PUDDING POPS, FULL OF VITAMIN DAMN
Lendy Holmes: Man, that shit smells good. After the game I'm gonna have to go over there and have some of that. They fry everything over there: sno-balls, bacon, beef, bacon, bacon-fried bacon, cell phones, trenchcoats, truth, pig heads, ballpoint pens. I don't even know if I'd even eat a batter-fried cell phone, but if I had to eat a cell phone, that's how I'd do it.
Hey, play's coming this way. Shit. Shipley? I thought these guys all played for Iowa. Maybe he's just a black dude covered in white shoe polish. That's gotta be it. I gotta get over here and tackle this dude, just one sec---
Quan Cosby: PUDDING POPS, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Lendy Holmes: (sees batter-covered cellphones circling above him in the azure Dallas sky.)
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Winner, 2008 Oklahoma Crying Kid (OCK) Competition: LSU Freek!
by beast in 'bama on Oct 13, 2008 11:15 AM EDT reply actions
I would like to know if LSUfreek is accepting applications for worshippers/foot massagers — and if so, how do I apply?
by Texy on Oct 13, 2008 11:24 AM EDT reply actions
I never realized until just now how much Bill Cosby looks like OJ Simpson.
by baconboy on Oct 13, 2008 11:30 AM EDT reply actions
Racist!
(I don’t really believe that, but with all of the granite-jawed Obama crap festooning your website, it’s best to play it safe.)
by Sherlock Hemlock on Oct 13, 2008 11:45 AM EDT reply actions
I may have to name my firstborn son Orson Freek.
/checks self for white shoe polish
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 13, 2008 11:53 AM EDT reply actions
Tommy Bowden finally out at Clemson, Dabo Swinney interim head coach.
by Chili on Oct 13, 2008 11:56 AM EDT reply actions
[sits anxiously, holding credit card in left hand, hitting refresh on EDSBS Store every 30 seconds, waiting to buy the first PUDDING POPS MOTHERFUCKER t-shirt]
by Ryno on Oct 13, 2008 12:01 PM EDT reply actions
Dear Bob Stoops,
The Longhorn faithful would like pass along this sincere and mature message:
Nom Nom Nom
by Der Schatten on Oct 13, 2008 12:02 PM EDT reply actions
Is it me or is Colt McCoy deceptively fast, or is OU slow? Nice lick, love to hit some one when they think they are gonna tackle the guy in front of them, then they get hit like a car running a red light by a tractor trailer from the blindside….
The only thing that can save Auburn is not the spread, its gotta be the Oompa Loompa Spread Attack, you get a bunch of 5’6 165 pound track burners of the 10.9 or less 100 yrd dash variety, put them in motion, then have them jump into your o-lines hip pocket, then pop out once the linemen makes their block and slide thru cracks in the defense like a piece of paper slidin under a door…That way this is no passing, or go back to the triple option via the wishbone…
Oh yeh Ole Miss, might wanna watch this….our local hip hop in Tuscaloosa got skillz, yo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WE8FciJQ_o
by Mr.Pelican Pants on Oct 13, 2008 12:06 PM EDT reply actions
Threadjack: Tommy Bowden out at Clemson according to Rivals.
by LineNoise on Oct 13, 2008 12:18 PM EDT reply actions
This is good. I think these things are much funnier when they don’t involve your own school. I think Colt is deceptively fast. Usually, when we fail on D it’s due to overagressiveness, stupidity or poor tackling – or some combination thereof – not speed. I think teams see this baby faced white kid out there and take the wrong angle.
congrats to the Longhorns.
by HeadThief on Oct 13, 2008 12:36 PM EDT reply actions
The ONLY time it is acceptable to CRY as a MAN is when one watches a LSUFreek gift such as this!
I am rolling in tears of laughter as we speak!!!
+100 cocktails LSUFreek!
by Touchdown74 on Oct 13, 2008 2:12 PM EDT reply actions
For the record, that’s Jordan Shipley running, not Colt.
by ConferenceRoom on Oct 13, 2008 2:56 PM EDT reply actions
LSU Freak you magnificent bastard! Al Gore invented the internet….but you sir invented the photoshop.
by Goatroper on Oct 13, 2008 3:45 PM EDT reply actions
I think I pissed myself at “Shipley? I thought these guys all played for Iowa.”
Now I will go and dream about days gone by when Tim Dwight punished anyone who kicked to him.
by El Kabong!!! on Oct 13, 2008 4:27 PM EDT reply actions
Beauty, of course, is in the eye of the beholder. As a Texas fan, this example of LSU freekiness is absolutely lovely.
Congrats to OU for being an excellent opponent. I hope you win out, bringing great prestige to the Big 12.
by allaha on Oct 13, 2008 5:22 PM EDT reply actions
Dear god,
Thank you for this post.
Amen
by bevoshapedwaffles on Oct 13, 2008 7:00 PM EDT reply actions
BOOM, MF’er also has some influence on the O, it would seem.
Dirt Burglar got SERVED.
by ncaafballrox on Oct 15, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply actions

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