VANDY GOES TO 5-0

First!

@1 – seriously?

Stuff White People Like #111: Collegiate Arrest Orgies.

Or alternatively: Vanderbilt & Notre Dame.

Those were some snowy lineups…

WOOOF!

(It had to be said….)

ESSSS-EEEEEE-SEEEEEEE!

Will they soon allow women to attend Vandy ?

Not that many people look good in a mug shot, but damn Notre Dame got some ugly women.

Hmmm Dept?

Mass arrests at Notre Dame du Lac (or de Joke)?

I thought only geniuses that have moral fiber far above standard meat-heads that attend other football factories went to nd.

 Learn something new everyday.

you are correct, Stacy, but even us holy, genius meatheads like to have a beer now and then

Some of those students looked happy… do they not understand they were ARRESTED?

Or has ND academics sunk to an all-time low, much like their FB program?

hahahaha thrilling. First they dont let people tear down the goal posts, next they go looking for beer at gasp frat parties. Our grandfathers must be disappointed in our fathers, for stealing college fun. Back in the day you could have some good college fun and not get in trouble. Now…just sad.

@7 – I noticed that also.

The reason for such excessive drinking at Vandy is because of the lack of students of the female persuasion.

must be a bunch of 6-beer-queers at that school

Will Yeatman is grinning from ear to ear in his mug shot. Must be looking forward to getting the boot from South Bend… or else just completely shitfaced.

Sarah Michelle Gellar (1st mugshot) has really let herself go.

@14 – so has Alyson Hannigan in the 2nd photo.

It’s in the Indiana State Constitution that no one, ever, can have fun. The state’s full of guys who look like they’re liable to kill their wives with a pitchfork if they wear lipstick.

Is that “mike& mike” Golic’s son on page 2 upper left?Golic had mentioned something about an arrest recently on the show.

14 – I would say it’s probably the latter. Nine times out of ten, when someone is smiling in a mugshot, they’re under the influence. I know that’s why I was smiling in mine.

The relative good looks of the ND girls aside (and really, mug shots are rarely flattering), at least there were girls at the party. I don’t see how Vanderbilt can be declared the winner . . .

Of course, neither the Vandy or ND lineups of mugshots can hold a candle to this classic: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/nolte1.html

Beg to differ, #21.

The CLASSIC is James Brown in ’04, taken shortly after he beat up the latest of his many wives.

re: #18

MagStMike,

Yes, that’s one of Mike Golic’s sons. He has another one that’s committed to ND for the 2009 recruiting class. He, also, has a daughter that’s reportedly a primo swimmer but I think is only 14 or 15 years old.

@21: Glen Campbell begs to differ: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/campbellmug1.html.

@8 – One Saturday freshman year at ND, I stopped by my parents’ tailgate. (My father is an alumnus, and they go to all the home games.) One of my mom’s friends was attending the game with them. She surveilled the parking lot, turned to me and said, “The girls here ARE dogs.” It’s pretty telling when a 50-year-old housewife with daughters of her own feels compelled to criticize a school’s coeds.

I also have a friend who road-tripped to Notre Dame with classmates from Boston College. Somewhere in western Ohio they bought a piglet at a farm. At their tailgate, they used snow fence to create a little pen and let the piglet roam around in it. Key detail? They had spray-painted “ND chick” on the piglet.

Thank God I transferred out of there. Best decision of my life.

@ 11 I think you’re missing the point. Illegitimus non carborundum. Besides, you should always smile for pictures. You look like a complete sourpuss otherwise.

@25 You went to a top 20 academic institution for its chicks? You are a first rate TOOLIO IGLESIAS. Your parents raised a f’in idiot. You go to a top school to get a top degree with the best networking on the planet. Make the best of it while you are there, dckhead.

The ratio at ND is better than 50-50, plus you have SMC across the street. Pretty much you have to be either a complete loser or gay to not get any from a girl at ND/SMC. I’ll go with the first, as a guess.

Second, it seems you value your friend’s mom’s opinions (shallow as they are) and your friends from Fredo. Tell your friend’s mom to keep staring in the mirror at her freakin Botox. Your friends from Fredo – just remember, are good Sunday Catholics. 6 days a week, they are happy to stab you in the back.

ND is a better place WITHOUT YOU. Going to ND isn’t a 4 year decision, it’s a 40-year decision.

Good riddance, asshat. Enjoy pumping gas.

RE: Lack of Female Persuasion in the Vandy Mug Shots….

I saw the AP copy come across the wire after it happened and I think the event in question was a fraternity camping trip, not a house party. Sort of a guys-only, He-Man-Woman-Haters Club thing. I know there are a fair amount of girls at Vandy (many of them hot…smart chicks in the South aren’t allowed to be ugly). More than Gay Tech, anyway.

Er, Ga Tech. But the point remains…

@25 – I’d also like to thank God for your decision.

Testy Domers, eh?

I wonder where Hudi ended up?

@27 – Classic solipsistic Domer rant. 95% of Domers love it there; more power to them. In my case, making the best of it was getting good grades and transferring out (not to Fredo—nine months at Notre Dame was more than enough to convince me that a Catholic school was a terrible fit for me—but to a better academic school).

@30 – Now that reply I can appreciate. Touché indeed.

Domer here, c/o 98. Hudi, my apologies—“guest” is an idiot. ND isn’t for everyone, and good on you for deciding that and moving on.

ND has some hotties (I married one) but the percentages are way below ESSEEEESEEE levels. Or most anywhere, for that matter. And it’s amazing how much hotter they get when May starts and the shorts/skirts come out. Unfortunately, school ends right after that…

Nate, right back at you. Peace.