Comments on: ASK AN OHIO STATE FAN

By: Tricky Dick

Tricky Dick — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:19:02 +0000

Biggus Rickus, Ohio actually gave you someone worth while, like David Allen Coe, who totally trumps Skynaaard man! Coe would have like homeless dumpsters full of Columbian after the show!

Oh and the WAC is completely gay. Good luck riding the Boise St. win over Choklahoma. We saw what Georgia did to Hawaii!

By: chickensupernova

chickensupernova — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:32:14 +0000

Fact-check: San Jose State is actually the Spartans, not Trojans. Still gay though.
Carry on.

By: Brutus43

Brutus43 — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:03:21 +0000

More proof that 11warriors is nastier than a Wisconsin band/dairy cow orgy (rotten cheese vaginanitis struck tOSU the 1st half).
Great read boys!

By: Hokie Andrew

Hokie Andrew — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 23:47:00 +0000

db – I concur. Old Spice is a good way to go… or if you really want to hetero it up consider… Mandom.

By: db

db — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 23:22:17 +0000

pffft, Axe body spray. we would never be caught dead with that, its still gay.

Old Spice, ftw.
Stuntin’ like our daddies. and granddaddies.

By: COB

COB — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 22:37:21 +0000

@33…fail

By: poguemahone

poguemahone — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 22:34:53 +0000

I reiterate that there is no way Orson hasn’t been to central Ohio. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you fully 90% of white males in the greater Columbus Area between the ages of 18 and 30.

After the 30 the baseball cap flips around to the front and that’s about all that changes.

By: AgnosticTheocrat

AgnosticTheocrat — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 22:34:08 +0000

You do realize Columbus has the largest population of homosexuals in the Midwest (outside of Chicaaaago), and highest per capita outside of San Francisco right? We’re swimming in sequins and fabulous here.

By: vegas_buckeye

vegas_buckeye — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 22:21:36 +0000

O-
Thanks for clearing that up. It’s something that’s always bothered me.

Now, where’d that clone run off to? daddy’s feelin randy.

By: WOW

WOW — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 22:15:06 +0000

this was absolutely terrible, every joke sucked, stop fucking writing please

jesus christ

By: Big Lund

Big Lund — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:55:03 +0000

As a Michigan fan who hates everything about Ohio St…this shit was awesome. Totally not gay at all. Not that there’s anything wrong w/ that

By: gindole

gindole — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:46:40 +0000

“the Pistol was gay, because it came from the WAC, which is nine times of Nancy-dancin� Scissor Sisters gay. All of �em.”

Big 10 fan calling the WAC gay? I present BCS game win% of both conferences, all time:
WAC
.500
Big Ten
.471

“like the Pryor pistol, which by the way whipped some Badger ass on Saturday. Suck it, Wisconsin.”

20-17…over a team that has beat a quarter of the MAC and lost to Michigan. Nice body of work.

Buckeyes suck. Good day.

By: Blue Turf

Blue Turf — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:40:38 +0000

For the record, Chris Ault, HC @ Nevada invented ‘the pistol’. Boise State runs a similar set, called ‘the Q’. I’m going to go ahead and say that the ‘Buckeye Pistol’ is gayer than a bag full of Elton John’s penises. The true pistol doesn’t need an extra running back in the backfield, because every other team that runs it also has a quarterback that can throw the ball (novel concept), unlike Vince Young Jr. Hey, they do have more in common than wanting to man up the gloryhole in the bathroom at Nelson Park!

By: oc phil

oc phil — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:52:15 +0000

Columbus ohio….you are DISTURBED.

By: ChasingMizzou

ChasingMizzou — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:40:05 +0000

If some one asks you if you are “down with the sickness,” no matter what you think you should say, the answer is always a resounding, “Yes, sir.”