CURIOUS INDEX, 10/8/08

Grandpa Munster had a great career coaching the Sooners.

After this photo was taken – Barry reached into Mack’s pants and ripped his balls off.

Gotta love the first response to the Eric Norwood post.

Futbaw!!!!

A Shaggy reference. Very good. Very good indeed.

I think the annual Texas beatdown will look like last year….I still cant believe Stoops got waxed by Bill Stewart…..but since they arent in Arizona, the Stoops magical powers will be in effect and should be a carbon copy of last years game….If I was Texas, I would have a “Wild Colt Formation” and basically mimic WfVU’s offensive plan, that OU mysteriously allowed a Runaway Beer Truck to gallop 40+ yrds untouched…Oklahoma looks the better(passing,running and on defense) of the two since neither has had a “tuff” game so far….
Percy Harvin is a high performance machine====high maintenance……like a Ferrari….fun to drive hard, expensive to fix…..and probaly another shot of Winstrol V wouldnt hurt either…….and Chocolate and Flour? What ever happened to tar and feathering? what did he do, piss off a Home Economics Teacher?

Even if Francois were to shiv Tebow, he’d probably be back from suspension by the time LSU rolls into Athens.

Biggus – a suspension? In the words of the great Verne Lundquist – are you kidding me? Maybe he might have to write 100 times: I won’t shiv Tim Tebow anymore. But a suspension? Pretty harsh by LSU standards.

I feel like P. Harvin, if he were here, would note that he is from the 757 (and then be diagnosed with hysterical pregnancy and rubella, and be out 2-4 weeks).

Pretty sure Georgia’s on the road in Baton Rouge and not in Athens this year.

re: photo of Stoops, Brown and Switzer

Oh yes, we are just a bundle of love and good feelings for each other.

God the Tebow kiss was just bizarre.

Ryno,

You’re right. I plead stupidity.

@11

It’s not ghey if you’re undefeated.

Orson, a few weeks back you gave an interview where you represented this site as politics-free…please keep it that way. You are confusing your Daily Kos diary with this site.

SDF Fan:

It’s part of the interview, and deserves mention. If you think we’re Kos-sified, bitch please: we have a degree in international affairs from Georgia Tech, meaning Hans Morgenthau and Adam Smith got our back, son.

I always knew this site was part of the gottcha mainstream media.

Man, you can practically smell the scotch in that OU-Texas photo.

(snip)…meaning Hans Morgenthau and Adam Smith got our back, son.

My posse’s gettin’ big, and my posse’s gettin’ bigger.

#14

We, sir, are part of the liberal elite mainstream media sports outlets. We start each day with bottled water or free trade coffee, with a copy of The Economist and the Financial Times in hand.

If you want fair balanced, you just need to stick to any Fox Sports affiliate.

@15, Orson: Joseph Schumpeter laughs at Adam Smith having your back, and will cro-bar your legs in a back alley for acknowledging such a hoi polloi view of economics. That’s Creative Destruction for you.

Orson is trying to use his international affairs degree to blog us out of a worldwide recession, one post at a time.

Yahoo has an article about the guy that hacked Palin’s email account. He is the son of a Tennessee Democratic Rep . I don’t really care about the political angle, I was just surprised someone in that state had the intelligence to do the crime.

He is an economics major at UT.

I need to clarify that last post: He is an economics major at the University of Tennessee.

It’s true, blon. We are all half-brained, sister-fucking, shoeless simpletons, you jackass. Now go back to your Mensa exercises.

Wow…this thread is registering high on the elitist disdain-o-meter and the left coast has yet to report to work.

Amazing.

Now go back to your Mensa exercises.

Vol,
I only work on those exercises on Tuesday and Thursday. The rest of the week I deal with programming classes for building back-end content management systems for web sites.

Any other bright suggestions today?

Disappointing to see Orson defending Tebow from racism charges, even after he pretty much admitted he believed Tebow to be a Republican. As if that alone wasn’t enough, Tebow spends all his free time in the Phillipines gleefully whittling down little brown weiners. Put that in your Freudian pipe and smoke it, Orson, defender of racist (Heisman winners who wear orange and blue) Republicans.

I bet you have a really big dick too.

#27

Just because someone is a Republican (and we don’t know that he is), that doesn’t necessarily mean that they are racist or subscribe to the current administration philosophy on any subject. When I have been interviewed regarding my business, I do not bring politics into the mix. It isn’t good. Tebow was doing the thing. I’m surprised someone would even ask.

#28

No, actually I don’t. I’m female.

Blon,

Once and for all, the University of Tennessee was established well before the University of Texas, so I think that pretty well settles who the real UT is.

That being said, if you want to call it UT, that’s ok with me. Just please cut the condescending shit.

And spouting your job description as a comeback just makes you look insecure.

We would also like to remind the audience that Holly is a graduate of the University of Tennessee, and has neck problems due to the outrageous size of her brain.

blon,

What is this nuanced view of political views you’re espousing? That isn’t how we do things in this country. Republicans are evil hatemongers who would take away your freedoms and kill all the poor people if they had the power, and Democrats are utopian pansies who would take all of your money and give it to those good-for-nothing poor people if they had the power. I’ll thank you to keep level-headedness out of our political speech.

