Comments on: ALPHABETICAL UP. WOUNDS, SCARRING UP NICELY.

By: Mr.Pelican Pants

Mr.Pelican Pants — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 14:10:06 +0000

#21
Just using the analogy that the way Alabama jumped on Georgia to the tune of 31-0 at half time really was shocking and suprising, just like the guy who hit Jenny got suprised when Tom Hanks started waylaying him unexpectedly in the midst of Black Panthers. No disrespect, but I think the Bulldogs were already looking past Alabama. Hopefully, yall pound Tennessee before we do, and we will get to see ya again.

By: Digital Headbutt

Digital Headbutt — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 13:38:15 +0000

Forget locusts, Vandy J. Where’s the damn sun?!?

By: EmoDawg

EmoDawg — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 13:22:34 +0000

@15
Not until thousands of MSU alumni commit suicided though.

By: Carolina_girl

Carolina_girl — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 12:16:26 +0000

@21- Yes, I hear they are MUCH more comforting than Super Bowl Ring and Super Bowl MVP cars. Heisman’s and NC Rings are worth so much on Ebay these days.

By: WarCardinals

WarCardinals — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 05:09:08 +0000

Way off topic, but something to think about…

This is from Jonathan Crompton’s wikipedia page. I just thought I’d look at it when I found out that there is actually a worse QB in college football than Chris Todd! Here’s the quote:

“During the first month of the 2008 Tennessee season, Compton emerged as the single largest hinderance for success for the Tennessee Volunteer football team. Crompton has displayed erratic passing skills in losses to unranked UCLA, the University of Florida and Auburn University.”

Ouch.

By: sjs1959

sjs1959 — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 04:53:14 +0000

Yeah, Holly, I understand. Woodson will just have to console himself with his 1997 Heisman and his 1997 National Championship ring.

Say, who ya got in the Fulmer replacement pool?

By: Holly

Holly — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 04:33:53 +0000

Charles Woodson just got a pick six. Call that fat, Holly. No, I'm good, thanks.

By: Brandon

Brandon — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 04:31:12 +0000

Nice work on The Alphabetical this week.

A couple buddies and I started a new Oklahoma football blog this week and was hoping you guys would drop by to see what you think. I love your blog and would love any feedback.

http://soonerdudes.com.

Enjoy.

By: Ghost of Rennie Curran

Ghost of Rennie Curran — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 04:04:43 +0000

“reminded me of Forrest Gump whoopin that pinko hippy fag�” – Mr. Pelican Pants

Thank you, Alabama fan, for reminding us all that you are not only the epitome of class in person and life but on internet blog reply boards as well.

That said, congrats on a decisive win

By: NewAZTiger

NewAZTiger — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 03:21:36 +0000

Bama has done a great job at capitalizing on people’s mistakes this year, as well as avoiding the injury bug. So, that’s impressive.

Auburn, on the other hand, is deliberately tanking on O just to piss Saban off on Film Review.

“How the hell can I scheme to stop an offense that isn’t even there? DAMN YOU TUBERVILLE!!! *shakes fist at sky*”

By: Will Q

Will Q — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 02:39:44 +0000

I’ve considered it a lot this weekend after Florida and then Georgia both took the pipe. Which hurt worse: the atomic wedgie Bama gave my Dawgs in the first half, or the last-minute shot to the balls that Ole Miss gave the Gators.

I’ve come to the conclusion that both lead to a lot of sore nuts.

By: Mr. Pelican Pants

Mr. Pelican Pants — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 02:38:34 +0000

(To all the Georgia fans, in my best Forrest Gump voice): “Sorry we ruined ya Black Bulldog Paaarty”
But that game last night reminded me of Forrest Gump whoopin that pinko hippy fag…
Defense.Wins.Championships…….if the Evil Plan works, we will be seeing you or Florida or Vandy???!!!?? in the SEC Championship……As far as Auburn goes, I hope they took notes…..Just line up and run the damn ball instead of trying to run the Mickey Mouse offense with players that cant run it…..We will get ready for Auburn when the time comes, I wish we could have played them TODAY. So if you are a Florida fan, the blueprint to beat the Richter was laid out, just as the blueprint to beat Florida was laid out by Michigan, and I am sure Ole Miss watched it and took notes…Nick Saban is an evil genius who probaly has a underground lair with sharks, and a place to Waterboard players who make mistakes…the players to me look like they are fueled by fear, they score a bunch of points, the fear goes away and then get lax in what happens..We still need to learn how to keep our foot on the gas, our knee on the opponents chest and the knife at their throat the WHOLE GAME, not just the first half…..makes ya wonder, if JPW beats you, how good is Georgia? We still havent played that “perfect” game that Nick wants..no special team Snafus that we seem to give up when we have a big lead…..which is what I wondered about Georgia and Florida….and us, is how do you respond when you are behind? There is a trap game out there and ours is gonna be Ole Miss….they are better than what most people are used to seeing for sure…….

By: yoyofutbawl

yoyofutbawl — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 02:20:38 +0000

Stranger things will come to pass. Croom will fire McCorvey & we’ll finally get GameDay in Starksvegas.

In 2071.

By: Stacy Keibler Luvs Me

Stacy Keibler Luvs Me — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 01:50:05 +0000

Congratulations All The Way Around Dept:

1) Congrats to ‘Bama! Put ‘em good ‘ol boys back on the Sports Illustrated cover. Will ‘Bama beat the Cow College (Auburn) and then run the rest of the table? Methinks not. But, for now, cheers!

2) Congrats to Ole Miss. For beating the Gators there should be at least one week of not referring them as “Old Piss”…well, starting from NOW!

3) Congrats to Joe Paterno. He might be senile, but at least his team is playing great footbaw.

4) Congrats to Clausen…what?!..ooops….scatch this last one…bye folks….

By: HOSS

HOSS — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 01:17:14 +0000

Gameday at Vanderbilt = The VANDOCALYPSE. It’s in Revelations, people.