TEXAS VS OKLAHOMA MEANS WE ALL WIN

by Orson on Oct 9, 2008 12:55 PM EDT

The week leading up to Oklahoma/Texas always yields gems of glory, but give the people MS Paint, and magic starts to happen:

That's what you'll find and more at ShaggyBevo.com. Stoops going NOM NOM NOM with a bag of dicks is juvenile, terrible, and of course terribly, terribly entertaining.

P.S.: Your bonus specious rumor of the day: Franchione to K-State following de-RonPrinceification! You can't keep a good man down, and you can't keep Dennis Franchione from smelling desperation thousands of miles away. He's like a shark, but with no conscience, and without forty rows of teeth. (The cold blood? Check.)

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I can’t believe this many people in Texas and Oklahoma have computers.

by haybeav on Oct 9, 2008 1:16 PM EDT reply actions

Oh, and hold the rope, Coach Fran, you piece of shit.

by haybeav on Oct 9, 2008 1:17 PM EDT reply actions

Puh-Leez Orson…

Coach Fran-tastic has already accepted the Auburn OC position and is encouraging his position coaches to stick it out with him.

by CincySooner on Oct 9, 2008 1:30 PM EDT reply actions

From atllonghorn concerning “Gameday”.

Since they take suggestive signs if they spot them, someone should make a sign that says:

Stoops
EABOD
And
DIAF

ESPN wouldn’t know what it stood for.

/I can already sense the burning sensation of Budweiser through my nostrils.

by hlh on Oct 9, 2008 1:32 PM EDT reply actions

I’m going to miss Ron Prince when he’s gone but would be willing to welcome Coach Fran back to the state if for no other reason than to thank him for not ever taking the Kansas job.

by hoopinion on Oct 9, 2008 1:40 PM EDT reply actions

I’m kind of partial to “Bevo And Your Mom”, and the “Bradford Helmet Cam” series.

by Texy on Oct 9, 2008 1:42 PM EDT reply actions

Wasn’t Ron Jeremy in “Shaggy Bevo”?

by GamecockTony on Oct 9, 2008 2:03 PM EDT reply actions

Dennis Franchione would return the KSU program to their pre-Bill Snyder glory*.

*pre Bill Snyder they were in the bottom 2% of CFB teams.

by Crabapple Buck on Oct 9, 2008 2:17 PM EDT reply actions

- I cant believe this many people in Texas and Oklahoma have computers and weed.

by George P. Burdell, Jr. on Oct 9, 2008 2:27 PM EDT reply actions

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Hey now! I grew up in Oklahoma, and would like to think that Oklahoma’s “cash crop” afforded all those unwed mothers and high school drop outs the computers they so obviously deserve.

by Chloe Denmark on Oct 9, 2008 4:56 PM EDT reply actions