CURIOUS INDEX, 10/7/08

After Peter rips the leg off of his coffee table to throw it thru the TV Saturday, he can use those books to level it out.

I’m still amazed that RJF was declared eligible for the bowl game. I’m equally amazed he could have been academically ineligible in the first place at LSU.

Damn right it’s hate week, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHeXm7t-aAY. Also, I suggest Rhett Bomar for the Wazzu qb job. They deserve each other. As for elegant coffee tables/coffee table books, I plan on wearing a bright red blazer to the game. Top that, SEC (and bowl reps everywhere).

Damn you, Dumbo. Damn you to hell.

To be fair, Baby Mine makes me cry like a little bitch. Every. Single. Time.

Dear Mr. Masoli,

After losing to another team by 34 points, you forfeit any claim to make statements like that. Even though you were on the road, and SC was out for blood after a humiliating loss. Please cease and desist any attempts to verbalize this issue, even if you (preposterously) actually believe them.

Sincerely,

Common Sense and Decency

Whacked Once Too Much Upside the Head Dept:

What Ducks QB Jeremiah Masoli meant to say was that Oregon’s Cheerleaders were better than USC’s Song Girls.

Actually, in the Pac 10, Oregon is the only school that can say that their cheerleaders are better looking than USC’s babes….only if you are just into blondies.

Re: The role of WSU QB could go to Vincent Chase… he’s not very busy right now. Benji can wait!

Strong men also cry, Orson. Strong men cry. I always cry during “Baby Mine,” and again whenever the crows show up, but for entirely different reasons.

That dog LOVES those crows.

Forgive my ignorance, but has this been addressed yet? From the Tennessean …

“KNOXVILLE — Arian Foster snickered.
 
He sat down and peeled tape off his ankles.
 
Practice had just ended last week. The Tennessee starting tailback, a senior on the verge of becoming UT’s all-time leading rusher, was requested for media interviews.
 
He had a demand: whoever interviewed him had to speak Pterodactyl, some made-up dinosaur language. No interview was conducted.
 
It was kind of funny and it fit Foster’s quirky personality. But considering the environment and Foster’s recent demeanor, it quickly became sad.”

I would normally refer to Geno Hayes from F$U making the same sort of comments prior to last year’s game with them at this point, but considering how the UF O-line is playing this season, I fully expect Tebow to take some punishment this Saturday. Out of the game-caliber punishment? Not even little Ricky can bring down the Baby Rhino.

having watched dumbo last week with my niece, i know where you’re coming from, mr. swindle

as for this week…what are the three things texass is known for?
1. horrible presidents
2. suicidial NFL quarterbacks
3. their annual ocular penetration at the hands of the Sooners

“Fuck you texas” – a simple tune of hate. Hilarious. Must be tough being from Oklahoma.

Oklahoma is Texas’ Canada.

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So texas is to the US as Oklahoma is to Canada? People that are more friendly on the whole, a better economy, a government that isn’t run by a texan (though, to be fair, he’s actually a native of the east coast), and a national sport that features the best locals as well as a bevy of folks from the other country (US) that play up there because it’s better up there. Yeah, I can go with that.

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“and a national sport that features the best locals as well as a bevy of folks from the other country (US) that play up there because it’s better up there”

Un-American

poor john tyler

if only he hadn’t supported statehood for north mexico, i mean texass, maybe he could’ve run for reelection

it’s kindof sad that texass has the distinction of having their statehood rejected twice before tyler backdoored them into the union as his last act

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When was the last time a Canadian team won the Stanley Cup? That’s what I thought.

Save your smack talk for the State Fair, which hopefully will be swallowed whole by the earth on Saturday.

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Aww, look the little fella from the Indian territory is hating on Texas. Hey, land thief get over it!

Texas joined the union by joint resolution because it was an independent nation, not cast away unwanted land (see Norman, OK). Tyler’s opinion on annexation changed after the election of James K. Polk (the Napoleon of the Stump), who made it a key campaign issue. The annexation of Texas was approved by President Tyler 3 days before Polk took office. Tyler’s failure to be reelected was due to many things, including his lack of support for Texas joining the union. Maybe after BlowU gets that whole rampant incest problem (see the Stoops family) under control you guys can actually get to that illiteracy thing and read a book or learn how to use a calendar.

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P.S. I love hate week.

Isn’t it funny how people from Oklahoma categorize the state of “Texass” as worthless real estate, yet when they need good football players, where do they go?

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Actually, the players make the decision. It brings me a great sense of charity for my home state to provide so many young men from texas the opportunity to be champions.

14- Hockey doesn’t count. Like soccer and the ACC, I rarely acknowledge it in either geographical terms or as an idea/concept.