Comments on: MIKE LEACH ROLLS HIS 20-SIDED BONES

By: Rob

Rob — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 00:17:05 +0000

It’s shit like this that makes it impossible not to like Cap’n Leach.

By: poguemahone

poguemahone — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 18:38:23 +0000

It’s dungeon master’s guide, not dungeonmaster’s handbook. And you don’t roll “2D” your roll 2D(number of sides for the die)”. Dork.

Also: I am now a retroactive virgin.

By: Flatlander

Flatlander — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 18:07:32 +0000

No wonder the offense works like a charm- all those elves with the pointy ears pick up the audible so well.

By: fresh

fresh — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 18:00:36 +0000

#7:

“Wildfire” Tommy Rich requests that you not commit gimmick infringement.

By: Xaryn

Xaryn — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:55:14 +0000

Next thing you’re going to tell me is that Mike Leach is a LARP’er. Wouldn’t shock me actually, now that I think about it….

BTW, Natural 20? That’s how I roll.

By: The Fake Gimel Martinez

The Fake Gimel Martinez — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:45:28 +0000

Elf Booty Got Soul!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f86R_Z0_xI

By: blackertai

blackertai — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:30:59 +0000

The THACO is strong with this one. If he rolls a natural 20, Michael Crabtree gets to use his sticky fingers ability more than twice a turn. That’s a deal breaker for most GMs, as it’s just totally unbalanced. Wizards of the Coast needs to take some serious measures to reign in this rouge DM.

By: CincySooner

CincySooner — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:27:47 +0000

…or Lubbock COUNTY Sherrif

By: CincySooner

CincySooner — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:25:10 +0000

Other things that would not surprise me Re: Mike Leach

1) Designing a biomass-to-fuel converter for his RV.

2) Wearing a cape on the sidelines during a conference game.

3) Bringing his gimp to the mid-week press conference.

4) Applying Combinatorial Group Theory to get Michael Crabtree in a one-on-one situation against the opposing deep-snapper.

5) Wearing a luchadore mask to homecoming.

6) Winning the election for Lubbock Country Sheriff this November.

By: Gen. Stoopnagle

Gen. Stoopnagle — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:24:29 +0000

ICP: You realize that the horse dies in the middle of the song right? That’s why she’s yelling out “Wiiiiiiilllldddfiiiiirreeee!”

By: InsaneCoachPosse

InsaneCoachPosse — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:20:22 +0000

I want to rename my team to “Fire” just so we can run the “WildFire” offense!!!!

By: Brett Sheilema

Brett Sheilema — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:17:02 +0000

#2 +1000 cocktails. That’s killing me.

By: GamecockTony

GamecockTony — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 16:57:35 +0000

@1 – if by “awesome” you mean certifiable, then yep.
I love him, too.

By: Ryno

Ryno — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 16:52:24 +0000

How is this man able to recruit??

“Verily squire – we need you in our secondary to complete our mythic quest!”
Does his playbook come leatherbound and require a special amulet to access the special teams plays?

Actually – that sounds pretty cool. Better than helmet stickers.

By: Vandy J

Vandy J — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 16:30:44 +0000

My wife gave me the Samuel L. Jackson BMF lightsaber as a surprise wedding present. I once described my thoughts on system administration as “lawful neutral” in a job interview. Even *I* think Mike Leach is a paste-eating nerd.