 +0000

Yeah, Ryno, that’s a dumbass statement. Even though I am religious, I am also an chemical engineer, so I can safely say that I am probably smarter than you.

But thats OK, I make dumbass statements all of the time. Live and learn.

By: meatybob

meatybob — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 21:56:32 +0000

Yeah, this post is actually pretty far off the mark, regarding TCU anyway. They are actually quite snobby, espically to the poor, state schooled UT or A&M types.

But that is OK, TCU is in Texas, and Texans in general and pretty close to that type.

By: The Holy Grail

The Holy Grail — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 21:55:57 +0000

Q: What is the featured song at the wedding recpetion

A) “Let’s Get Drunk and Screw”
B) “Puppy Love” The Osmond Brothers

By: Chg

Chg — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 21:54:49 +0000

Ryno, the trick to calling out close minded bigots is to not reveal yourself to be one in the following line.

By: Shane

Shane — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 21:43:50 +0000

Brian, the most commonly used pick-up line at TCU is “Are you drunk?” Actually, the administration doesn’t say Texas Chrsitian University because we’re not religious at all. Hell, we have Reverend Wright an award last year.

By: dfdub

dfdub — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 21:41:16 +0000

What if my truck was a single cab? Does that count?

By: Brian

Brian — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 21:39:07 +0000

“Through a hole in the sheet.” Never heard that one before, bravo. Its kinky, like a glory hole at a truckstop bathroom, but not as likely to get you diseased. Its very clinical, almost German. Pickup line at both schoosl is probably, “Are you saved?”

By: shovel-pass

shovel-pass — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 21:37:22 +0000

Jews??? Are there any Jews in Texas or Utah??
Just askin.

By: Turd Ferguson

Turd Ferguson — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 21:20:08 +0000

#11: It’s more of a comparison between Mormons and Jews. It’s been proven (by the Upright Citizens Brigade) that the Chosen People can eat pork, smoke cigarettes and even hump computers through a hole in the sheet. But can young LDS men do the same?

By: hlh

hlh — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 21:15:52 +0000

Seeing that horny toad reminded me of when I invested a boatload of money in a company that was going to make a diabetes drug out of synthetic gila monstor spit but it turned out to be only effective when given with other drugs and my wife got mad saying stuff like if you think gila monstor spit can cure diabetes don’t you think hollywood starlets would be out in the desert hiring mexicans to find gila monstors so they could lose weight and still be employed and be top shelf commodities and if read about some other hair brained eye of newt type thing please at least run it by me since I am the one that has any sense around here.

I tend to get Faulkner-esque when I’m sad

By: RobC

RobC — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 21:10:38 +0000

“But can the Mormons also drink Red Bull through that hole in the sheet?”

Dude, can you? That’s anatomically……..impossib….improb…..creative?