THE WEEKEND IN STOLEN VIDEO

“Why do people who are fast with video upload and capture have shitty taste in music? Are these genes linked?”

Maybe because they are nu-metal loving, camaro-driving, gold chained, jersey-and-jort-wearing Gator fans?

ARP ARP ARP!.

Can’t wait for the WLOCP, yo.

While I fear a Penn State – Florida title game (and the ensuing SEC – B10 bloodbath when Florida rolls again), I’d love to see Texas-Bama for the title game.

Still a lot of football to be played, but so far Penn State hasn’t been winning with smoke and mirrors turnovers and special teams like those two Buckeye teams. They might actually be for real.

How about a Locker/Berry bareknuckle match, winner gets a no-sit transfer?

The strikethrough HTML is disabled on my smoke and mirrors I guess.

Limp Bizkit? Fuck and Yes! Let me get my JNCOs on and warm up the camaro.

I love how the screen shot has the final score of Toledo 13 Michigan 10. That will be immortalized in what will now be known as ‘The Rodriguez Years’. Said with disdain by Michigan fans, like we rue the ‘Cooper years’ and 2-10-1.

That Auburn guy looks like Tommy Skinner. He always wore that stupid looking hat on campus.

Plus, he had a tendency to act retarded in public.

Yes, I’m certain it’s Tommy.

It’s a serious condition inflicted on Auburn fans. A virus called offensivus suckimus, it is currently afflicting hundreds of thousands of residents of Alabama and people who are associated with said residents. Its symptoms are similar to a related virus, bothquarterbacksimus suckimus, and they are thought to be viruses which evolved from the same ancestor, Tonius Franklinus. Tommius Tubervillus could also be the common ancestor/cause.

Obviously Auburn has become the victim of an ill-timed Needham Hex.

So in an general showing of dominatitude by Georgia you show Eric Barry? Fucking liberal media.

P.S. Demps is scary fast.

I wish Eric Berry could play QB and catch his own passes.

Who the hell Cranks dat Soulja Boy over a 3 yard gain, Knowshon? Crank yo ass to dat bench cuz u just got Berry’d!

(Woulda been nice before the 4th quarter though, EB)

How many batteries does it take to light up the Big House?

1 AA

…now I gotta come up with a MAC joke/reference

Thanks for the video feature EDSBS (LSU highlights)!!! I am pretty fucking fast with those uploads aren’t I?

All i can tell you about my taste in music is that it is not at all reflected in these videos. Limp Bizkit is cheesy as fuck, but I picked the song, like all of them, for a general audience on youtube. If you have any suggestions though, I’m all ears!

I just watched a replay of UM-Toledo on BTN… did anyone else hear the announcer counting off “one titty, two titty” at the 14:00 mark of the 3rd quarter? I didn’t realize that “titty” had taken over “thousand” as the standard count pause.

Someone needs to do a study of the ratio of Limp Bizkit fans to the total student population at both UF and tOSU. I bet it’s disturbingly similar.

Do you mean this Nickleback cover band?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUD3-eE61wE

IK have you thought about incorporating Philip Glass into your highlights? Or maybe something with a Bosa Nova beat…

It’s the middle of the night; I still have like six more hours of work to do, but every 20 minutes or so I stop and watch that fake Nickelback video again. Magnificent.

Need more highlight clips set to Hall and Oates:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s22ufU-67iM

So many levels. Oh yeah, oh yeah.

This Nickelback song shreds, too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qehuyXOmkRs

Penn State actually knows how to play in bowl games, even against the SEC. (Sorry, Tennessee!)

Speaking of crappy music. How long have we been piping in that crappy euro-house-techno-rave stuff before the kick-off at UF? Can we start a letter writing campaign to get that killed, it’s an embarrassment for college football. Does our band have some sort of disability that prevents them from playing some DJ Kool or any other pop-music-turned-marching-band-beat?

@23

We can actually blame Penn State for the techno pop. I remember watching some night game which i think was against tOSU when Paul (Putz pus pusluzney? something polish) singlehandedly owned in 05. They would play that “bounce” song now heard at sporting events world wide like every 10 minutes with the crowd totally participating every time. At the time I remember thinking, great this shit will be everywhere in a few years. Within two seasons I heard it at The Swamp.

here is a perfect example
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT9t8eCm470

I’m 46. I’m a MAN. And I think Limp Bizkit kicks butt.

(This is not a joke)

That Auburn dude dancing = teh awesome.