OPEN THREAD: WE’RE GONNA NEED A BEER TO PUT THESE FLAMES OUT.
The non-royal we are both viewing games with actual corporeal humans to-day, so y’all are on your own until our egos are through writing checks our bodies can’t cash.

Rules of engagement are written for your safety and for that of your team. By all means, enjoy yourselves.









1
Studley says:
What FOOL let Corso have a LIVE firearm and let him shoot it?
October 11th, 2008 at 11:10 am
2
WhiteSpeedReceiver says:
Coach Redacted’s team came out, kicked the ball out of bounds, picked up a facemask, and then let us walk down the field for a TD. They’re really ready to go.
October 11th, 2008 at 11:10 am
3
BurritoBrosShits says:
ITS GOING TO BE A GREAT FUCKING DAY!!!!
October 11th, 2008 at 11:12 am
4
Chloe Denmark says:
OU first downs are so pretty….
October 11th, 2008 at 11:13 am
5
Signal to Noise says:
Well, that was quick.
October 11th, 2008 at 11:15 am
6
BurritoBrosShits says:
Whoever made Texas cheerleaders wear chaps is a genius…. Oh and OU scored
October 11th, 2008 at 11:17 am
7
Harris says:
Gresham, the OU TE, is a damned mastodon.
1) What year is he?
2) Can he block?
October 11th, 2008 at 11:20 am
8
Chloe Denmark says:
Well at least the shootout is going to be a GREAT game…
October 11th, 2008 at 11:24 am
9
Harris says:
Kickers with wristbands is like tits on a hog.
October 11th, 2008 at 11:27 am
10
3L Over the Line, Sweet Jesus says:
I wish Lee Corso would bless my team (Vanderibilt) with another loss prediction.
October 11th, 2008 at 11:27 am
11
sonofsamford says:
soccer flop.
October 11th, 2008 at 11:33 am
12
Signal to Noise says:
Half the Cotton Bowl screamed “BULLSHIT” simultaneously after that flag.
October 11th, 2008 at 11:34 am
13
Signal to Noise says:
Is that blue and red velour Mangino is wearing or am I still drunk?
October 11th, 2008 at 11:37 am
14
dudis41 says:
Instead of the Shootout, I am blessed with…
Rutgers at Cincinnati.
Kill me.
October 11th, 2008 at 11:38 am
15
Chloe Denmark says:
S2N I actually hope so just for some comic relief
October 11th, 2008 at 11:39 am
16
Signal to Noise says:
I’m still drunk, but Marky M’s shirt just looks kinda fuzzy in the sun. Damn. Blue and red velour would have gone above and beyond last year’s get-up.
October 11th, 2008 at 11:45 am
17
Bandobras says:
@14
I pain for you
October 11th, 2008 at 11:45 am
18
Harris says:
Damn, Loadholt just bulldogged the LDE. I can’t believe that didn’t draw a flag.
October 11th, 2008 at 11:45 am
19
Signal to Noise says:
Broyles, right place, right time. That was goofy.
October 11th, 2008 at 11:56 am
20
Bandobras says:
So is God a Sooners fan?
October 11th, 2008 at 11:56 am
21
Chloe Denmark says:
Goofy, but still 6 points…
October 11th, 2008 at 11:57 am
22
Mr.Pelican Pants says:
Here I am blessed with Raycom and KY vs SC…instead of freakin OU vs Texas….arrrrggghhhhhh
October 11th, 2008 at 11:59 am
23
Harris says:
Hypolite just took what was possibly the worst roughing the passer call in the history of college football.
October 11th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
24
Signal to Noise says:
OU can’t cover kicks for shit. Could Shipley have gotten a wider path to the end zone?
October 11th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
25
meatybob says:
What elitist bastard decided to show Harvard vs. Cornell on Versus? Please use valuable TV time to show football, not that.
October 11th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
26
Chloe Denmark says:
God is a Sooners fan, but Texas sold their soul to the Devil…
October 11th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
27
meatybob says:
Wow, if it wasn’t for special teams, the rout would be on.
October 11th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
28
Digital Headbutt says:
Versus…It’s Ivy-tastic!
October 11th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
29
Big Jon says:
So far it’s kinda been the Quan Cosby Show, featuring special guest: OU’s offense.
October 11th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
30
Digital Headbutt says:
Pudding Pops for everyone, Big Jon.
October 11th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
31
Signal to Noise says:
Cody Hawkins ran backwards and turned a semi-harmless sack into a safety. Smart one, he is.
October 11th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
32
Digital Headbutt says:
Boy, that didn’t sound good at all.
October 11th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
33
Big Jon says:
And a Coke and a smile to you too, Mr. Headbutt.
October 11th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
34
Digital Headbutt says:
Today, make it a Fried Coke. Between this game and LSU-Florida, nothing escapes the bath of Peanut Oil this weekend. NOTHING.
October 11th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
35
Chloe Denmark says:
talk about a soccer flop…
October 11th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
36
Harris says:
It’s Awful Roughing the Passer Call today in the Big 12. First Colorado, now Oklahoma.
October 11th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
37
meatybob says:
These liberal roughing the qb call are getting absurd. Just like that call during the Missou vs. NU game. Anything 0.01 seconds after the pass is called. Just stupid.
October 11th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
38
Excuse me Stewardess, but I speak jive says:
Can we dip Dr. Lou in boiling peanut oil? Maybe with a side of Mark May dipping sauce?
October 11th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
39
Alex says:
Where is the red river shootout? in Allas?
October 11th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
40
Big Jon says:
that immediately made me think of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPCB5sAQKa0
“…served with a deep fried pumpkin full of buttered scallops and eighteen of our potato bacon bombs!”
October 11th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
41
Signal to Noise says:
Fucking just put the QBs in dresses already, refs.
October 11th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
42
John says:
I can’t wait to see PB try to defend that call.
October 11th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
43
BadgerMan says:
I assume everyone is watching WfVU being dismantled by Cuse, at home.
Is it time for WtfVU? (that has nothing to do with Vanderbilt)
October 11th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
44
well says:
Well, at least the RTP call had a little more validity than OU’s first TD…let the whining begin Sooners…
October 11th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
45
Digital Headbutt says:
@37- Let’s not get carried away. Peanut oil makes many, many things delicious. But even peanut oil has its limits.
October 11th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
46
Orson Swindle says:
BOOM MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
Just wanted to do that for the first time today.
October 11th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
47
prehensel says:
Doug Flutie needs to stop shopping at the Bugle Boy outlet.
That is all.
October 11th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
48
Chloe Denmark says:
#44 -
Feeling a little slighted already are we??
October 11th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
49
BadgerMan says:
By the way, Viper – I’m impressed with the continued theme.
October 11th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
50
Bandobras says:
Going with the theme from the pic in this post, I believe I’m gonna have to make the call to go in for guns in a little bit….right now I am feasting on a Sackful of cheese Krystals and chili cheese fries…..oh yes my friends are in trouble later.
October 11th, 2008 at 1:12 pm