From COED magazine, brah, the finest publication for dyslexic code freaks and fans of HOT COLLEGE BABES WHO WOULDN’T FUCK YOU WITH A GUN TO THEIR HEADS, an attractive woman from the LSU/Florida game:
And then, after the jump, another hot piece of tail from the weekend.
…tiene tremendo CULO!
By hot, we mean temperature-wise. You could bake profiteroles in there. A whole pan of ‘em, we’d guess.
Orson Swindle and Stranko Montana are two men pushing thirty who should know better than to run a college football blog, but evidently don't. Both graduated from the University of Florida, and both agree that college football is far too important to be left to the professionals.
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hobeg8r says:
A helpful Heloise tip: It is hard to type while pouring bleach into your eyes.
October 15th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
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DC Trojan says:
Profiteroles aren’t supposed to be sweaty and greasy are they?
If Captain Ass-crack had been an LSU fan, maybe he could have cooked a turd-ucken in the crevasse of doom.
October 15th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
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4.0 Point Stance says:
What is wrong with her eyes? They look like they’ve been scooped out. I’m a little freaked
October 15th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
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Crabapple Buck says:
Looks like OU has a Plumbing major that you can get a degree.
October 15th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
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Signal to Noise says:
COED magazine: training future cads for their subscriptions to Maxim.
Ze goggles, they do nothing!
October 15th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
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Irwin Fletcher says:
Orson- a worse bait-and-switch after the jump I cannot imagine.
Observations:
That’s asking alot of the elastic waist band.
And She-Hulk looks like a Red Dragon victim with shards of mirror for eyes. Smokin’ though.
October 15th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
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gerry dorsey says:
what do you expect from a game played at the home of chicken fried bacon??
October 15th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
8
BurritoBrosShits says:
No. No. God. No.
October 15th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
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Pete the Streak says:
@ 6: Excellent Thomas Harris reference.
Well played, Sir.
October 15th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
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hlh says:
If you stare into the abyss long enough, the abyss stares back at you.
October 15th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
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Last Dragon says:
I thought we discontinued Bunda on this site……
October 15th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
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SEC Supremacist says:
Dear O,
Die.
S.S.
October 15th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
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croc says:
Orson,
luckily “BABES WHO WOULDN’T FUCK YOU WITH A GUN TO THEIR HEADS” is mitigated somewhat by a fat wallet. Otherwise, what is there to live for?
October 15th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
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gold man says:
A Swamp slut. I’d know that white fence and samuel adams umbrella anywhere.
October 15th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
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Justin C. Cliburn says:
Fucking great. Way to represent my home state, fat ass.
Justin C. Cliburn
Ashamed Oklahoman.
October 15th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
Croc:
This is the great trade-off of age. Sagging flesh; rising credit rating.
October 15th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
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sonofsamford says:
Normally in these type deals it’s the bottom part of the asscrack that gets obscured.
October 15th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
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Jonathan says:
“I want a sedan full of vodka” classic tag, unfortunate association with the picture, but still may become part of my general phrase dictionary right next to “oh crap, it has spaceballs coming out of it’s nose”
October 15th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
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WarCardinals says:
Wednesday cheesecake?
October 15th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
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Jake Barnes says:
I have to say that the secret confessions of SEC fans was the best piece of blog I have ever read regarding college football. Mine:
UGA
1) Did Donnan have more eventual NFL starters or am I sniffing the solvent. Again.
2) I loathe SEC fans who rock all the gear. Hats, shirts, belt buckles….this also means all you GA fans. Stick with a subdued khaki hat with a G, or perhaps a set of Bulldog boxers, with your jeans worn gangsta short.
October 15th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
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Leif Eriksen says:
Go Pokes
October 15th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
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Panhandle Gator says:
Definitely a Swamp waitress. I remember asking her to turn around and being disappointed that she didn’t have an alligator nose to match.
October 15th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
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Pinto says:
@ 14 beat me to the punch.
I never asked, but is Swamp beer barrel girl / slut position handed down within the sorority? I’d rather go around the corner and get a sandwich from Steamer’s on game day anyway.
I respect the gentleman from Oklahoma. He’s got to know his ass is hanging out, but he’s not concerned. “Yeah, I’m a little hefty, and yes, you can see sweat beading up in my crack. But but I’m here to watch the Sooners and let this air out in comfort. Fuck off if you can’t accept a bald, fat guy’s ass crack.”
Still better than the freak who tatted Rammer Jammer on his arms and the Bear on his back. With that in mind, I’m surprised the gentleman above hasn’t inked in an “O” to the left and a “U” to the right of the fissure.
October 15th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
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Jake Barnes says:
You said….fissure
October 15th, 2008 at 8:54 pm
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bj says:
pretty sure the O is obscured by said fissure
October 15th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
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Flatlander says:
Holy jebus, you’d need a burro and a tour guide to get out of that thing if you fell in.
Love the “bald head with sun visor” look by the way.
October 15th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
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cracker says:
Crack kills
October 15th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
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jerseywolverine says:
signal-noise wins….classic line.
October 15th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
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TheMightyErik says:
Holy hell… thanks a lot, Orson. Like a car wreck or catching someone dig into their nose in traffic, I simply couldn’t look away for a few seconds when I saw this. At least the pics from the COED mag will help burn that image from my brain.
October 15th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
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charnold says:
Well played sir, well played. Traded allot of credibility for that one.
October 16th, 2008 at 12:56 am
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HeadThief says:
Dad? Is that you?
October 16th, 2008 at 8:40 am
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Geori says:
Gotta love that leathery florida skin. I wouldn’t go anywhere near meth-face. Going to stick to the grove, a place where you can walk around for an hour and not fine 10 girls you wouldn’t sleep with.
October 16th, 2008 at 8:54 am
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Harris says:
Damn you, Swindle.
October 16th, 2008 at 9:47 am
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NativeSon says:
If my calculations are correct, they could have screenprinted the yard lines and hash marks at actual size.
October 16th, 2008 at 2:56 pm