OPEN THREAD: WE’RE GONNA NEED A BEER TO PUT THESE FLAMES OUT.
The non-royal we are both viewing games with actual corporeal humans to-day, so y’all are on your own until our egos are through writing checks our bodies can’t cash.

Rules of engagement are written for your safety and for that of your team. By all means, enjoy yourselves.









101
Signal to Noise says:
That OU defender is wobbling faster than Jell-O after that hit by Cosby.
October 11th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
102
Brian says:
you know the of those Texas cheerleaders. Thats just standard texas hotties for you.
October 11th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
103
Big Jon says:
And after all the contract ruckus from last year, Comcast finally gets the BTN to show me the Iowa-Indiana blowout instead of Michigan [REDACTING] themselves. Fockers.
October 11th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
104
Chloe Denmark says:
WTF was that? Who had the brainfart?
October 11th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
105
now_a_hoo says:
Houston got chop-blocked, right?
October 11th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
106
Harris says:
It occurs to me that we may be living through a Great Honkie Resurgence In Offensive Skill Positions. Get Tebow, Shipley, McGuffie from Michigan, Meier from Kansas and Pitta from BYU at TE on the same team and it would an explosion of White (Fire)Power. That Dog could coach.
October 11th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
107
Orson Swindle says:
Currently levitating three feet above couch from awesome of OU/Texas game. Damn you, ceiling fan.
October 11th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
108
WhiteSpeedReceiver says:
Final from Illinois
Minnesota 27
Illinois 20
AND MICHIGAN MISSES THE FG!!! SPECTACULAR!!!
October 11th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
109
Big Jon says:
Holy Toledo!
October 11th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
110
now_a_hoo says:
holy smoking fuck, can we get some michigan bonus coverage!?!
October 11th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
111
BadgerMan says:
And Michigan misses a would-be-OT-forcing FG after doubling their offensive production for the day just to get in range…
October 11th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
112
JD says:
That’s the first time Meeeechigan has EVER lost to a MAC team. Just another bulletpoint for Dick-Rod to put on his resume.
October 11th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
113
poguemahone says:
Since Dr. S’s liveblog is actually a fifteen minutes-ago blog due to too many commenters and not enough Dr. Saturdays to keep up, I thought I’d say this: Holy fleurking schnit, so much for Michigan’s bowl streak. They’re done. Lucky to get 5 wins on the year.
October 11th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
114
Signal to Noise says:
Is Texas getting half a hundred in the next 4 minutes? I vote for yes.
Someone get over to MGoBlog NOW.
October 11th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
115
Bandobras says:
For some reason that Holy Toledo! comment just about made me fall out of my chair laughing. I have issues.
October 11th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
116
Big Jon says:
You’re welcome, bandobras. Your Krystal-spitting bullshit comment had the same effect for me.
In other news Bret Bielema and Barry Alvarez had a love child at some piont, and it just led Toledo to a win over Michigan.
October 11th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
117
poguemahone says:
Well, Bullroarer, you’ll be hearing it 30+ times in the next five minutes on the Boo-ya Network.
October 11th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
118
BadgerMan says:
Sweetness of the day so far (besides the Red Blood Flows Like River Shootout):
Iowa puts up 45.
Michigan…10. Against Toledo.
WtfVU… 17. vs Cuse.
Vandy on 0-watch. Go Crooming! (go positive bankroll, please)
TT-Neb still sleeping.
October 11th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
119
jamiedawg says:
It’s kitten time on MGoBlog
October 11th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
120
matt says:
BAMAs about to be #1 again, the economy sucks…just like the 1970s…Roll Tide MotherFuckers
October 11th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
121
Orson Swindle says:
Sergio Kindle owes Sam Bradford a few ribs.
October 11th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
122
AgnosticTheocrat says:
Toledo, where dancing dildo’s aren’t just a fetish, they’re a mascot!
October 11th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
123
Chloe Denmark says:
Will someone call into work for me next week and let my Texas loving superintendant know that I won’t be coming in??
