ALPHABETICAL UP. WOUNDS, SCARRING UP NICELY.

After sitting next to a Georgia fan/alumnus at the Oklahoma scrimmage last night, I have some sympathy for the SEC. They’re getting a similar schadenfreude circle jerk to the one that happened with OU/CU and UT/KSU last year. This will not end well, unless your a so.cal fan. Damn Pete Carrol, and his all enveloping love.

Florida fans—-> It is still early in the season. Plenty of time to kick some LSU and Alabama redneck rump. Thanks for keeping ’SC in the top 10 in both polls. Is Dr. Meyer giving the boys the Sunday off?

By the way The Ol Ball Coach would not have lost this game.
  
Click-clack.

Alabama fans – go ahead and lay about today with a big glass of koolaid in hand… don’t worry about Kentucky, no one really has to worry about them… nope, nothing to worry about here

muhahahahahaha

If either Florida or Georgia run the table from here on out, the only way they would be left out of the title game would be if you had an undefeated Big 12 Champion AND Penn State goes undefeated. Because of the last two title games, a 12-1 SEC champion would be picked over an undefeated BYU or South Florida.

Watch here at 2:20 as Bryant is shown talking about running Paul Johnson’s offense back in 1961…look at the video, wow….

Charles Woodson just got a pick six. Call that fat, Holly.

Gameday going to Vanderbilt?!?! This bizzaro world frightens and arouses me.

Still pissed at Rice for laying off in the fourth quarter when they had 77 points after three. GOD DAMN YOU OWLS I WANTED 100.

The Dores are the toast of Northern-Middle Tennessee!

Duke, Northwestern, and Vanderbilt are representing the smart (and/or rich) kids – private school dominance.

Now let’s take their coaches!

I’ll start worrying about Kentucky tomorrow. Lot of season left to go.

But I’m sure as shit going to enjoy today. It’s a beautiful day, and Bama’s still perfect, at least in the W/L column.

RTR bitches…

Gameday?

GAMEDAY?

Where did all these locusts come from?

I was just checking because I care. I was worried. On the other hand, I was feeling great. Winning is neat, and I’m hoping to feel this way again soon. Next up for the Rebels—Steven Garcia and his floating guru.

I was there in Sanford Stadium. An absolutely perfect night spread over a perfect day and then…NOTHING!

I hope I never see another black jersey EVER again.

Just awful.

I haven’t been more embarrasingly wrong about anything since the time I thought that lady was pregnant. Congrats Bama, you raging assholes.

Gameday at Vanderbilt = The VANDOCALYPSE. It’s in Revelations, people.

Congratulations All The Way Around Dept:

1) Congrats to ’Bama! Put ’em good ’ol boys back on the Sports Illustrated cover. Will ’Bama beat the Cow College (Auburn) and then run the rest of the table? Methinks not. But, for now, cheers!

2) Congrats to Ole Miss. For beating the Gators there should be at least one week of not referring them as “Old Piss”…well, starting from NOW!

3) Congrats to Joe Paterno. He might be senile, but at least his team is playing great footbaw.

4) Congrats to Clausen…what?!..ooops….scatch this last one…bye folks….

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Stranger things will come to pass. Croom will fire McCorvey & we’ll finally get GameDay in Starksvegas.

In 2071.

(To all the Georgia fans, in my best Forrest Gump voice): “Sorry we ruined ya Black Bulldog Paaarty”
But that game last night reminded me of Forrest Gump whoopin that pinko hippy fag…
Defense.Wins.Championships…….if the Evil Plan works, we will be seeing you or Florida or Vandy?!!! in the SEC Championship……As far as Auburn goes, I hope they took notes…..Just line up and run the damn ball instead of trying to run the Mickey Mouse offense with players that cant run it…..We will get ready for Auburn when the time comes, I wish we could have played them TODAY. So if you are a Florida fan, the blueprint to beat the Richter was laid out, just as the blueprint to beat Florida was laid out by Michigan, and I am sure Ole Miss watched it and took notes…Nick Saban is an evil genius who probaly has a underground lair with sharks, and a place to Waterboard players who make mistakes…the players to me look like they are fueled by fear, they score a bunch of points, the fear goes away and then get lax in what happens..We still need to learn how to keep our foot on the gas, our knee on the opponents chest and the knife at their throat the WHOLE GAME, not just the first half…..makes ya wonder, if JPW beats you, how good is Georgia? We still havent played that “perfect” game that Nick wants..no special team Snafus that we seem to give up when we have a big lead…..which is what I wondered about Georgia and Florida….and us, is how do you respond when you are behind? There is a trap game out there and ours is gonna be Ole Miss….they are better than what most people are used to seeing for sure…….

I’ve considered it a lot this weekend after Florida and then Georgia both took the pipe. Which hurt worse: the atomic wedgie Bama gave my Dawgs in the first half, or the last-minute shot to the balls that Ole Miss gave the Gators.

I’ve come to the conclusion that both lead to a lot of sore nuts.

Bama has done a great job at capitalizing on people’s mistakes this year, as well as avoiding the injury bug. So, that’s impressive.

Auburn, on the other hand, is deliberately tanking on O just to piss Saban off on Film Review.

“How the hell can I scheme to stop an offense that isn’t even there? DAMN YOU TUBERVILLE!!! shakes fist at sky”

“reminded me of Forrest Gump whoopin that pinko hippy fag…” – Mr. Pelican Pants

Thank you, Alabama fan, for reminding us all that you are not only the epitome of class in person and life but on internet blog reply boards as well.

That said, congrats on a decisive win

Nice work on The Alphabetical this week.

A couple buddies and I started a new Oklahoma football blog this week and was hoping you guys would drop by to see what you think. I love your blog and would love any feedback.

http://soonerdudes.com.

Enjoy.

Charles Woodson just got a pick six. Call that fat, Holly.

No, I’m good, thanks.

Yeah, Holly, I understand. Woodson will just have to console himself with his 1997 Heisman and his 1997 National Championship ring.

Say, who ya got in the Fulmer replacement pool?

Way off topic, but something to think about…

This is from Jonathan Crompton’s wikipedia page. I just thought I’d look at it when I found out that there is actually a worse QB in college football than Chris Todd! Here’s the quote:

“During the first month of the 2008 Tennessee season, Compton emerged as the single largest hinderance for success for the Tennessee Volunteer football team. Crompton has displayed erratic passing skills in losses to unranked UCLA, the University of Florida and Auburn University.”

Ouch.

@21- Yes, I hear they are MUCH more comforting than Super Bowl Ring and Super Bowl MVP cars. Heisman’s and NC Rings are worth so much on Ebay these days.

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Not until thousands of MSU alumni commit suicided though.

Forget locusts, Vandy J. Where’s the damn sun?!?

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Just using the analogy that the way Alabama jumped on Georgia to the tune of 31-0 at half time really was shocking and suprising, just like the guy who hit Jenny got suprised when Tom Hanks started waylaying him unexpectedly in the midst of Black Panthers. No disrespect, but I think the Bulldogs were already looking past Alabama. Hopefully, yall pound Tennessee before we do, and we will get to see ya again.