COLT MCCOY IS TRIXY HOBBIT TRICKY

by Orson on Sep 29, 2008 11:07 AM EDT

Colt McCoy on a keeper this weekend, with camera work every bit as stellar on this play as the crack ABC crew's effort on tracking Steven Threet's 58 yard qb keeper against Wisconsin (3:18 or so), which to be fair was as unlikely as discovering a staffed and spotless Smoothie King in the middle of the Gobi Desert. (Or anywhere for that matter.)

If you're looking for your NCAA on Junior Varsity numbers of the week, draft McCoy's day against the Razorbacks: 17/19 for 185 and 3 TDs, and 9 rushes for 84 yards and 2 TDs. (Say, Arkansas has troubles against a mobile white qb, you say? No, no reason. We're just curious.) McCoy has been working quietly in the shadows of ballyhooed Chase Daniel and Sam Bradford, but he's the best overall qb working in the Big 12 in the air and on the ground. In addition to that, he still has the most pornalicious name of any qb, and that has to count for something in this life. Colt McCoy is: LONGHORN: The Sweet Impalement. Out on Vivid DVD this fall!

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See, stuff did happen outside the SEC. Amazing, isn’t it? There’s a whole different world out there, boys.

by blon on Sep 29, 2008 11:15 AM EDT reply actions

I much prefer the intercept-y Colt McCoy from last year over 2008’s hyper-efficient model.

by CincySooner on Sep 29, 2008 11:16 AM EDT reply actions

“(Say, Arkansas has troubles against a mobile white qb, you say? No, no reason. Were just curious.) "

Fawning over Stephen Garcia, already?

by GamecockTony on Sep 29, 2008 11:19 AM EDT reply actions

And we really liked the Bradford-forced-out-of-pocket in the TCU game. Slow, white QB just got a new poster boy.

by blon on Sep 29, 2008 11:22 AM EDT reply actions

Weird Stat line of the week:

Harrison Beck of NC State against USF – 9 for 32 for 239 yards and 0 touchdowns and 3 picks…

by beckett929 on Sep 29, 2008 11:33 AM EDT reply actions

Pray God that EDSBS does not have the malignant powers of the SI cover. . . . However, if it does, can I suggest pieces on Bradford and Daniel? Please?

by allaha on Sep 29, 2008 11:35 AM EDT reply actions

This did not happen. Football only exists in the SEC There are no top 5 teams outside of the SEC and USC.

by ThreenOut on Sep 29, 2008 11:39 AM EDT reply actions

did i spend my high school years blending smoothies in a smoothie king?? yes i did. did i do it in the gobi desert?? no…south louisiana. [insert gobi desert/south louisiana joke here]

by gerry dorsey on Sep 29, 2008 11:45 AM EDT reply actions