SURPRISE!

Nightmaaaaaaaaaresssss.

Bienvenidos al estado del murcielago.

Chef Duff has outdone himself this time.

To quote Orson from a past NowLive:

“Wooooo! Crimson Tide vs. God! Tide 21- God 21! It’s a tie!”

Kleph owes me a penguin.

I’m going to bed before a piano falls on me.

Simultaneously the best and the worst cake ever. Bravo.

GO BIG (RED) OR GO HOME

The Scott Cochran Funeral Home is up and running baby!

Happy Birthday, SEC presideeeeeeeeeeeeent (said with a lisp)

Anybody else stuck in an ACC market watching this ticklefight in Lincoln?

Fun true fact! Sam Keller, during the Arena League offseason, is bartending at Club 6 in Scottsdale. Make your own joke about Rudy Carpenter taking his job.

Vandy is atop the SEC East, all alone.

All that you know is at an end, indeed.

The Codyak rolls. Damn, what a fuck’d week in the footbaws this was. Oh well, suck it Dawgs.

@ 10: Yes, I’m watching this painful atrocity involving two ACC teams. Sure, one of them might be from Lincoln, but we know better.

Wherever Tyrod Taylor goes, opposing ill-timed penalties follow.

Arizona is tied for first in their respective leagues as well, and their last outright conference title was in 1941. Time to go find a cliff.

M U T H A F U C K I N F U N E R A L

Do. Not. Want.
(Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss.)

The refs are determined to make every team in America hate Virginia Tech by 2011.

Try living in Mr. Jefferson’s Commonwealth for a spell. They’ve been intolerable for years.

president bush has declared the EDSBS comments section a disaster area in anticipation of the week to come.

How about someone pushing a JPG of the Tebow push through Failblog.com. Just to rub margarita salt in my poptop wound.

Hard doing slo mo on da board, too much Buuuuuudweiiserrrrrrrr.

Is his name now Knownothing Moreno? Matthew Substafford?

Hate Satan but that was sumthin else.

many thanks and congratulations for continuing to blog despite painful losses by your respective teams

you are true troopers

so ends another day in bizarro world

Thank god you couldn’t find a nude pic of Mount Cody. A representation of Saban would’ve been just as bad, so we should all be thankful that he appears in neither photographs nor mirrors.

Get in my Belly!!!

I’m gonna eat #24, the funny haired Baby! I’m gonna eat the Baby!!!

Wait, that’s the entire Georgia team, whinning Babies.

Don’t you loosers read SI? SEC BEWARE!

WTF is happening around here? Even the fucking NAVY beat a ranked opponent… stange things are afoot, my friends…

Personally, I feel good. Great. I feel GREAT. It’s been a good day.

Hats off to Bama, damnit! They seem to be the strongest team in the SEC, of course that means they will lose to Cumberland, or somebody.

Just a couple thoughts. I can’t wait to see ND v/s Alabama for the NC game, book it. Thank the gods that refs love Tyrod otherwise my team would be 1-4. I apologize to all of you that had to watch it and didn’t want to. Also I just watched MSU v/s WSU, yest Minnesota State over Winona State, best game of the week.

GDRRT. That’s all.

Did yall hear about the blak out?

I guess it could have been worse.

if matt stafford died.

white power.

I forgot to add… this will be recieved in a cool headed rational manner.

My tongue is bleeding, bleeding black.

On behalf of UGA, Willie Martinez and the Dawgs, I’d like to apologize for ruining everyone’s Saturday night.

Bama’s tough, nasty and legit, people. Tide – see you in December in the Dome.

Screw it. Happy Mulligan week, everyone!

If I hear another comment on air about Dan Mullen being a “head-coach in waiting”…my god, something bad will happen. For the love of jesus, someone please, pretty please, offer him a coaching job and get his overrated ass out of gainesville. It’s amazing how someone can completely squander so much fucking talent by running QB draws 6 times a game, and 6 yard pass routes (seriously, hardly any pass routes over 10 yards). Last play of the ole miss game…absolutely abominable.

That four million seems like a sound investment right about now.

I really want to start a UA-AU threadjack, but I’m afraid it might never end.

@ Calf Bailey
Yes, naturally the Bama faithful will greet this victory reservedly, as is their wont. And did I hear The Right Reverend Richt say “ass” when barely tolerating Holly Rowe at the half?

Summary of the game: Balls Deep, no lube, not even a courtesy reacharound

Nowhere, nohow, Knowshon!

PW: too late. The chain reaction is about to begin.

Y-hes, SEC, keep upsetting each other…multiple losses, “you guys are so tough!” we’ll just keep winning and meet up with one of you in January.

OSU is pathetic, they have beaten no one and got dominated after losing their only good player by an OVERRATED PAC-10 team, Penn State is the class of the Big Ten, and we’d smack them around too.

ROLL TIDE ROLL TAN THAT BULLDOG’S REAR END WITH A SWITCH BOOO YEAHHH O YAHHHHH ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

I SAY I SAY I SITONYOU!!!
What a fucked week….

Anybody need a Black jersey cheap?

Are you all ready for a world where Alabama is a BCS contender every year? Well you better be, because it’s happening whether you like it or not.

