MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY: TED NUGENT
Today’s Mustache Wednesday: Ted Nugent, who can kill you with a bow and have you ready for the grill in under 14 minutes.
You are not prepared for the mind-melting artifice after the jump, but if you wish to proceed anyway, we really can’t stop you from watching the colossal video for Nugent’s masterwork “Heads Will Roll,” which like all great rock songs has the title in the chorus.
You’ve been warned.










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yoyofutbawl says:
What? No Cat Scratch Fever vid? Paw Paw Miles is disappointed.
October 8th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
He beheads himself in that video. You cannot, by law, ask for more.
October 8th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
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PeayHog says:
My favorite thing about Nug’ is that he said “Forget selling records. I’m gonna sing!”.
There’s room for only one alpha wolf my brotha.
Oh, and he once referred to a turkey on a huntin’ show as Sir Thunder-Gobbles-McTurk.
October 8th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
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beckett929 says:
Nugent made screwing a 14yr old Hawaiian girl cool long before Colt Brennan…
October 8th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
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PAK says:
Deadly Tedly once had a nightly radio show in Detroit. It was simultaneously the most awesome, hilarious, and terrible thing you could imagine.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
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Papa Lou BSU says:
The Nuge? Methinks this is Orson’s subtle response to those who accused him of being in cahoots with Daily Kos this morning…
(That said, my politics are closer to Kos than Nugent, and I stand ready to rumble with anyone who disses Uncle Ted’s classic song, “Stranglehold.” Pound-for-pound, one of the greatest rock songs of all time…)
October 8th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
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Socalbryan says:
I respect any man that hunts for his food and starts his music videos with the flow of blood.
Fight On, Ted.
October 8th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
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Hokie Andrew says:
Colorado could get some mileage out of One White Buffalo…
October 8th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
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hlh says:
@4
Roman Polanski agrees.
October 8th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
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OhioDawg says:
And on the more lighthearted side, how about “Wango Tango?”
October 9th, 2008 at 7:15 am
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Rzbker1974 says:
A True American
He is a classic example of if it’s too damn loud, you’re too damn old!
Wang Dang my sweet poon tang!!
October 9th, 2008 at 8:02 am
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Keith says:
I liked Ted before he became all reactionary.
October 10th, 2008 at 11:23 am