PUDDING POPS, FULL OF VITAMIN DAMN

by Orson on Oct 13, 2008 11:03 AM EDT

Lendy Holmes: Man, that shit smells good. After the game I'm gonna have to go over there and have some of that. They fry everything over there: sno-balls, bacon, beef, bacon, bacon-fried bacon, cell phones, trenchcoats, truth, pig heads, ballpoint pens. I don't even know if I'd even eat a batter-fried cell phone, but if I had to eat a cell phone, that's how I'd do it.

Hey, play's coming this way. Shit. Shipley? I thought these guys all played for Iowa. Maybe he's just a black dude covered in white shoe polish. That's gotta be it. I gotta get over here and tackle this dude, just one sec---

Quan Cosby: PUDDING POPS, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Lendy Holmes: (sees batter-covered cellphones circling above him in the azure Dallas sky.)

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(Unabashed sobbing…)

by CincySooner on Oct 13, 2008 11:05 AM EDT reply actions

Winner, 2008 Oklahoma Crying Kid (OCK) Competition: LSU Freek!

by beast in 'bama on Oct 13, 2008 11:15 AM EDT reply actions

Another classic! Well played sir!

by TheDeuce on Oct 13, 2008 11:20 AM EDT reply actions

I would like to know if LSUfreek is accepting applications for worshippers/foot massagers — and if so, how do I apply?

by Texy on Oct 13, 2008 11:24 AM EDT reply actions

I never realized until just now how much Bill Cosby looks like OJ Simpson.

by baconboy on Oct 13, 2008 11:30 AM EDT reply actions

Racist!

(I don’t really believe that, but with all of the granite-jawed Obama crap festooning your website, it’s best to play it safe.)

by Sherlock Hemlock on Oct 13, 2008 11:45 AM EDT reply actions

I may have to name my firstborn son Orson Freek.

/checks self for white shoe polish

by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 13, 2008 11:53 AM EDT reply actions

Tommy Bowden finally out at Clemson, Dabo Swinney interim head coach.

by Chili on Oct 13, 2008 11:56 AM EDT reply actions

[sits anxiously, holding credit card in left hand, hitting refresh on EDSBS Store every 30 seconds, waiting to buy the first PUDDING POPS MOTHERFUCKER t-shirt]

by Ryno on Oct 13, 2008 12:01 PM EDT reply actions

Dear Bob Stoops,

The Longhorn faithful would like pass along this sincere and mature message:

Nom Nom Nom

by Der Schatten on Oct 13, 2008 12:02 PM EDT reply actions

Is it me or is Colt McCoy deceptively fast, or is OU slow? Nice lick, love to hit some one when they think they are gonna tackle the guy in front of them, then they get hit like a car running a red light by a tractor trailer from the blindside….
The only thing that can save Auburn is not the spread, its gotta be the Oompa Loompa Spread Attack, you get a bunch of 5’6 165 pound track burners of the 10.9 or less 100 yrd dash variety, put them in motion, then have them jump into your o-lines hip pocket, then pop out once the linemen makes their block and slide thru cracks in the defense like a piece of paper slidin under a door…That way this is no passing, or go back to the triple option via the wishbone…
Oh yeh Ole Miss, might wanna watch this….our local hip hop in Tuscaloosa got skillz, yo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WE8FciJQ_o

by Mr.Pelican Pants on Oct 13, 2008 12:06 PM EDT reply actions

Threadjack: Tommy Bowden out at Clemson according to Rivals.

by LineNoise on Oct 13, 2008 12:18 PM EDT reply actions

This is good. I think these things are much funnier when they don’t involve your own school. I think Colt is deceptively fast. Usually, when we fail on D it’s due to overagressiveness, stupidity or poor tackling – or some combination thereof – not speed. I think teams see this baby faced white kid out there and take the wrong angle.

congrats to the Longhorns.

by HeadThief on Oct 13, 2008 12:36 PM EDT reply actions