KNOW YOUR FRANTZ JOSEPHS
We’re here to educate. The second-leading tackler in the NCAA this year is none other than Frantz Joseph, a mad-tackling linebacker from Florida Atlantic University who had 14 solo tackles in the game against Minnesota alone, and who has 75 tackles total in 6 games.
One clarification, though, that we would like to help with: he is not related to the former ruling family of the Austro-Hungarian empire. Unless they were Haitian, and we don’t think they were.
We’re here to help.
Signed,
The EDSBS Education Initiative: Making the World a Better, More Awesome Place Through the Power of Microsoft Paint.










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Schnelly-ade says:
You might want to do this for Ryan Reynolds too, someone might be confused when looking for two guys and a girl and a pizza place series on dvd.
October 15th, 2008 at 11:51 am
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CincySooner says:
#1 that one’s easy
The Ryan Reynolds of Hollywood gets paid to make movies about sex and alcohol.
The Ryan Reynolds of Oklahoma has exploding cigars in place of knee ligaments.
October 15th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
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poguemahone says:
It must be conceded however, that the resemblance is truly striking. It’s almost uncanny. I can understand getting the two confused.
October 15th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
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CincySooner says:
and what I mean by that is every time he starts to get hot one of his knees goes ker-plooey
October 15th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
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sonofsamford says:
Franz might be old school, but he could step right in and lead the FAU band.
October 15th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
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GamecockTony says:
If Frantz’ son gets tackled too hard in a pee-wee game someday, is it going to spark WWIII?
October 15th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
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fresh says:
Dennis Franz thinks this is bullshit.
Years of baring his fat, pasty ass on NYPD Blue, and he can’t even get a mention here?
Jesus Tapdancing Christ.
October 15th, 2008 at 12:26 pm