Comments on: BILL STEWART: PLATYPUS SWISS ARMY KNIFE COACH

By: patty-pat-pat

patty-pat-pat — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 10:52:45 +0000

I know you all despise charlie wise, but he never had clock management problems…nor the sense to send his FG kicker out when the chances are less than 10% said kicker will make it–WHATEVER the distance. (anchors away!) also, due to my magnanimous nature, i will share the fact that if you DO hate him now, you aint hated nothin’ yet. (the dingo-saurus “ate your baby!”) as in CW and the Irish are about “engulf” the collegiate landscape. this year is a test run, next year hide the woman and children. (not that it will do you poor, pathetic souls any good) no, no–that okay…no thanks necessary. just consider me an early detection system.

By: domer.mq

domer.mq — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 01:58:14 +0000

“but yet…”

Sigh. Bill Stewart, I keep 2 lists of people for my coming reign over the world, and you just made the wrong one.

By: WarCardinals

WarCardinals — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 01:09:33 +0000

So what you’re saying is, Bill Stewart is an egg-laying mammal? Somehow I’m not surprised.

By: Jube0

Jube0 — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 22:30:04 +0000

Cyborg peacock? Why not just robot chicken?

By: Mr.Pelican Pants

Mr.Pelican Pants — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 22:20:54 +0000

Ya cant box him in….He makes Jesco White do the Soldier Boy while listening to Mozart…….he drinks Diet Coke with a Triple Baconator Thickburger w/cheese combo…..He sleeps while standing up, dreams of overtime…….

By: montani semper liberi

montani semper liberi — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 22:03:50 +0000

If he doesn’t know how to call a timeout, we can just just pay his buyout in Monopoly money and he’d be none the wiser. I’m already dreading what Auburn will do to the old gambler.

By: maskedavenger

maskedavenger — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 21:35:24 +0000

It will be interesting to watch the 2,000,000 West Virginians who became legal experts during the RR buyout discuss why Stewart should not get his $4,000,000.

By: David Puddy

David Puddy — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 21:20:47 +0000

Bill Stewart: the industry leader in decisive indecisiveness, PERIOD.

By: TheMightyErik

TheMightyErik — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 20:57:40 +0000

Sure wish someone would pay me big bucks to suck at my job. Even though he hasn’t hit the ‘Fat Charlie’ level yet he does have that ‘I think I just farted hot yogurt in my drawers’ look on his face like Weis does on most Saturdays.

By: Holly

Holly — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 20:29:30 +0000

He�s a platypus mated with a swiss army knife crossed with a cyborg peacock with a FOUR MILLION DOLLAR BUYOUT.

By: InsaneCoachPosse

InsaneCoachPosse — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 20:15:53 +0000

don’t worry…Coach Stewart has hired Tony Franklin to straighten out his mess

By: beckett929

beckett929 — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 20:11:40 +0000

you also have no idea if hes playing for OT or going for the win…. the mass confusion he creates is used to help throw the defense off-guard…

By: Um, no really --

Um, no really -- — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 19:31:00 +0000

You have to admit it’ll be tough to figure out what his next move might be: handoff to Noel Devine up the middle, or triple-reverse flea-flicker White to Devine to Brown to Sanders back to White downfield to an eligible tackle?

The possibilities are endless.