EDSBSGPS: WHERE WE AT, WEEK 7
The weekend’s agenda:
ORSON (Gainesville):
Texas vs. Oklahoma, Notre Dame @ UNC, Nebraska @ Texas Tech via bar TV
LSU @ Florida from the UF student section, which will not end badly, at all
OK State @ Mizzou via replay
HOLLY (Anaheim):
Texas vs. Oklahoma
Tennessee @ Georgia
LSU @ Florida
OK State @ Missouri
UCLA @ Oregon
Silent lion assassin: Could be anywhere, really, but we’ll lay odds on “right behind whichever shoulder you don’t check first.”
Who’s heading where? Who’s hard up enough for action to watch Memphis-Loovll tonight? Everybody got their fighting shoes on? Do tell. Happy weekend, y’all.
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Brian says:
Team has a “TV bye week” aka playing 1-AA school, so just watching the Red River Shootout, the UNC/ND shit-show, and whatever else strikes this fella’s fancy.
October 10th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
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marcillac(arundel) says:
Zurich: LSU/Florida at bar in middle of the night
October 10th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
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Mr.Pelican Pants says:
Wow, a Daniel Moore print already:
http://www.danielmooreart.com/blmued.html
October 10th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
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ChasingMizzou says:
To anyone going to the Red River Shootout: please get some chicken fried bacon at the State Fair of Texas.
That’s how Big Tex would want it.
October 10th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
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HOSS says:
Apparently I’ll be watching 8-year-old bobblehead-type football in suburban Seattle (ex-girlfriend’s nephew). I came 2000 miles for that. No, I don’t know why. Probably because I’m a pussy. Those kids running around and bumping into each and falling down better be entertaining, ’cause I won’t be drinking (ex’s family are Mormons).
October 10th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
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TJ says:
Red River thing at home in sweet sweet air conditioning. Outdoors drinking alcohol after that. And LSU – UF from the student section. You cannot have a fuller day, and that includes only two actual football games.
October 10th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
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Gen. Stoopnagle says:
In Athens, grilling fajitas during the Texas – OU(sucks) game, then ‘tween the hedges, then LSU @ UF at the after-game tailgate.
Word.
October 10th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
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suicidewatch says:
i’ll be at the Auburn/Arkansas game praying for some kind of victory for my Tigers after one of the worst/weirdest/dumbest weeks in recent history.
October 10th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
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Seven Years in Gainesville says:
I’m flying into Gainesville and sitting 40 yard line, 12th row.
BALLIN’
If I see Swindle out at the bars, I am ordering him ONE HUNDRED COCKTAILS. I will spend the $700 to do it.
October 10th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
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psuphiman80 says:
Red River, obviously
Next, what ever the fuck is on until PSU vs. Wisky
should be a fun filled day of football
October 10th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
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SpartanDan says:
Driving to Chicago for the NW-MSU game. Likely to catch OU-Texas and Illinois-Minnesota until game time, then PSU-Wisconsin after.
October 10th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
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Crabapple Buck says:
Golf in beautiful pastural North Fulton county in early am. Home to catch Red River shoootout, then tOSU-Purdue at 3:30 along with channel surfing other games during commercials to see them all. Followed by PSU-Wisconsin to scout for next week.
October 10th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
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Mr.Pelican Pants says:
Will be secretly pulling for the Gators to beat Miles….Urban has not lost 2 in a row at home…he is not programmed that way….
will be pulling for Tubbs to fall to Petrino to complete the collapse of the Ugliest Trailer on the Plains…..
October 10th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
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jjtiller says:
I watched the FAU-Troy on Tuesday, the Clemson-WF (Go Deacs!) on Thursday, and I’m watching now the Louisville-Memphis…That was a greeting of a big college fan from little Hungary
October 10th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
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Don Gilbert de las Montanas says:
Charleston, SC
noon to 4:00 – Mad River Bar & Grille watching the Mountaineers vs Syracuse with the WVU Alumni Association
Later – Home watching the Red River Shoot-out
Much Later – puking drunk at A Dough Re Mi pizzaria
October 10th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
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MikeLew says:
8 AM lifting and running session, then breakfast, then back home for a shower and setting up the triple-TV in the living room.
Noon games- Red River Shootout with the sound, Minnesota-Illinois and Toledo-UM muted.
330 games: OSU-Purdue with audio, ND-UNC, and Northwestern-MSU without
Night games: MSU-Wisconsin, OkSU-Mizzou, and LSU-UF…sound will rotate based on what’s happening.
October 10th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
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dudis41 says:
Being in Pittsburgh, here are my options at noon:
Local ABC affiliate: Rutgers at Cincinnati
ESPN: Minnesota at Illinois
Deuce: Colorado at Kansas (12:30)
FSN: Duquesne at Robert Morris
Versus: Cornell at Harvard
That’s right… no Red River Shootout. What. The. Fuck.
October 10th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
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jamiedawg says:
will be at stupid work during Tx-Ok as it is like at 9am out here on the west coast but will be home in time to watch GA-Tenn and then some Fla-LSU….and whatever other game looks interesting…vodka and meatballs on the menu!
October 10th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
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Studley says:
The main events for me are without question:
Red River Gunplay (Texas @ OU) – Hoping to see how the City of Dallas spent my tax dollars (or rather, how poorly).