October 11th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
124
Offcampus says:
Baby McConaughey has come in for an ineffective Smelley and looks great, probable starter for us next week.
October 11th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
125
poguemahone says:
The Tide is high but UT’s holdin’ on, who’s gonna be your number one? I’m not the kind of guy who gives Bama the benefit of the doubt like that.
October 11th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
126
jakldawg says:
Pillow fight in Starkville
State 3, Vandy 0
16 yards of offense…for the ranked team.
October 11th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
127
Signal to Noise says:
[Comment From Other Chris]
For this I rise from my deathbed.
[Comment From btnlol]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[Comment From Guest]
kicker was one position i considered competent
LOLverines.
October 11th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
128
jamiedawg says:
apparently, GA-Tenn got the B-team for announcing and Uncle Verne and Gary are doing LSU-Fla…
October 11th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
129
Chloe Denmark says:
I need a scapegoat. I blame CORSO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 11th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
130
John says:
Well, I teased the refs about being pro-Texas, but there were enough bogus calls both ways that I’ll say Texas won fair and square. By far their biggest win of the post-VY era.
October 11th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
131
Signal to Noise says:
jamiedawg, honestly, that’s as it should be. LSU-Florida without Uncles Verne and Gary feels wrong.
October 11th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
132
Signal to Noise says:
Oh, and……MAO!!!
October 11th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
133
jamiedawg says:
S2N, true, true….maybe Gary will get his coat stolen again….I wonder if the plays are being called in Pterodactyl for Foster.
October 11th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
134
BadgerMan says:
Orson, you need to work out a pay-per-click with MGoBlog.
Screw the Treasury for letting Michigan fail! There must be some long-time Law School rivalry thing behind the scenes. But did they not know the cataclysmic toppling of dominoes that would result?
I smell stagflation and Alabama domination.
October 11th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
135
Signal to Noise says:
ABC got confused on the West Coast and showed ND-UNC for 30 seconds on both ABC and ESPN. Maroons.
Jamie, the Clawfense can’t really be translated into concrete language except for the word “suck.” So, I doubt Foster understands any of the signals unless he thinks it’s a designed fumble.
October 11th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
136
NavinRJohnson says:
it’s 2:43PM CDT and OU still sucks
October 11th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
137
jamiedawg says:
Who in the hell is Ga Tech playing? Gardner-webb? Is that a high school?
October 11th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
138
Rival says:
Where’s Verne on CBS?
Teh fuck?
October 11th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
139
Nathan says:
aTm is getting crushed at home by a bad Kansas State team. It’s amazing how far that once proud program has fallen, they are just horrible.
October 11th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
140
jamiedawg says:
dammit Dawgs are short for the 1st down…..
October 11th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
141
Bandobras says:
@ 135
Blame Army for backing out last year. Tech had to scramble to find someone to fill the hole. They tried to get Georgia Southern which would have been a good game but GSU wanted the bye week instead…and they already opened the season with UGA.
Also….GO CLAWFENSE….I hate UGA
October 11th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
142
John says:
133,
I’m on the East coast and I STILL have have UNC-ND on both channels.
October 11th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
143
John says:
Anyone else hearing a weird echo on ABC?
October 11th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
144
jamiedawg says:
S2N, I dunno, if Stephens calls the plays in dinosaur, maybe that will spark the Clawfense….
October 11th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
145
Signal to Noise says:
@136 – Verne and Gary are calling LSU-Florida later.
@140 – the game so nice it needs two channels, huh?
October 11th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
146
Signal to Noise says:
Apparently I have been liberated from having to watch the Irish. The ESPN feed switched to Walrus Tiller’s Drunks visiting that school in the state of Ohio.
October 11th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
147
PW says:
RJF out.
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3637679
October 11th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
148
Harris says:
Man, imagine how dangerous Notre Dame would be if they could run the ball even a little.
October 11th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
149
TSOBO says:
Obama fucking IQ isnb’t 124, he is as dumb as a rock and as scripted as a sitcom….that you laugh at not with…
October 11th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
150
jamiedawg says:
PW…that is known as karma…
October 11th, 2008 at 2:59 pm