PUDDING POPS, FULL OF VITAMIN DAMN
Lendy Holmes: Man, that shit smells good. After the game I’m gonna have to go over there and have some of that. They fry everything over there: sno-balls, bacon, beef, bacon, bacon-fried bacon, cell phones, trenchcoats, truth, pig heads, ballpoint pens. I don’t even know if I’d even eat a batter-fried cell phone, but if I had to eat a cell phone, that’s how I’d do it.
Hey, play’s coming this way. Shit. Shipley? I thought these guys all played for Iowa. Maybe he’s just a black dude covered in white shoe polish. That’s gotta be it. I gotta get over here and tackle this dude, just one sec—
Quan Cosby: PUDDING POPS, MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Lendy Holmes: (sees batter-covered cellphones circling above him in the azure Dallas sky.)
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CincySooner says:
(Unabashed sobbing…)
October 13th, 2008 at 10:05 am
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beast in 'bama says:
Winner, 2008 Oklahoma Crying Kid (OCK) Competition: LSU Freek!
October 13th, 2008 at 10:15 am
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TheDeuce says:
Another classic! Well played sir!
October 13th, 2008 at 10:20 am
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Texy says:
I would like to know if LSUfreek is accepting applications for worshippers/foot massagers — and if so, how do I apply?
October 13th, 2008 at 10:24 am
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baconboy says:
I never realized until just now how much Bill Cosby looks like OJ Simpson.
October 13th, 2008 at 10:30 am
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Sherlock Hemlock says:
Racist!
(I don’t really believe that, but with all of the granite-jawed Obama crap festooning your website, it’s best to play it safe.)
October 13th, 2008 at 10:45 am
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WhiteSpeedReceiver says:
I may have to name my firstborn son Orson Freek.
/checks self for white shoe polish
October 13th, 2008 at 10:53 am
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Chili says:
Tommy Bowden finally out at Clemson, Dabo Swinney interim head coach.
October 13th, 2008 at 10:56 am
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Ryno says:
[sits anxiously, holding credit card in left hand, hitting refresh on EDSBS Store every 30 seconds, waiting to buy the first PUDDING POPS MOTHERFUCKER t-shirt]
October 13th, 2008 at 11:01 am
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Der Schatten says:
Dear Bob Stoops,
The Longhorn faithful would like pass along this sincere and mature message:
Nom Nom Nom
October 13th, 2008 at 11:02 am
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Mr.Pelican Pants says:
Is it me or is Colt McCoy deceptively fast, or is OU slow? Nice lick, love to hit some one when they think they are gonna tackle the guy in front of them, then they get hit like a car running a red light by a tractor trailer from the blindside….
The only thing that can save Auburn is not the spread, its gotta be the Oompa Loompa Spread Attack, you get a bunch of 5′6 165 pound track burners of the 10.9 or less 100 yrd dash variety, put them in motion, then have them jump into your o-lines hip pocket, then pop out once the linemen makes their block and slide thru cracks in the defense like a piece of paper slidin under a door…That way this is no passing, or go back to the triple option via the wishbone…
Oh yeh Ole Miss, might wanna watch this….our local hip hop in Tuscaloosa got skillz, yo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WE8FciJQ_o
October 13th, 2008 at 11:06 am
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LineNoise says:
Threadjack: Tommy Bowden out at Clemson according to Rivals.
October 13th, 2008 at 11:18 am
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HeadThief says:
This is good. I think these things are much funnier when they don’t involve your own school. I think Colt is deceptively fast. Usually, when we fail on D it’s due to overagressiveness, stupidity or poor tackling – or some combination thereof – not speed. I think teams see this baby faced white kid out there and take the wrong angle.
congrats to the Longhorns.
October 13th, 2008 at 11:36 am
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Touchdown74 says:
The ONLY time it is acceptable to CRY as a MAN is when one watches a LSUFreek gift such as this!
I am rolling in tears of laughter as we speak!!!
+100 cocktails LSUFreek!
October 13th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
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ConferenceRoom says:
For the record, that’s Jordan Shipley running, not Colt.
October 13th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
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Goatroper says:
LSU Freak you magnificent bastard! Al Gore invented the internet….but you sir invented the photoshop.
October 13th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
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El Kabong!!! says:
I think I pissed myself at “Shipley? I thought these guys all played for Iowa.”
Now I will go and dream about days gone by when Tim Dwight punished anyone who kicked to him.
October 13th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
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allaha says:
Beauty, of course, is in the eye of the beholder. As a Texas fan, this example of LSU freekiness is absolutely lovely.
Congrats to OU for being an excellent opponent. I hope you win out, bringing great prestige to the Big 12.
October 13th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
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bevoshapedwaffles says:
Dear god,
Thank you for this post.
Amen
October 13th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
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ncaafballrox says:
BOOM, MF’er also has some influence on the O, it would seem.
Dirt Burglar got SERVED.
October 15th, 2008 at 7:43 pm