COACHING RUMOR! SPURRIER TO TENNESSEE! I’M NOT MAKING THIS UP!
OMG! Phil Fulmer is totally screwed at Tennessee, and Steve Spurrier is going to take his place! We’re totally not just reaching deep within our bowels and making this up! It might happen according to specious sources we don’t cite, and is based on lists of people who don’t have jobs or who just lost jobs! Other rumors!
–Bo Pelini is BATBOY
–You know who’s buying all those Ukranian arms stolen by Somali pirates? BIG RED, THAT’S WHO!
–Brent Musberger is going to retire this year because he is old!
–Johnny Major’s breath was NOT killing flies and highly flammable when he said this!
–Kirk Ferentz is going to quit Iowa and replace ODB on the Wu-Tang reunion tour!
–Lane Kiffin wants to return to the college game because Al Davis is a crazy Jewish Vampire!
–Bad football teams sometimes fire their coach!
–Urban Meyer secretly craves a life as a Disney IMAGINEER!!!
–Ty Willingham was caught shoving two-star recruits into Mt. St. Helens, because he “felt like destroying something beautiful!”
–Sometimes, James Laurainitis just wants to snuggle!
–Tom O’Brien is equipped with an overclocked pacemaker to keep his heart rate above 30 BPM! It doesn’t always work!
–Mike Barwis interrogates live Wolverines in the basement of the Michigan training facilities and gets the answers he wants to hear…IN ENGLISH!!!
–Bobby Johnson of Vanderbilt had Uncle Sam Cereal this morning with bananas over it! It was acceptable!
–Dan Hawkins thinks the biggest threat to our country is our crippling dependence on foreign Nutella!
(All of these are more plausible than Spurrier to Knoxville.)
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mark my words, either Jon Gruden or Pete Carol. Inside scoop like you wouldn’t believe.
I got the Norm Chow to UCLA right, didn’t I?
Comment by HarleymanLSU — October 2, 2008 @ 7:58 pm
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I soooo want this to happen just to see if Orson keeps the Fanboi picture on EDSBS’s logo
Comment by Der Schatten — October 2, 2008 @ 6:00 pm
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@ 11: You can’t cultivate knowledge on a bed of rocks.
Comment by Graysnail — October 2, 2008 @ 4:18 pm
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I agree, Bo Pelini does look like Delmar from Oh, Brother Where Art Thou. But if I may add, he also looks like that funny-looking kid in your grade school gym class whose normal speech totally obliterates your theory that he may possibly be mentally challenged, as his looks suggest.
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Comment by Ryedog — October 2, 2008 @ 3:58 pm
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Bo Pelini is Delmar from “O Brother Where Art Thou”
Comment by The Stos — October 2, 2008 @ 3:45 pm
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DUDE EVERYONE KNOWS SPURRIER IS GOING TO BAMA AND BRINGING BROTHER BILL OLIVER WITH HIM!!!1111!!!1!
Comment by Tater Salad — October 2, 2008 @ 3:26 pm
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Headlines from the National Football Enquirer 1-Tommy Bowden fired, Mark Richt takes over Clemson football program and names his son starting QB. 2- Tim Tebow to quit football and go to Med school in Manila. 3- Nick Saban hired as Raiders HC. Saban drafts “man mountain” Cody with first pick. 4- Petrino arrested by FBI. Charged with seven counts of mail fraud and 23 counts of transporting minors across state lines for immoral purposes, otherwise know as Arkansas recruiting. 5- UT hires Spurrier, Holly Rowe chains herself to goalpost in protest.
Comment by shanensga — October 2, 2008 @ 3:15 pm
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Gotta admit, after watching Al Davis’ press conference, Maybe Mel Gibson meant to say “Al Davis is the cause of all the wars in the world” vs “Jews”.
Comment by meatybob — October 2, 2008 @ 1:55 pm