COLT MCCOY HAS BEEN HIT HARD MANY TIMES IN DISGUSTING FASHION

Colt McCoy has to have taken more late hits and cheap shots than any current starting qb in college football. Perhaps it's something about the Texas offense and the way they run their quarterback; perhaps it is a hopefully abandoned habit of holding onto the ball too long; perhaps McCoy just smells like fear and cookies and brings out the Darwinian aggression in opposing defenders.

The reasons are beyond our understanding, both because we don't have the time or space to investigate the question properly, and because we can't do math. Therefore, if you are a Colt McCoy fan, and do not wish to see his shit get rocked repeatedly and painfully in many horrendous variations, please do not watch any of these.

Contrarily: If you smell fear and cookies just reading this, you may want to click through and enjoy.

Bonus: Kate Bush REEEEEEEEMIIIIX!!!

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