CHASE DANIEL ENCOUNTERS THE SECOND SPITTER

by Orson on Oct 6, 2008 11:00 AM EDT

Bo Pelini is doing due diligence this morning in the wake of an accusation that one of Nebraska's players spat on him during pregame warmups before Mizzou's polite and very clean vivisection of the Cornhuskers in Lincoln, 52-17.

"I'm not going to say who it was. He knows who it is," Daniel said. "And I think that's bush league. I've never (had that) done that before. It's just blatant disrespect."

The accusation is true, though the physics don't work out the way Daniel says they did on that fateful day that changed us all. Daniel says it was a player who spat on him; however, if this were true, why did the spit force his helmeted head back, and to the left? And then onto his arm--in mid-air, mind you--before landing on the turf in Lincoln? Ladies and gentlemen, that is indeed one magic loogie.

There had to be a second spitter, and you're damn right we know who it was.

Pelini should reprimand him, and while he's at it TELL HIM TO STOP HAUNTING OUR NIGHTMARES.

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As you see here, his head clearly goes back….and to the right….back, and to the right, again, one more time, back, and to the right……

by Mr.Pelican Pants on Oct 6, 2008 11:03 AM EDT reply actions

After years of watching SEC football, I thought spitting was just the formal way of greeting the opposing team.

by Patterson on Oct 6, 2008 11:05 AM EDT reply actions

Chase should go ahead and blame the Freemasons….

by Mr. Pelican Pants on Oct 6, 2008 11:07 AM EDT reply actions

It was probably Chuck Lidell

by haybeav on Oct 6, 2008 11:15 AM EDT reply actions

Give me a break…

Just like a fucking asshole from MIZZOU to be a baby about something so stupid after his team just got done humiliating Nebraska at home.

Name names you fucking douche or shut the fuck up becuase nobody gives a shit!

by iggy on Oct 6, 2008 11:21 AM EDT reply actions

Wow, just wow. When I think that I have witnessed the Freak’s best work, it continues to get better and better. And not in a Coach Redacted kind of way, but really better.

by skinnyphatman on Oct 6, 2008 11:22 AM EDT reply actions

He can do anything he wants.
He was the defensive coordinator of the 2007 champs.
He’s BO PELINI!

by GamecockTony on Oct 6, 2008 11:29 AM EDT reply actions

Now that I think about it, I have always read about Mizzou fans dumping drinks and spitting on KU players when they come play in Columbia.

Chase needs to throwing touchdowns and delivering pizzas, and stop complaining.

by haybeav on Oct 6, 2008 11:32 AM EDT reply actions

The most disturbing and offensive part of the weekend was not the spitting incident, nor was it Claussen not getting his hand shake, it wasn’t even Vandy beating Auburn, but rather it was stomach-turning to see those 2 ass-clowns grom Ga Tech getting 10 minutes of air-time on the sidelines for their GTGs pregame video. I mean holy shitballs- these guys are really local heroes? New levels of lost-respect have just been reached…

by Excuse me Stewardess, but I speak jive on Oct 6, 2008 11:32 AM EDT reply actions

ok- maybe Vandy beating AU was worse… Especially after hearing that Franklin did NOT in fact get fired, and the season of misery is all for naught.

by Excuse me Stewardess, but I speak jive on Oct 6, 2008 11:34 AM EDT reply actions

Second spitter? That dog don’t hunt.

by DHC on Oct 6, 2008 11:36 AM EDT reply actions

LSUfreek can be my latex salesman anytime he wants to!

by The Holy Grail on Oct 6, 2008 11:46 AM EDT reply actions

Daniel does not know what disrespect is.
Think of Quentin Groves and the Auburn band.

by granfan on Oct 6, 2008 11:51 AM EDT reply actions

Definitely off topic, and painful to admit that it is out there, but…

http://www.southbendtribune.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20081005/News01/810050260/1036/News

Yes, Notre Dame has officially crossed over into totally laughable regardless of whatever feats of athletic prowess may say otherwise.

I’m going to take down my flag now…

by AllWhoYonder on Oct 6, 2008 11:51 AM EDT reply actions

Daniel[s] is overreacting. He was probably just hit with a bit of Lou Holtz’s spray.

I keep waiting for Mark May to don a dentist-style face guard.

by 4.0 Point Stance on Oct 6, 2008 11:59 AM EDT reply actions

Was Holly “grassy knoll” Rowe part of the broadcast crew?

Hmmmmmm.

by hlh on Oct 6, 2008 12:05 PM EDT reply actions

You forgot a crucial element of the bit: “Nice game pretty boy!”

As for the gtgs. I am not a fan. We get outkast as fans ans then next thing you know suburban white kids are rapping about switching majors. That’s gangsta son?

by Brian on Oct 6, 2008 12:07 PM EDT reply actions

Team Emu beats the QUAFFLE bunch on a last second score…then promptly whines about not getting respect.

by Der Schatten on Oct 6, 2008 12:19 PM EDT reply actions

Unfortunately the immutable laws of physics contradict the whole premise of your account.

by beast in 'bama on Oct 6, 2008 1:33 PM EDT reply actions

All Chase had to do was spit a booger back at him.

by Brian O'Blivion on Oct 6, 2008 1:34 PM EDT reply actions

[mumble, mumble]. . . Knight Commission . . . [mumble, mumble] . . . Cuba . . . [mumble, mumble] . . . something gang related . . .

by Gen. Stoopnagle on Oct 6, 2008 2:27 PM EDT reply actions

Damn that Roger McDowell!!

by EZ on Oct 6, 2008 2:41 PM EDT reply actions

It’s an especially classy move on his part not to name the alleged spitter. I mean, it’s not like the players wear big giant numbers on their shirts or anything.

I’m so glad that someone picked up the “We’re good finally! Shower us with your love while we act like we’ve never been here before, which we haven’t!” flag once Bill Snyder abandoned K-State to the tender mercies of Ron “Grimace” Prince.

by Albino Tornado on Oct 6, 2008 3:06 PM EDT reply actions

@Albino: Agreed. Kid might have lifted a 30 year monkey off his team’s back this weekend, and I respect the manner in which they thrashed their opponents on the field, but he’s got a lot to learn about winning gracefully.

by Rob on Oct 6, 2008 4:12 PM EDT reply actions