Comments on: RICK REILLY SUGGESTS NIPPLE CLAMPS FOR TEENAGERS

By: JV

JV — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 19:24:51 +0000

Reilly is a smug jerk. He interviewed ARod at Arod’s house and told ESPN that there was “something fake about the guy.” I’m not an ARod fan nor am I even a baseball fan…but what kind of prick would accept an invitation to a player’s house, then call him fake on ESPN? This was when everyone was piling on ARod a couple years ago, and it just seemed petty, prissy, and juvenile. I don’t get Reilly’s fame…He’s a so-so writer, his jokes are bad, and his column isn’t interesting. There is more creativity in one page of EDSBS than in a year’s worth of SI Reilly columns.

By: MV3

MV3 — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 20:29:20 +0000

I read the article b/c I wanted a golf tip. Now I have these bleeding nips and I wife is thinking about filing for divorce. Maybe I will be looking for some real estate in Fallujah soon. Is that near the Alabama campus?

By: Brian O'Blivion

Brian O'Blivion — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:10:01 +0000

@28 You can find one here. I got the flash blocker for Firefox, and this site is infinitely better since then. No more Zwinky's or Britney Nipple Slips. Now if only someone would come up with a plug-in to default all comment threads to Show All....

By: poguemahone

poguemahone — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 22:07:27 +0000

Any got an image blocker for Firefox so I can read EDSBS daily without seeing horrible images like the one abo- OH MY GOD IT BURNS, IT BURNS US

By: blon

blon — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 22:07:07 +0000

“Someone should clue #13 in on the LSU pressbox story. Their depiction was eerily accurate.”

Coop,
All men looking for younger women are all the same. We’ve learned to spot them and run to nearest exit.

By: marcillac (arundel)

marcillac (arundel) — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 21:59:55 +0000

3. MILLION. A. YEAR. FOR. RICK. RILEY.

That’s Franklin Raines/Barry Zito scale overpayment.

By: Coop

Coop — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 21:27:38 +0000

Someone should clue #13 in on the LSU pressbox story. Their depiction was eerily accurate.

The thing about RR is that with the development of the Internet and the 500MM other avenues to read about sports, he can be ignored.

There was a time in the not so distant past that we all had subscriptions to Sports Illustrated, and there were always those weeks when you blew through the magazine, and you had a couple of days to kill before the following week’s edition arrived…

and you had to hit the john.

Thankfully, RR is gone from my periodicals.

Slice of life pieces where the writer just wants to tell you about his life experiences, like a bad Randy Newman song, suck donkey balls.

By: der schatten

der schatten — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 21:23:42 +0000

mmmmmmmmmmmmm, nipple clamps.

By: Sundawg

Sundawg — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 21:03:42 +0000

$15 is still a little pricey; I have these clamps from Home Depot that cost about $2 each, now if I can just …..HOLY BABY JESUS IN A BASKET, THAT HURTS!

By: Signal to Noise

Signal to Noise — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 20:50:26 +0000

Reilly has also convinced that for that $3 mil a year, ESPN allow him on TV, where he basically appears as a less interesting and less funny version of Nick Bakay, if that were possible.

Separating fools from their money: it’s the American way!

Holly: the image, IT BURNS.

By: Digital Headbutt

Digital Headbutt — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 20:49:23 +0000

Oh. My. God. Rick Reilly has two jawbones!

By: Brian O'Blivion

Brian O'Blivion — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 20:47:23 +0000

I do like golf, and still hate Reilly. He ruined what was otherwise a fantastic broadcast of the Americans kicking some Euro-trash, whiny bitches in the Ryder Cup.

By: Ryno

Ryno — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 20:47:03 +0000

How did the conversation go down?

Swindle: Hey, Holly the graphics diva! I need you to combine Rick Reilly and nipple clamps in a pic.
Holly: AWESOME!

——9 minutes later——-

Holly: Here ya go!
Swindle: [pukes] *gasp* It’s perfect….

By: PW

PW — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 20:36:47 +0000

Kecalf–

I suffer from the opposite of little donny’s disease. Not only is it not enormous, I’m also aware that it isn’t.

By: GamecockTony

GamecockTony — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 20:35:26 +0000

@Blon #13 – you just described Chris Berman, I believe.