14- Hockey doesn’t count. Like soccer and the ACC, I rarely acknowledge it in either geographical terms or as an idea/concept.

Aww, look the little fella from the Indian territory is hating on Texas. Hey, land thief get over it!

Texas joined the union by joint resolution because it was an independent nation, not cast away unwanted land (see Norman, OK). Tyler’s opinion on annexation changed after the election of James K. Polk (the Napoleon of the Stump), who made it a key campaign issue. The annexation of Texas was approved by President Tyler 3 days before Polk took office. Tyler’s failure to be reelected was due to many things, including his lack of support for Texas joining the union. Maybe after BlowU gets that whole rampant incest problem (see the Stoops family) under control you guys can actually get to that illiteracy thing and read a book or learn how to use a calendar.

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P.S. I love hate week.

Save your smack talk for the State Fair, which hopefully will be swallowed whole by the earth on Saturday.

if only he hadn’t supported statehood for north mexico, i mean texass, maybe he could’ve run for reelection

it’s kindof sad that texass has the distinction of having their statehood rejected twice before tyler backdoored them into the union as his last act

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“and a national sport that features the best locals as well as a bevy of folks from the other country (US) that play up there because it’s better up there”

Un-American

So texas is to the US as Oklahoma is to Canada? People that are more friendly on the whole, a better economy, a government that isn’t run by a texan (though, to be fair, he’s actually a native of the east coast), and a national sport that features the best locals as well as a bevy of folks from the other country (US) that play up there because it’s better up there. Yeah, I can go with that.

Oklahoma is Texas’ Canada.

as for this week…what are the three things texass is known for?
1. horrible presidents
2. suicidial NFL quarterbacks
3. their annual ocular penetration at the hands of the Sooners

“KNOXVILLE — Arian Foster snickered.

He sat down and peeled tape off his ankles.

Practice had just ended last week. The Tennessee starting tailback, a senior on the verge of becoming UT’s all-time leading rusher, was requested for media interviews.

He had a demand: whoever interviewed him had to speak Pterodactyl, some made-up dinosaur language. No interview was conducted.

It was kind of funny and it fit Foster’s quirky personality. But considering the environment and Foster’s recent demeanor, it quickly became sad.”

What Ducks QB Jeremiah Masoli meant to say was that Oregon’s Cheerleaders were better than USC’s Song Girls.

Actually, in the Pac 10, Oregon is the only school that can say that their cheerleaders are better looking than USC’s babes….only if you are just into blondies.