Comments on: ALL HAIL ASSMANN

By: Kecalf Bailey

Kecalf Bailey — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 07:25:36 +0000

Late yes, but while researching the ruins at Mehanjo-Daro in Pakistan this evening, I came upon a Mr……

K. N. Dikshit

Archaeologist who was involved in the uncovering of said ruins. I had to bring it back here.

By: RT

RT — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 02:56:29 +0000

http://proxy.espn.go.com/chat/chatESPN?event_id=22806

By: croc

croc — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:46:41 +0000

@10 Great line!
Bet Marty does a great Freddy Mercury and who can argue with that!

By: Double Eagle

Double Eagle — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 18:41:26 +0000

My parents hail from Pierre, South Dakota, a dumpy little town whose only redeeming qualities are the access to prime pheasant hunting and that it was somehow chosen as the state capital. Coming into town on Hwy 14, one of the major thoroughfares, there is a large sign for a business called “Assman Farm Service & Shop Supply,” which totally fits the backwater feel of Pierre. I can’t imagine how many times that sign has been stolen.

The Assman family is also involved in a liquor distribution business in Pierre, but they unfortunately they didn’t name it “Assman Liquor”… the unintentional (or intentional) comedy scale might have broken with that one.

By: MikeLew

MikeLew — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 17:41:00 +0000

My brother played travel ball with Marty when they were kids- he and his brother went to Bishop Hartley, where we beat up on them for four years- they pronounce it “Ahz-min”, but everyone called him Ass-man.

The one that QBs at Capital is OK, his brother and dad are douchebags.

By: Vol

Vol — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 17:39:29 +0000

@8…yeah let’s change it to Dickface.

By: Sgt. Barwis's Beatdown Brigade

Sgt. Barwis's Beatdown Brigade — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:08:43 +0000

Best. Name. Evar.

The real question is: How does the play-by-play guy stop from giggling every time he has to say Assmann? (Maybe the answer is: He’s Pam Ward?)

By: gatorphunk

gatorphunk — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:38:40 +0000

Didn’t Letterman have a whole segment dedicated to some guy named Dick Assman a few years back? That was just cheeky.

(Horrible, I know.)

By: Dawg

Dawg — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:25:11 +0000

Actually, Cap’s facilities are freaking palaces now–they did a major renovation (with local Bexley taxes helping out–thanks, Mayor ^%$#@ Madison) a few years ago. The field is now the same field turf that they have at OSU; the weightroom is very, very nice. Sorry you missed out on them.

By: Unhappy Monkey

Unhappy Monkey — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:24:21 +0000

No where near as bad as Asswipe, even though it is pronounced As-we-pay.

By: sjs1959

sjs1959 — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:21:37 +0000

Today, we are all Assmann.

By: Flatlander

Flatlander — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:56:34 +0000

@11

One of the great Letterman moments of all time, Paul Schaffer telling Dave “I don’t know any ass men, myself.”

Riiiiiiight.

By: Kerwin4two

Kerwin4two — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:51:54 +0000

I thought there were no more Bunda posts?

By: Brian

Brian — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:43:47 +0000

“Sir what are you doing you can’t park here!”

“Dr. Cosmo Kramer [points] proctology.”

“My mistake!”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_S8qRUsm7E

By: skinnyphatman

skinnyphatman — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:35:28 +0000

Marty has 1,300 friends on FB. 1,300! and a friend request from the skinnyphatman. Fingers crossed for acceptance.