Comments on: EDSBSGPS: WHERE WE AT, WEEK 7

By: HOSS

HOSS — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 15:48:18 +0000

@30

It’s a Weimaraner, all right? A spastic, limping Weimaraner. And she’s dog-sitting for two other dogs right now, too — a mutt with a cone on its head from recent ear surgery and the dumbest springer spaniel on the planet. We have re-named the spaniel “Kyle” to celebrate its stupidity.

By: Der Schatten

Der Schatten — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 15:31:14 +0000

Dateline: Sioux City, IA. Hunkered down in conference room with libations, television and 360. (fucking state courthouse not closing on Mon. grumble grumble).

Dirt Burglars-Sirloins
Fightin’ Tom Hammonds-Orson’s Fanboi Crush
Clawsonteers-Richt Tears
IMAMAN-IMAPINKEL
Corndogs-Jorts ARP ARP ARP

By: yoyofutbawl

yoyofutbawl — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 15:25:10 +0000

Pelican-

Some of those chiks could take on Pork Chop Womack.

Dibs on the Charlotte franshise.

By: Signal to Noise

Signal to Noise — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 14:46:29 +0000

Couch and computer-bound.

AM shift: Red River Shootout with occasional peek-ins on CU-Kansas (Run, Ralphie, run!)
Nooners: Corn For Brains vs. Capt. Leach’s Pirate Academy will be primary; ASU-USC secondary. Will look in on ND-UNC for schadenfreude and impending possibility of Vawl-Dawg cripple fight.
Nighters: LSU-Florida primary, OK Sate-Mizzou secondary, and peeking in to see if Penn State will stay undefeated.

By: Mr.Pelican Pants

Mr.Pelican Pants — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 14:37:50 +0000

How did we miss this? How can I invest and buy a team?
http://patdollard.com/2008/10/seattle-women-try-out-for-%e2%80%98lingerie-football-league%e2%80%99/

By: Harris

Harris — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 14:17:00 +0000

“I quit my job. Obama will take care of me.”

By: Harris

Harris — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 14:09:06 +0000

“Lee Corso has a merkin.”

By: gostatebeatthebadgers

gostatebeatthebadgers — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 13:38:52 +0000

Bizarro Orson Swindle was bartending at Marty O’Brians pub here in nyc last night.

Games today:
Nooner: Red River
3:30: An assortment of not quite satiating games.
8:00: PSU @ Wisconsin

By: PW

PW — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 13:15:45 +0000

HOSS @ 5

Are you going to watch her Pomeranian while she and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii too?

By: Mark

Mark — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 11:53:58 +0000

I’m with #14. Caught the second half of Memphis-Louisville last night. Not a bad game. Heck, it was college football (!), which I’d like to remind people consists of an all-too-short 13 week season, plus some mostly-bad bowl games. Soon enough it’ll be Fulmer Cup season again…

Today I got to work, so I’ll probably miss the noon games, and might even miss the mid-afternoon games. Bummer.

By: yoyofutbawl

yoyofutbawl — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 10:55:58 +0000

Holly-

The Phi Beta Pi Honey Pie sez we will watch her & your Vowels get eviscerated over a Grey Goose or three. Cranberry juice, ice & limes included. Weather permitting, ole fashion wabbit ears on my deck in beautiful Blowing Rock.

We’ll do you a favor & whup Candybilt earlier in the day.

By: Not you

Not you — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 09:00:52 +0000

@25

aww cmon, brah, football’s the one with, like, the field, right?

By: Holly

Holly — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 05:11:03 +0000

The thought of Cheerwine alone might get me through it. When I cross the Tennesee state line in two weeks I’ll probably bathe in it. (That’s not gross, at all.)

By: TheMightyErik

TheMightyErik — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 04:24:34 +0000

If it comes to that, you will be sorely missed, Holly. You are the only other person that has a key to our house and the only other person I have met since returning to Ca who knows anything about NCAAFB

By: Not You

Not You — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 04:21:42 +0000

@Holly:

Come on now, I expect the poisoned beverage of choice to be whiskey.

Or at LEAST Cheer-wine.