Wow. It was a joke.

I live in Texas. You think we’re considered one of the elite states? I guess you have lived in TN too long. You need to travel. Your state probably ranks higher than Texas in most categories. Remember, we gave the country W. That should sum up the general IQ of my state. We elected the moron TWICE before we sent him your way.

Boys, lighten up.

Blon has neck problems because he SUCKS SO MUCH DICK YEAH WOOOOO11 Sorry…I’m just a juvenile Tennessean.

Vol,
You can say anything you want about me I’m not easily offended. But I am female. At least make that distinction when you hurl an insult my way.

Biggus Rickus, you forgot a third and important angle: I’m libertarian! I hate EVERYONE.

Whooooaaaa no…self-deprecation will get you nowhere now, man.

Oh whoops. Sorry about that blon. Apparently the one thing you CAN say about me is that apparently I automatically assume that people posting on a football blog are guys. Apologies, apologies.

…self-deprecation will get you nowhere now

You need to come live In Texas for a while. We have brought self-deprecation to a new level.

#39

And you are now under the assumption that I wouldn’t want to be treated like any other guy on this list. And you would be wrong.

To be fair, Orson is “from that state” as well, whether he likes to admit it or not.

O,

I always thought libertarians were just a bunch of 20 year olds who want legalized weed.

Who is this Adam Smith and do we have a shot at him with our reduced class this year ?

RE: #30,

     Would you like one?

2 Vols Linemen suspended for 2 games

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/football/ncaa/10/08/bc.fbc.tennessee.suspensions.ap/index.html

“lack of academic effort” and generic “violation of team rules”

@44 +1 for breaking the stalemate of internet buffoonery that this website normally is a haven against. Huzzah!

Actually Adam Smith (DE 5’7 143lbs) has committed to the University of Chicago. He’s pretty interested in their Economics program, but his HS coach hasn’t the heart to tell him Chicago quit football like 100 years ago.

#29

“Just because someone is a Republican (and we don’t know that he is), that doesn’t necessarily mean that they are racist or subscribe to the current administration philosophy on any subject.”

Wow. Blon, if what you say is really true, I would have to re-think my entire progressive world view. Are you sure about this? You have cred with me (Bush=Moron), but do you have any actual facts to back it up? I searched the Huffington archives and didn’t see a thing.

Yes, che, there are Republicans that dislike W and do not agree with his world view or his lack of fiscal responsibility. I’ve actually met four of them.

@ BamaCPA

He’s a bit long, but he believes in free movement through the lines and in paying the price for what you want. So in other words: a hard worker who believes in fair exchange.

A “gritty” type, if you know what we mean.

I feel ya, Blon. I, too, have been forced to trot out that old “some of my best friends are Republicans” line when in mixed company. Relieved to find out that your comment only includes four wacked-out right-winger acquaintences who think Bush is too far to the left, but are racists since you didn’t rule that out. You had me worried for a second that this was a widespread thing. Thanks!

Gotta love someone who adopts the monicker “che” calling anyone “wacked-out.”

Wait. WAIT. blon’s from Texas?

Doesnt this election have that “Blazing Saddles” feel to it? I mean , with the possible new sheriff and all…….and the country has been run by Howard Johnson…….Tarnsharn it, I said, the sheriff is a (bonnnnnnnngggggg)…..Pardon me while I whip dis out….

“but his HS coach hasn’t the heart to tell him Chicago quit football like 100 years ago.”

Au contraire, mon freire, Brian… The Maroons are still playing football in Hyde Park.

They’re playing at the Division III level, and not very well at that, mind you, but they are still playing.

http://athletics.uchicago.edu/football/fb-schedule2008.htm

“He’s a bit long, but he believes in free movement through the lines and in paying the price for what you want. So in other words: a hard worker who believes in fair exchange.

A “gritty” type, if you know what we mean."

Sounds like with a redshirt year, he could be another Jacob Hester. Will he qualify academically ?

Blon @ 19, if you were truly a part of the chattering elites, you wouldn’t be drinking bottled water, you’d be drinking water you filtered at home and brought to the office in the 1 liter Sigg bottle that you bought in Whole Foods… because metric is cooler.

So I hear, anyway.

I’m from Texas! In case anyone forgets, I will also insert references to Texas in almost every comment I make. Texas

Now, on to more disturbing fare: why does Stoops look semi-attractive in that picture? Does that camera somehow have an auto-anti-jackass filter or setting?

Che? Whacky?

Fighting for freedom is not “whacky.” Like the iconic Latino freedom fighter, Dr. Martin Luther King also fought for freedom, and he did right here in the “good ol’” USA. You all can do what you want, but I’m not going to sit here and allow Herr Ruckus run down freedom, people of color, and the United States of America. Good day to you, sir.

Okay, I’ll do this just because I hate the bizarre cult of Che. Why not go idolize Stalin, hero of the proletariat, killer of those who disagreed with his socialist ideals, general communist thug? Just like Che! I mean, at least Stalin helped us push back the Nazis in World War II.

1. Mr. Pelican Pants wins the internet.