COACHING RUMOR! SPURRIER TO TENNESSEE! I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP!

Bo Pelini kinda looks like Big Red in that picture, come to think of it. (irony noted)

Is that Method Man letting out some weed smoke behind Pelini?

Did you read the post about Miami using two QBs and FSU using two head coaches? So Bowden gets the big dollars while Fisher makes his calls. Coaching is a great profession…

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

That is all.

As a Pitt fan, I love Johnny. He was even in the same History of Jazz class I was taking my freshmen year in 1999. The dude was classy in his rain jacket and commanded respect even after he retired.

Eff Fulmer and what he did to Coach Majors.

Knoxville is further away from Augusta, GA than Columbia is – therefore it’s a no go. Unless, of course, they can actually get SOS a membership…

Lane Kiffin wants to return to the college game because Al Davis is a crazy Jewish Vampire!

Odds of this being true: 100%.

Other Rumors Dept:

 - Ole Miss is going to make the cover of Sports Illustrated with the cover picture showing Tim “Little Ryno” Tebow getting clowned by an Ole Miss defender…

…egad!….this is actually true!!!!!!!!!!

We don’t need a new coach, we need our QB (whoever that’s going to be) to complete more than 24% of his passes. Whoever the coach is, and whatever “system” they run, the QB has to do that.

This news brought to you by Jimmy Sexton, Professional Pot Stirrer.

etsuVol@9

Yeh…but somebody recruits and develops those QBs. If that’s the best thye can do than is seems there is some responsibility to be approtioned.

UGa has a competent receivers coach!

We have enough domestic Nutella to bridge the gap between current consumption and the as-yet determined date in the future when techmology will allow us to produce plentiful, clean-burning Nutella. If only the socialists would allow us to tap into the vast Nutella supply stored in Hispanic markets across the country.

@ 11:

Crompton was the #2 qb recruit in his class in 2005. How could Fulmer have known what a donkey he was going to be??

Anyway, why would we want Spurrier? He won at Florida where he had tons of in-state talent, but can’t win at South Carolina. Tennessee probably has even less in-state talent than SC, and clearly blue chippers don’t just flock to whatever team Stevie Football is coaching.

Handing Holly an oxygen mask and a sedative

Just take some deep breaths and try to relax.

#14, Remember how Ainge magically turned into a QB when Cutcliffe returned? The problem isn’t talent, it’s that Fulmer is apparently unable to hire anyone not named David Cutcliffe competent to develop that talent.

This just in—
1. Extra points: Artist Daniel Moore announced plans Wednesday to produce a print of Alabama’s victory at Georgia. It is to be titled “The Blackout.”
Not.Making.This.Up…..we are doomed…..look what happened to Prothro….Between Daniel Moore, Dr. Lou and Sports Illustrated, Bama fans have to wonder when the MoJo will take effect and the magic spell that is Cinderella JPW will make the clock hit midnight and turn him into a pumpkin…..
2. Nick Saban, tired of questions of “How’d you do it?”
decides to start the “Saban Coaches Academy”…….
“How to defeat the Bitch Mentality 101”
“How to harness the Dark Side of the Force 701”
“Bayou Voodoo: That shit really works-Intro”

Among the rumors not mentioned:

GERG Robinson knows how to make a peanut butter sandwich without fucking it up by putting sliced onions and taco shells on the bread.

Dammit Orson, this post made me turn red trying not to bust out laughing in my office. You should mark it as “NSFW.”

Come on, it’s SPURRIER!! Anything’s possible. Besides, maybe it’s his final blow to UT.

Gotta admit, after watching Al Davis’ press conference, Maybe Mel Gibson meant to say “Al Davis is the cause of all the wars in the world” vs “Jews”.

Headlines from the National Football Enquirer 1-Tommy Bowden fired, Mark Richt takes over Clemson football program and names his son starting QB. 2- Tim Tebow to quit football and go to Med school in Manila. 3- Nick Saban hired as Raiders HC. Saban drafts “man mountain” Cody with first pick. 4- Petrino arrested by FBI. Charged with seven counts of mail fraud and 23 counts of transporting minors across state lines for immoral purposes, otherwise know as Arkansas recruiting. 5- UT hires Spurrier, Holly Rowe chains herself to goalpost in protest.

DUDE EVERYONE KNOWS SPURRIER IS GOING TO BAMA AND BRINGING BROTHER BILL OLIVER WITH HIM

Bo Pelini is Delmar from “O Brother Where Art Thou”

I agree, Bo Pelini does look like Delmar from Oh, Brother Where Art Thou. But if I may add, he also looks like that funny-looking kid in your grade school gym class whose normal speech totally obliterates your theory that he may possibly be mentally challenged, as his looks suggest.

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@ 11: You can’t cultivate knowledge on a bed of rocks.

I soooo want this to happen just to see if Orson keeps the Fanboi picture on EDSBS’s logo

mark my words, either Jon Gruden or Pete Carol. Inside scoop like you wouldn’t believe.
I got the Norm Chow to UCLA right, didn’t I?