Comments on: A TALE OF TWO TAILS

By: NativeSon

NativeSon — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 19:56:26 +0000

If my calculations are correct, they could have screenprinted the yard lines and hash marks at actual size.

By: Harris

Harris — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 14:47:36 +0000

Damn you, Swindle.

By: Geori

Geori — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 13:54:05 +0000

Gotta love that leathery florida skin. I wouldn’t go anywhere near meth-face. Going to stick to the grove, a place where you can walk around for an hour and not fine 10 girls you wouldn’t sleep with.

By: HeadThief

HeadThief — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 13:40:41 +0000

Dad? Is that you?

By: charnold

charnold — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 05:56:31 +0000

Well played sir, well played. Traded allot of credibility for that one.

By: TheMightyErik

TheMightyErik — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 04:54:38 +0000

Holy hell… thanks a lot, Orson. Like a car wreck or catching someone dig into their nose in traffic, I simply couldn’t look away for a few seconds when I saw this. At least the pics from the COED mag will help burn that image from my brain.

By: jerseywolverine

jerseywolverine — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 04:24:01 +0000

signal-noise wins….classic line.

By: cracker

cracker — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 04:18:21 +0000

Crack kills

By: Flatlander

Flatlander — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 02:47:57 +0000

Holy jebus, you’d need a burro and a tour guide to get out of that thing if you fell in.

Love the “bald head with sun visor” look by the way.

By: bj

bj — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 02:21:07 +0000

pretty sure the O is obscured by said fissure

By: Jake Barnes

Jake Barnes — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 01:54:21 +0000

You said….fissure

By: Pinto

Pinto — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 01:18:31 +0000

@ 14 beat me to the punch.

I never asked, but is Swamp beer barrel girl / slut position handed down within the sorority? I’d rather go around the corner and get a sandwich from Steamer’s on game day anyway.

I respect the gentleman from Oklahoma. He’s got to know his ass is hanging out, but he’s not concerned. “Yeah, I’m a little hefty, and yes, you can see sweat beading up in my crack. But but I’m here to watch the Sooners and let this air out in comfort. Fuck off if you can’t accept a bald, fat guy’s ass crack.”

Still better than the freak who tatted Rammer Jammer on his arms and the Bear on his back. With that in mind, I’m surprised the gentleman above hasn’t inked in an “O” to the left and a “U” to the right of the fissure.

By: Panhandle Gator

Panhandle Gator — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 00:37:07 +0000

Definitely a Swamp waitress. I remember asking her to turn around and being disappointed that she didn’t have an alligator nose to match.

By: Leif Eriksen

Leif Eriksen — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 23:43:50 +0000

Go Pokes

By: Jake Barnes

Jake Barnes — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 23:16:12 +0000

I have to say that the secret confessions of SEC fans was the best piece of blog I have ever read regarding college football. Mine:
UGA
1) Did Donnan have more eventual NFL starters or am I sniffing the solvent. Again.
2) I loathe SEC fans who rock all the gear. Hats, shirts, belt buckles….this also means all you GA fans. Stick with a subdued khaki hat with a G, or perhaps a set of Bulldog boxers, with your jeans worn gangsta short.