Comments on: COACHING RUMOR! SPURRIER TO TENNESSEE! I’M NOT MAKING THIS UP!

By: HarleymanLSU

HarleymanLSU — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 00:58:49 +0000

mark my words, either Jon Gruden or Pete Carol. Inside scoop like you wouldn’t believe.
I got the Norm Chow to UCLA right, didn’t I?

By: Der Schatten

Der Schatten — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 23:00:49 +0000

I soooo want this to happen just to see if Orson keeps the Fanboi picture on EDSBS’s logo

By: Graysnail

Graysnail — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 21:18:34 +0000

@ 11: You can’t cultivate knowledge on a bed of rocks.

By: Ryedog

Ryedog — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:58:03 +0000

I agree, Bo Pelini does look like Delmar from Oh, Brother Where Art Thou. But if I may add, he also looks like that funny-looking kid in your grade school gym class whose normal speech totally obliterates your theory that he may possibly be mentally challenged, as his looks suggest.

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By: The Stos

The Stos — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:45:15 +0000

Bo Pelini is Delmar from “O Brother Where Art Thou”

By: Tater Salad

Tater Salad — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:26:42 +0000

DUDE EVERYONE KNOWS SPURRIER IS GOING TO BAMA AND BRINGING BROTHER BILL OLIVER WITH HIM!!!1111!!!1!

By: shanensga

shanensga — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:15:35 +0000

Headlines from the National Football Enquirer 1-Tommy Bowden fired, Mark Richt takes over Clemson football program and names his son starting QB. 2- Tim Tebow to quit football and go to Med school in Manila. 3- Nick Saban hired as Raiders HC. Saban drafts “man mountain” Cody with first pick. 4- Petrino arrested by FBI. Charged with seven counts of mail fraud and 23 counts of transporting minors across state lines for immoral purposes, otherwise know as Arkansas recruiting. 5- UT hires Spurrier, Holly Rowe chains herself to goalpost in protest.

By: meatybob

meatybob — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 18:55:04 +0000

Gotta admit, after watching Al Davis’ press conference, Maybe Mel Gibson meant to say “Al Davis is the cause of all the wars in the world” vs “Jews”.

By: Edsall is God

Edsall is God — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 18:53:33 +0000

Come on, it’s SPURRIER!! Anything’s possible. Besides, maybe it’s his final blow to UT.

By: 4.0 Point Stance

4.0 Point Stance — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 18:50:33 +0000

Dammit Orson, this post made me turn red trying not to bust out laughing in my office. You should mark it as “NSFW.”

By: CincySooner

CincySooner — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 18:46:51 +0000

Among the rumors not mentioned:

GERG Robinson knows how to make a peanut butter sandwich without fucking it up by putting sliced onions and taco shells on the bread.

By: Mr.Pelican Pants

Mr.Pelican Pants — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 18:27:49 +0000

This just in–
1. Extra points: Artist Daniel Moore announced plans Wednesday to produce a print of Alabama’s victory at Georgia. It is to be titled “The Blackout.”
Not.Making.This.Up…..we are doomed…..look what happened to Prothro….Between Daniel Moore, Dr. Lou and Sports Illustrated, Bama fans have to wonder when the MoJo will take effect and the magic spell that is Cinderella JPW will make the clock hit midnight and turn him into a pumpkin…..
2. Nick Saban, tired of questions of “How’d you do it?”
decides to start the “Saban Coaches Academy”…….
“How to defeat the Bitch Mentality 101″
“How to harness the Dark Side of the Force 701″
“Bayou Voodoo: That shit really works-Intro”

By: Herb

Herb — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 18:26:14 +0000

#14, Remember how Ainge magically turned into a QB when Cutcliffe returned? The problem isn’t talent, it’s that Fulmer is apparently unable to hire anyone not named David Cutcliffe competent to develop that talent.

By: TheMightyErik

TheMightyErik — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 18:16:25 +0000

**Handing Holly an oxygen mask and a sedative**

Just take some deep breaths and try to relax.

By: Vol

Vol — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 18:15:25 +0000

@ 11:

Crompton was the #2 qb recruit in his class in 2005. How could Fulmer have known what a donkey he was going to be??

Anyway, why would we want Spurrier? He won at Florida where he had tons of in-state talent, but can’t win at South Carolina. Tennessee probably has even less in-state talent than SC, and clearly blue chippers don’t just flock to whatever team Stevie Football is coaching.