Comments on: CHARLIES WEIS GETS ANTE’D UP

By: Clawa

Clawa — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 15:10:55 +0000

between wies and mangino, which one do yall think was the last person to see his own package without the help of a mirror?

By: Chester Copperpot

Chester Copperpot — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 04:34:00 +0000

With this post, I find myself thinking you are just the right man for this particular moment in time. Like Wilt Chamberlain when he found himself between the advent of birth control and the discovery of AIDS. I am grateful to bear witness.

Enjoy it while it lasts. Someday you will be rich, but decrepit and out-of-touch like Rick Reilly.

By: vecker

vecker — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 03:36:20 +0000

This has to be your finest work to date.

By: MikeLew

MikeLew — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 01:26:01 +0000

I heard this one from one of my friends that’s a Nebraska fan…..

Mark Mangino was recruiting in Kansas City, and was trying to get back to the outerbelt, which is numbered 435. Anyways, Mangino got lost, so he stopped at a gas station.

Mangino walks in, asks the guy at the counter, “Hey, how do I get to 435?”

The guy looks up and says, “Mix in a salad or two.”

By: Mr.Pelican Pants

Mr.Pelican Pants — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 21:26:41 +0000

Comin thru like Kool-Aid….or the Schiltz Malt Liquor Bull….

Marky M’s new Hip Hop clothing line…..

“Phatty Fat”….sponsored by Lipitor and Plavix….

By: dawgaddict

dawgaddict — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:58:17 +0000

hell yeah @10 for getting even more obscure Douglas Adams on that ass FTW!

By: DevilGrad

DevilGrad — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:01:51 +0000

You know what the difference is between Weis and Mangino? Bitch mentality. Well, that and about 50 pounds.

By: beth

beth — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 19:47:06 +0000

mangenius

By: Marky M

Marky M — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 19:42:28 +0000

Once a Ho, always a Ho!

Rain, Snow, Sleet or Shine, Bitch better have my money!

By: InsaneCoachPosse

InsaneCoachPosse — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 19:31:17 +0000

Brian @6

the one in the background is Gramma Bitchbottom – still shaken’ it after 70 yrs…

but the real question is … who’s the guy in the foreground with the funky eyeshadow?…. he’s as flat as my 6 yr old neighbor

By: PW

PW — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 19:27:20 +0000

Not Ka-Blamo.

By: Geaux Irish

Geaux Irish — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 19:09:24 +0000

Nice job slipping in the Silence of the Lambs reference.

I can’t explain why, but I have this strange image in my head where Marky M, Phil Fulmer, Jim Tressel, Ed Orgeron, Sylvester Croom, and Lee Corso have joined forces to record a song a la We Are the World to raise money and buy Stuart Scott a new eye.

By: owls and gophs and craep

owls and gophs and craep — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 19:08:57 +0000

I wondered why the jump was placed so early on the post. Now I know. We cannot allow Marky M to retain this stealth technology.

Also, I can’t wait for the presumable pre-Border War ultraphat beatz. Or a battle rap with Pinkel. Realz.

By: Beauford Bixel

Beauford Bixel — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 19:03:23 +0000

Was that a “Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency” reference in there?

Obscure Douglas Adams for the win!

By: Claws

Claws — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 18:56:41 +0000

Wies and Mangino? what is this, a casting call for The Disorderlies II?