Report from the plains:
Auburn fans were very nice and hospitable before and during the game. The sad part was that after the game, they were all sort of downtrodden about how bad they are. What the hell does that say about the state of Tennessee football when people are depressed about not kicking your ass soundly enough? Anyway, Crompton’s bad. Really bad. Nick Stephens, start getting warmed up. Other points of interest: the UT fans traveled well despite the shitty season so far, the Auburn ladies were lovely and i drank way too much.

It’s been twelve hours and I still haven’t processed much of anything from yesterday. That is all. Enjoy your Sunday, boyos.

I’m with you Holly. I’m in a daze.

Where are the Bama fans on here?

I swear, they gloat more after winning a mythical recruiting championship than they do after earning a win about which they can legitimately gloat.

we’re all out drinking the snake oil. it’s mighty tasty.

@ 48-
commentjack, thy name is Alabamafan…Auburn sux—-arp arp arp, cow college arp arp arp. Seriously, who cares about Auburn? Yesterday’s CBS game was Stephen Hawking vs. Christopher Reeve (post polo pony plunge) Cripple fight to end all cripple fights. All they did was bang their wheelchairs together the entire second half. Could Tubby have looked less interested in the game? Auburn really is a shit-stain of a town, though. I don’t even want to mention their cock-washer of a program. (See what happened there?)

I rather enjoyed Auburn, other than what happened on the field. Tuscaloosa, on the other hand, is the rectum of the earth.

Vol @ 52
That comment is coming from someone who has been to Knoxville?

MBD @ 53 – Knoxville accepts your challenge, Tuscaloosa.

Remember, the Tennessee River and the waste of 1.3 million flow into Alabama – and because rain drops haven’t reached the surface of Atlanta’s streets in 8 years, Georgia wants some that action!

@33
I can’t think of a single person whose night UGA ruined. Matter of fact, you made a lot of people’s night quite tolerable, thank you very much.

I have been on here 4 years and someone trying to use my name and act like an idiot is not cool.

Wow.Just wow. As a lifelong Tide fan with inside connections with the athletic dept., I was still skeptical even after the Clemson game….my good friend who is on the inside would tell me how intense and focused and how hard the guys work, but I still, before this game, was looking for the other shoe to drop. And it came down on Georgia like Pearl Harbor (Saban historical reference) or Shock and Awe(the look on the spray painted black faces of the Georgia fans)…Now I am realistic, I dont think we are a complete team and this can go off the rails if Cody or Andre or Caldwell get hurt, but after this game, some Tide fans will become about as tolerable as a hardcore soccer hooligans…its pretty bad when hooligans tell Tide fans to “tone it down”…And Blon, you are right, that 4 million looks like a good investment so far……my voice is gone, I think I dislocated my shoulder jumping up and giving high fives during the game, and the celebration lasted at the local sports bar til 4:33am…my buddy is a Paramedic, and let me tell you, an IV after a full night of drinking is the way to go!!! I just hope we can keep Saban here for 3 more years, just to see what can happen when the cupboard is fully stocked with his type of QB and skill players….I can see the Patriots coaching philosphy really starting to come out in Sabans style of prep, game plan, and execution. I think Nick Saban can see something in certain players, the type of players he can develop into NFL players. I think he is a NFL scout parading as a coach. I was expecting it to be a back and forth classic, whoever had the ball last would win…..but it looks like the Death Star is fully operational, only thing Saban was missing last night for the blackout was the Vader cloak….and he has a bunch of Sith Lords on defense….his gameplan is to strike first, strike hard and strike often, take the running game away and play keep away…
BLACKOUT=BLOWOUT………and AJ is a great player, Stafford has a LaserRocketCannonRPGLauncher for an arm, just has a real thin O-Line, plus Knowshons haircut probaly jinxed it…….

Three days @ 54
I don’t live in Tuscaloosa, but I’ve been there and Knoxville. My recollection of Knoxville is a collection of Waffle Houses and air that resembled southern California. Everything in the town had a puke orange “T” plastered on it.

How’s that coach search coming?

I was at the game and must say Georgia fans took it with class. The way a working girl at the Bunny ranch is asked to do something she doesn’t like but it’s part of the job. Didn’t bitch, gritted there teeth and took it like a champ. Not everywhere can you come to town, gorilla f**k a team and have them say thank you.
Enjoyed it. Athens is a great time.

@51

Auburn is a beautiful town,
Tuscaloosa is a ghetto,
don’t get out much do you?

As an orange-bleeder, I find this odd. Tuscaloosa is by far my favorite away game destination. The campus is just gorgeous. I’ve missed approximately two UT-Bama games in 20 years, so I feel pretty safe saying this.

Umm, Holly, there have only been five UA vs. Deer Hunters in the past 20 years in Tuscaloosa. Alabama played their home games iagainst UT in Birmingham at Legion Field through 1997.

(who could forget the constant,,, “Peyton Manning, complete”)
Hey Vol,

You might want to keep 1995 and 1997 in the forefront of your mind as Alabama dominates UT for the next decade.

Been to the Birmingham games too. But the guy was trashing Tuscaloosa; I’ve been there a lot, and I stuck up for Alabama. Is it a full moon tonight?