Comments on: CURIOUS INDEX, 10/16/08

By: BrazosBeater

BrazosBeater — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 17:51:42 +0000

Funny… I always thought the batshit was an intentional improvement to Kyle field. Who knew?

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 14:56:19 +0000

Aggie bafflement, Item 1: “We sure hope those Mexican bats are just migrating and not staying!” Hey man, they’re just eating the bugs the local bats won’t eat.

Aggie bafflement, Item 2: “We don’t understand why our Yell Leaders have been banned from standing next to the goal and yelling at young women from other schools’ soccer teams.” Usually most groups of men who hang around college girls squeezing their balls are escorted off the premises, they’re getting off lightly. (So to speak).

By: Mr.Pelican Pants

Mr.Pelican Pants — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 14:47:19 +0000

No seriously, we had a pilot in our squadron with the last name Herbig….and since men dont mature after 12, his call sign was Bill “Tits” Herbig…..
He decided he didnt like that callsign, and made the drunken comment when we were partying in Thailand that he would rather be called “Buttface” than “Tits”….
So the next morning before flight ops, his name on the side of the plane below the canopy was
Bill “Buttface” Herbig, and he had to fly with that for a whole 6 month deployment….be careful what you ask for……

By: Football Fanatics

Football Fanatics — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 14:45:40 +0000

Tommy Tuberville will have Auburn competitive in another year or two. All SEC teams go through down years.

By: skinnyphatman

skinnyphatman — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 14:39:50 +0000

Luke DeCock… That’s my new porn name. My nom de plume, so to speak.

By: Biggus Rickus

Biggus Rickus — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 14:24:44 +0000

The prevalence of bat shit really explains a lot about Texas A&M.

By: scalz1

scalz1 — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 14:15:42 +0000

Cue the “swagger” comments.

By: Schnitzengruben

Schnitzengruben — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 14:15:16 +0000

I’d purposely mispronounce my name as Lick.

Now that I think about it, this would be a classic Tube Bar call.

By: Mr.Pelican Pants

Mr.Pelican Pants — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 14:09:56 +0000

If he was a Top Gun Pilot, his name would be Luke “Stroker” DeCock…..(snare drum, bass kick, cymbal crash)

By: WhiteSpeedReceiver

WhiteSpeedReceiver — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 14:07:02 +0000

Ahhh, line splits discussion. It reminds me of an overzealous OL coach I had who decided to hammer in his point that we had to protect the A hole, and how we couldn’t get pounded up the A hole. Good times.

By: GamecockTony

GamecockTony — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 13:49:13 +0000

DeCock is actually a hockey writer posing as a football writer.

/A writer in lambskin’s clothing, perhaps?

By: gerry dorsey

gerry dorsey — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 13:46:58 +0000

[clinching teeth in an effort to NOT get sucked into making some lame "decock" joke]