Comments on: JIM TRESSEL’S FRANK PACKAGE TALK

By: southbendblarney.com

southbendblarney.com — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 18:51:17 +0000

Jimmy T, and his potent penis (like so many before him) ruined by a Trojan. (Swear the kid’s not mine!) Orson, you would actually have to wear one to know this pain though!

By: Der Schatten

Der Schatten — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 16:31:18 +0000

I guess we can just chalk up BCS MNCG’s as performance anxiety…that or he’s just cold.

By: Al Grope

Al Grope — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 16:26:31 +0000

a little rophynol means never having to explain your package

By: Bobby Decatur

Bobby Decatur — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 15:36:08 +0000

Not even Midwesterners lack the irony to pull a quote like that off unlayered. He’s totally, TOTALLY talking about his penis. I really didn’t think he had it in him.

By: GamecockTony

GamecockTony — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 15:19:43 +0000

Someone send Tressel and invite to the new Champagne room. He’d fit right in.
Figuratively.

By: GamecockTony

GamecockTony — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 15:17:35 +0000

@Xaryn – how do you feel about guys who really bring it with “ess eee ceee” speed, though?

By: okhrana

okhrana — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 15:15:30 +0000

That picture:
Five … Five Dollar … Five Dollar Foot longs!

Plus something about a footlong package.

By: InsaneCoachPosse

InsaneCoachPosse — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 14:51:42 +0000

bless you Xaryn for not just busting out laughing at how small we all are

By: yoyofutbawl

yoyofutbawl — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 14:51:24 +0000

Who knows what lurks in the mind of The Sweatervest? ah-hahahahahahahah.

By: Xaryn

Xaryn — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 14:49:42 +0000

Personally, I enjoy a nice, firm package that is skillfully applied. One that can penetrate quickly or take its time and skillfully open things up, if you will. As long as the ultimate goal of the end zone is reached and it doesn’t peter out in the red zone. That’s so disappointing.

((I’m so ashamed, yet, I couldn’t help it.))

By: Der Schatten

Der Schatten — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 14:36:30 +0000

IM35IMAMAN! But, damn that tickled my juvenile bone.

(although, not quite the same way they do it in South Bend).

By: jason

jason — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 14:31:41 +0000

Isn’t this just a reconstituted version of the “it’s not the size of the boat/ worm, it’s the motion in the ocean/ how you wiggle it” expressions? Does Tressle find coaching inspiration in bad T-shirt/ license plate slogans?

Am I way overusing the “slash”/ rhetorical question?