A TALE OF TWO TAILS
by Orson on Oct 15, 2008 5:01 PM EDT
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PrintFrom COED magazine, brah, the finest publication for dyslexic code freaks and fans of HOT COLLEGE BABES WHO WOULDN'T FUCK YOU WITH A GUN TO THEIR HEADS, an attractive woman from the LSU/Florida game:
And then, after the jump, another hot piece of tail from the weekend.
...tiene tremendo CULO!
By hot, we mean temperature-wise. You could bake profiteroles in there. A whole pan of 'em, we'd guess.
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A helpful Heloise tip: It is hard to type while pouring bleach into your eyes.
by hobeg8r on Oct 15, 2008 5:08 PM EDT reply actions
Profiteroles aren’t supposed to be sweaty and greasy are they?
If Captain Ass-crack had been an LSU fan, maybe he could have cooked a turd-ucken in the crevasse of doom.
by DC Trojan on Oct 15, 2008 5:12 PM EDT reply actions
What is wrong with her eyes? They look like they’ve been scooped out. I’m a little freaked
by 4.0 Point Stance on Oct 15, 2008 5:16 PM EDT reply actions
Looks like OU has a Plumbing major that you can get a degree.
by Crabapple Buck on Oct 15, 2008 5:21 PM EDT reply actions
COED magazine: training future cads for their subscriptions to Maxim.
Ze goggles, they do nothing!
by Signal to Noise on Oct 15, 2008 5:21 PM EDT reply actions
Orson- a worse bait-and-switch after the jump I cannot imagine.
Observations:
That’s asking alot of the elastic waist band.
And She-Hulk looks like a Red Dragon victim with shards of mirror for eyes. Smokin’ though.
by Irwin Fletcher on Oct 15, 2008 5:29 PM EDT reply actions
what do you expect from a game played at the home of chicken fried bacon??
by gerry dorsey on Oct 15, 2008 5:39 PM EDT reply actions
@ 6: Excellent Thomas Harris reference.
Well played, Sir.
by Pete the Streak on Oct 15, 2008 5:47 PM EDT reply actions
If you stare into the abyss long enough, the abyss stares back at you.
by hlh on Oct 15, 2008 5:51 PM EDT reply actions
I thought we discontinued Bunda on this site……
by Last Dragon on Oct 15, 2008 5:54 PM EDT reply actions
Orson,
luckily “BABES WHO WOULDNT FUCK YOU WITH A GUN TO THEIR HEADS” is mitigated somewhat by a fat wallet. Otherwise, what is there to live for?
by croc on Oct 15, 2008 5:55 PM EDT reply actions
A Swamp slut. I’d know that white fence and samuel adams umbrella anywhere.
by gold man on Oct 15, 2008 5:56 PM EDT reply actions
Fucking great. Way to represent my home state, fat ass.
Justin C. Cliburn
Ashamed Oklahoman.
by Justin C. Cliburn on Oct 15, 2008 5:59 PM EDT reply actions
Croc:
This is the great trade-off of age. Sagging flesh; rising credit rating.
by Orson Swindle on Oct 15, 2008 6:00 PM EDT reply actions
Normally in these type deals it’s the bottom part of the asscrack that gets obscured.
by sonofsamford on Oct 15, 2008 6:13 PM EDT reply actions
“I want a sedan full of vodka” classic tag, unfortunate association with the picture, but still may become part of my general phrase dictionary right next to “oh crap, it has spaceballs coming out of it’s nose”
by Jonathan on Oct 15, 2008 6:25 PM EDT reply actions
I have to say that the secret confessions of SEC fans was the best piece of blog I have ever read regarding college football. Mine:
UGA
1) Did Donnan have more eventual NFL starters or am I sniffing the solvent. Again.
2) I loathe SEC fans who rock all the gear. Hats, shirts, belt buckles….this also means all you GA fans. Stick with a subdued khaki hat with a G, or perhaps a set of Bulldog boxers, with your jeans worn gangsta short.
by Jake Barnes on Oct 15, 2008 7:16 PM EDT reply actions
Definitely a Swamp waitress. I remember asking her to turn around and being disappointed that she didn’t have an alligator nose to match.
by Panhandle Gator on Oct 15, 2008 8:37 PM EDT reply actions
@ 14 beat me to the punch.
I never asked, but is Swamp beer barrel girl / slut position handed down within the sorority? I’d rather go around the corner and get a sandwich from Steamer’s on game day anyway.
I respect the gentleman from Oklahoma. He’s got to know his ass is hanging out, but he’s not concerned. “Yeah, I’m a little hefty, and yes, you can see sweat beading up in my crack. But but I’m here to watch the Sooners and let this air out in comfort. Fuck off if you can’t accept a bald, fat guy’s ass crack.”
Still better than the freak who tatted Rammer Jammer on his arms and the Bear on his back. With that in mind, I’m surprised the gentleman above hasn’t inked in an “O” to the left and a “U” to the right of the fissure.
by Pinto on Oct 15, 2008 9:18 PM EDT reply actions
Holy jebus, you’d need a burro and a tour guide to get out of that thing if you fell in.
Love the “bald head with sun visor” look by the way.
by Flatlander on Oct 15, 2008 10:47 PM EDT reply actions
Holy hell… thanks a lot, Orson. Like a car wreck or catching someone dig into their nose in traffic, I simply couldn’t look away for a few seconds when I saw this. At least the pics from the COED mag will help burn that image from my brain.
by TheMightyErik on Oct 16, 2008 12:54 AM EDT reply actions
Well played sir, well played. Traded allot of credibility for that one.
by charnold on Oct 16, 2008 1:56 AM EDT reply actions
Gotta love that leathery florida skin. I wouldn’t go anywhere near meth-face. Going to stick to the grove, a place where you can walk around for an hour and not fine 10 girls you wouldn’t sleep with.
by Geori on Oct 16, 2008 9:54 AM EDT reply actions
If my calculations are correct, they could have screenprinted the yard lines and hash marks at actual size.
by NativeSon on Oct 16, 2008 3:56 PM EDT reply actions
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