NAME REDACTED GIVES CREATIVE NICKNAMES
by Orson on Oct 15, 2008 11:11 AM EDT
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PrintHey you! You have a lot of hair! I'm likin' it! Ol' Bucket A Hair! That's what I'm callin' ya!
All that hair. I'm likin' it. Makes you look like an alien. Or an alien that plays football but with a lotta hair comin' all down your back. Bucket 'A Hair. YEAAAAHHHH!!!
[Drives Bentley Golf Cart into brick wall while texting recruit.]
Thinkin' you all need nicknames. Thinkin' it makes recruiting better. Thinkin' gets kids excited. Gotta have excitement. Gotta have passion. Gotta have rugby punts. Gotta have a shower. Ol' Coach showers seven times a day with a waterproof phone to call recruits. Gotta stay fresh and clean. Keep the Zook Hook primed and ready for duty.
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!! [performs 38 250 pound hangcleans in a row in shower, drops weight and cracks entire tile floor into spidery shards.]
You!
I'm callin' you Blackbeard, 'cause you're black. Gotta beard, too. Blackbeard. Maybe you like piratin'. Booty. We're all likin' the booty. Especially me. LustyLatinas.com. Subscription. Wife found it. Not. Happy.
REGRETTING NOT USING THE COMPANY CARRRRRD!!!!
[Fails to score from the 5, misses a 4th and 1, loses to Minnesota.]
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Thats how my sister’s hamster got its name. It bites people. So we named him Bitey. Also after the opposum on the simpsons.
by Brian on Oct 15, 2008 11:23 AM EDT reply actions
So, seeing his logic… If he’s an idiot, I will call him…. FUCKING IDIOT COACH WHO HAS TAKEN YEARS OFF MY LIFE!
by BurritoBrosShits on Oct 15, 2008 11:30 AM EDT reply actions
Forget Zook, that reporter bored me to sleep
by WarCardinals on Oct 15, 2008 11:32 AM EDT reply actions
Zooks starting to sound like Phil Sebben from Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law.
Illini, my office! Ha-ha!
by Madman rhd on Oct 15, 2008 11:47 AM EDT reply actions
Gotta say, [REDACTED]‘s nicknames are improvin’.
Or is it ‘have a lot of room for improvement?’
by dogtown gator on Oct 15, 2008 11:48 AM EDT reply actions
Is that reporter the understudy of Pedro Gomez? (NTTAWWT)
by beast in 'bama on Oct 15, 2008 11:55 AM EDT reply actions
Orson, I really hope you’re also referencing the classically underrated SNL skit from the ’86 season (I believe) that had Phil Hartman as a drill instructor making up nicknames for the recruits like “Mr. Laughing, Smiling, Joking Around Man” and “Mr. Feet Attached to Legs”…
by Kahuna on Oct 15, 2008 12:00 PM EDT reply actions
You make it seem like losing to Minnesota is a bad thing. Come on, everybody’s doing it.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 15, 2008 12:03 PM EDT reply actions
Jason Mussman(sp?) has a face for radio.
by justanotherbuckeye on Oct 15, 2008 12:05 PM EDT reply actions
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There’s no way that skit is that old. I’d guess it was around 1993 or 1994.
by PW on Oct 15, 2008 12:13 PM EDT reply actions
I myself prefer 8th Street Latinas dot com.
by I'm A Lasagna Hog on Oct 15, 2008 12:21 PM EDT reply actions
i was actually thinking of the snl skit with sandler coming up with lame ass halloween costumes.
NOW GIMME SOME CANDY!!
by gerry dorsey on Oct 15, 2008 12:46 PM EDT reply actions
#10
That kids gotta face only Edward James Olmos would love
by Mr.Pelican Pants on Oct 15, 2008 12:47 PM EDT reply actions
If [NAME REDACTED] pisses intensity, then he shits crazy.
by Harris on Oct 15, 2008 2:18 PM EDT reply actions
hey i met him once. the zooker that is. and juice.
by cyclonestate on Oct 15, 2008 8:02 PM EDT reply actions
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