KNOW YOUR FRANTZ JOSEPHS
by Orson on Oct 15, 2008 12:38 PM EDT
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PrintWe're here to educate. The second-leading tackler in the NCAA this year is none other than Frantz Joseph, a mad-tackling linebacker from Florida Atlantic University who had 14 solo tackles in the game against Minnesota alone, and who has 75 tackles total in 6 games.
One clarification, though, that we would like to help with: he is not related to the former ruling family of the Austro-Hungarian empire. Unless they were Haitian, and we don't think they were.
We're here to help.
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The EDSBS Education Initiative: Making the World a Better, More Awesome Place Through the Power of Microsoft Paint.
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You might want to do this for Ryan Reynolds too, someone might be confused when looking for two guys and a girl and a pizza place series on dvd.
by Schnelly-ade on Oct 15, 2008 12:51 PM EDT reply actions
- that one’s easy
The Ryan Reynolds of Hollywood gets paid to make movies about sex and alcohol.
The Ryan Reynolds of Oklahoma has exploding cigars in place of knee ligaments.
by CincySooner on Oct 15, 2008 1:10 PM EDT reply actions
It must be conceded however, that the resemblance is truly striking. It’s almost uncanny. I can understand getting the two confused.
by poguemahone on Oct 15, 2008 1:11 PM EDT reply actions
and what I mean by that is every time he starts to get hot one of his knees goes ker-plooey
by CincySooner on Oct 15, 2008 1:12 PM EDT reply actions
Franz might be old school, but he could step right in and lead the FAU band.
by sonofsamford on Oct 15, 2008 1:18 PM EDT reply actions
If Frantz’ son gets tackled too hard in a pee-wee game someday, is it going to spark WWIII?
by GamecockTony on Oct 15, 2008 1:20 PM EDT reply actions
Dennis Franz thinks this is bullshit.
Years of baring his fat, pasty ass on NYPD Blue, and he can’t even get a mention here?
Jesus Tapdancing Christ.
by fresh on Oct 15, 2008 1:26 PM EDT reply actions
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