LSU @ Florida – I SO wanted to be there in person. Between myself and Seven Years in Gainesville, Orson’s liver may have been in serious trouble.
The undercard is below.
Morning Session:
Minnesota @ [NAME REDACTED]
ECU @ UVA
Ball Coach @ KY
Afternoon Session:
Vandy @ Croominator
Nebraska @ TT
Vols @ UGA
Arizona State @ USC
Purdue @ tOSU
Notre Dame @ UNC
New Mexico State @ Nevada
Night Session:
Joe Pa @ Wisky
Wind Turbines @ Mizzou
Idaho @ Fresno State
October 10th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
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Hokie Andrew says:
Would that be a silent fuck lion assassin?
October 10th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
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DC Trojan says:
SC – ASU is only on gameplan / 360 hereabouts, so I’ll catch up on that while keeping an eye on LSU – Florida. Too much going on in the middle of the day to do anything other than bemoan Scotland losing to Norway – it is written.
October 10th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
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Holly says:
Oh, and for what it’s worth, I’ll be in Anaheim because the Tennessee Alumni Association has rented out the ESPN Zone bar for the Georgia game. So if you hear of a mass orange cyanide-laced Kool-Aid poisoning tomorrow evening, remember me fondly.
October 10th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
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Studley says:
My money’s on you to survive such an event. Your constitution is much stronger than that.
October 10th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
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Not You says:
@Holly:
Come on now, I expect the poisoned beverage of choice to be whiskey.
Or at LEAST Cheer-wine.
October 10th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
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TheMightyErik says:
If it comes to that, you will be sorely missed, Holly. You are the only other person that has a key to our house and the only other person I have met since returning to Ca who knows anything about NCAAFB
October 10th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
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Holly says:
The thought of Cheerwine alone might get me through it. When I cross the Tennesee state line in two weeks I’ll probably bathe in it. (That’s not gross, at all.)
October 11th, 2008 at 12:11 am
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Not you says:
@25
aww cmon, brah, football’s the one with, like, the field, right?
October 11th, 2008 at 4:00 am
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yoyofutbawl says:
Holly-
The Phi Beta Pi Honey Pie sez we will watch her & your Vowels get eviscerated over a Grey Goose or three. Cranberry juice, ice & limes included. Weather permitting, ole fashion wabbit ears on my deck in beautiful Blowing Rock.
We’ll do you a favor & whup Candybilt earlier in the day.
October 11th, 2008 at 5:55 am
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Mark says:
I’m with #14. Caught the second half of Memphis-Louisville last night. Not a bad game. Heck, it was college football (!), which I’d like to remind people consists of an all-too-short 13 week season, plus some mostly-bad bowl games. Soon enough it’ll be Fulmer Cup season again…
Today I got to work, so I’ll probably miss the noon games, and might even miss the mid-afternoon games. Bummer.
October 11th, 2008 at 6:53 am
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PW says:
HOSS @ 5
Are you going to watch her Pomeranian while she and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii too?
October 11th, 2008 at 8:15 am
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gostatebeatthebadgers says:
Bizarro Orson Swindle was bartending at Marty O’Brians pub here in nyc last night.
Games today:
Nooner: Red River
3:30: An assortment of not quite satiating games.
8:00: PSU @ Wisconsin
October 11th, 2008 at 8:38 am
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Harris says:
“Lee Corso has a merkin.”
October 11th, 2008 at 9:09 am
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Harris says:
“I quit my job. Obama will take care of me.”
October 11th, 2008 at 9:17 am
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Mr.Pelican Pants says:
How did we miss this? How can I invest and buy a team?
http://patdollard.com/2008/10/seattle-women-try-out-for-%e2%80%98lingerie-football-league%e2%80%99/
October 11th, 2008 at 9:37 am
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Signal to Noise says:
Couch and computer-bound.
AM shift: Red River Shootout with occasional peek-ins on CU-Kansas (Run, Ralphie, run!)
Nooners: Corn For Brains vs. Capt. Leach’s Pirate Academy will be primary; ASU-USC secondary. Will look in on ND-UNC for schadenfreude and impending possibility of Vawl-Dawg cripple fight.
Nighters: LSU-Florida primary, OK Sate-Mizzou secondary, and peeking in to see if Penn State will stay undefeated.
October 11th, 2008 at 9:46 am
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yoyofutbawl says:
Pelican-
Some of those chiks could take on Pork Chop Womack.
Dibs on the Charlotte franshise.
October 11th, 2008 at 10:25 am
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Der Schatten says:
Dateline: Sioux City, IA. Hunkered down in conference room with libations, television and 360. (fucking state courthouse not closing on Mon. grumble grumble).
Dirt Burglars-Sirloins
Fightin’ Tom Hammonds-Orson’s Fanboi Crush
Clawsonteers-Richt Tears
IMAMAN-IMAPINKEL
Corndogs-Jorts ARP ARP ARP
October 11th, 2008 at 10:31 am
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HOSS says:
@30
It’s a Weimaraner, all right? A spastic, limping Weimaraner. And she’s dog-sitting for two other dogs right now, too — a mutt with a cone on its head from recent ear surgery and the dumbest springer spaniel on the planet. We have re-named the spaniel “Kyle” to celebrate its stupidity.
October 11th, 2008 at 10:48 am