THE WEEKEND IN STOLEN VIDEO
We’re typing this on our brother-in-law’s couch in Gainesville, hoarse, dirty, and gnawing our way through the last dregs of 134.6 grams of sunflower seeds consumed over the course of the weekend. In other words: completely and totally and blissfully happy to be so. Hurry’s the word, though, since we have to get back to Atlanta to tend our prize Hound of the Baskervilles and get Leron his “produce” on time.
The best moments of stolen video follow. Enjoy.
Why do people who are fast with video upload and capture have shitty taste in music? Are these genes linked? Is this a topic worthy of study–HOLY SHIT JEFF DEMPS IS FAST.
Quan Cosby knocked pudding pops and loud, colorful sweaters out of him.
Postscript: Real men own up to their bets, and do so publicly.
Eric Berry is Johnny Greenwood playing guitar in a Nickelback cover band.
Derrick Williams looks even faster when shot in high-definition video.
Auburn fans have been infected by the offense and the sickness it carries and judging by this it is a neuromuscular disorder with neurological symptoms.
Tom Amstutz gets emotional and it is brought to you as only the dignity and skill of local news can bring it.
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Darkknight says:
“Why do people who are fast with video upload and capture have shitty taste in music? Are these genes linked?”
Maybe because they are nu-metal loving, camaro-driving, gold chained, jersey-and-jort-wearing Gator fans?
ARP ARP ARP!.
Can’t wait for the WLOCP, yo.
October 12th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
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poguemahone says:
While I fear a Penn State – Florida title game (and the ensuing SEC – B10 bloodbath when Florida rolls again), I’d love to see Texas-Bama for the title game.
October 12th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
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Chg says:
Still a lot of football to be played, but so far Penn State hasn’t been winning with smoke and mirrors turnovers and special teams like those two Buckeye teams. They might actually be for real.
October 12th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
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This Guy says:
How about a Locker/Berry bareknuckle match, winner gets a no-sit transfer?
October 12th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
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chg says:
The strikethrough HTML is disabled on my smoke and mirrors I guess.
October 12th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
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BurritoBrosShits says:
Limp Bizkit? Fuck and Yes! Let me get my JNCOs on and warm up the camaro.
October 12th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
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Crabapple Buck says:
I love how the screen shot has the final score of Toledo 13 Michigan 10. That will be immortalized in what will now be known as ‘The Rodriguez Years’. Said with disdain by Michigan fans, like we rue the ‘Cooper years’ and 2-10-1.
October 12th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
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inthevalley says:
That Auburn guy looks like Tommy Skinner. He always wore that stupid looking hat on campus.
Plus, he had a tendency to act retarded in public.
Yes, I’m certain it’s Tommy.
October 12th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
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WarCardinals says:
It’s a serious condition inflicted on Auburn fans. A virus called offensivus suckimus, it is currently afflicting hundreds of thousands of residents of Alabama and people who are associated with said residents. Its symptoms are similar to a related virus, bothquarterbacksimus suckimus, and they are thought to be viruses which evolved from the same ancestor, Tonius Franklinus. Tommius Tubervillus could also be the common ancestor/cause.
October 12th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
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PW says:
Obviously Auburn has become the victim of an ill-timed Needham Hex.
October 12th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
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Biggus Rickus says:
So in an general showing of dominatitude by Georgia you show Eric Barry? Fucking liberal media.
P.S. Demps is scary fast.
October 12th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
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etsuVol says:
I wish Eric Berry could play QB and catch his own passes.
Who the hell Cranks dat Soulja Boy over a 3 yard gain, Knowshon? Crank yo ass to dat bench cuz u just got Berry’d!
(Woulda been nice before the 4th quarter though, EB)
October 12th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
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Mich-Placed Gator says:
How many batteries does it take to light up the Big House?
1 AA
…now I gotta come up with a MAC joke/reference
October 12th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
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IK says:
Thanks for the video feature EDSBS (LSU highlights)!!! I am pretty fucking fast with those uploads aren’t I?
All i can tell you about my taste in music is that it is not at all reflected in these videos. Limp Bizkit is cheesy as fuck, but I picked the song, like all of them, for a general audience on youtube. If you have any suggestions though, I’m all ears!
October 12th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
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sckego says:
I just watched a replay of UM-Toledo on BTN… did anyone else hear the announcer counting off “one titty, two titty” at the 14:00 mark of the 3rd quarter? I didn’t realize that “titty” had taken over “thousand” as the standard count pause.
October 12th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
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poguemahone says:
Someone needs to do a study of the ratio of Limp Bizkit fans to the total student population at both UF and tOSU. I bet it’s disturbingly similar.
October 12th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
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psuphiman80 says:
Do you mean this Nickleback cover band?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUD3-eE61wE
October 12th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
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Stranko Montana says:
IK have you thought about incorporating Philip Glass into your highlights? Or maybe something with a Bosa Nova beat…
October 13th, 2008 at 12:53 am
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Holly says:
It’s the middle of the night; I still have like six more hours of work to do, but every 20 minutes or so I stop and watch that fake Nickelback video again. Magnificent.
October 13th, 2008 at 3:11 am
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BadgerMan says:
Need more highlight clips set to Hall and Oates:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s22ufU-67iM
So many levels. Oh yeah, oh yeah.
October 13th, 2008 at 6:32 am
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Orson Swindle says:
This Nickelback song shreds, too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qehuyXOmkRs
October 13th, 2008 at 7:43 am
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M1EK says:
Penn State actually knows how to play in bowl games, even against the SEC. (Sorry, Tennessee!)
October 13th, 2008 at 7:52 am
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Dr. James H. Cubson says:
Speaking of crappy music. How long have we been piping in that crappy euro-house-techno-rave stuff before the kick-off at UF? Can we start a letter writing campaign to get that killed, it’s an embarrassment for college football. Does our band have some sort of disability that prevents them from playing some DJ Kool or any other pop-music-turned-marching-band-beat?
October 13th, 2008 at 9:28 am
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Al D says:
@23
We can actually blame Penn State for the techno pop. I remember watching some night game which i think was against tOSU when Paul (Putz pus pusluzney? something polish) singlehandedly owned in 05. They would play that “bounce” song now heard at sporting events world wide like every 10 minutes with the crowd totally participating every time. At the time I remember thinking, great this shit will be everywhere in a few years. Within two seasons I heard it at The Swamp.
October 13th, 2008 at 9:59 am
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Al D says:
here is a perfect example
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT9t8eCm470
October 13th, 2008 at 10:01 am
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Rob says:
I’m 46. I’m a MAN. And I think Limp Bizkit kicks butt.
(This is not a joke)
October 13th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
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Brian O'Blivion says:
That Auburn dude dancing = teh awesome.
October 13th, 2008 at 3:52 pm