CALL TO ARMS. FINGERS. WHATEVS.
Live coverage on tap tonight for Alabama-Georgia, beginning around 7:30 EDT, and a cry for help:
Wait, make that two cries for help: As you may have noticed, our liveblog software, though lovely and featureful, is a bitch and a half to run. And tonight, we’re soliciting some help so we can actually watch the game. Looking for two or three brave souls willing to pretty much do nothing but approve comments all night. If you’re interested in playing deputy for us and are gonna be around for the whole game, shoot me an email (wolfbearclownshark, gmail) kindly identifying yourself by commenter name, and we’ll get you set up with a login.
For us. For your blog brethren. For Tommy Bowden’s bitch mentality. For humanity. See you there, lawyas.
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BurritoBrosShits says:
Done and Done. I’m psyched to see what mindless drivel you all have to spew.
September 27th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
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Holly says:
It’s OK until it gets linked to a message board, and then….
September 27th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
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SEC Supremacist says:
Time for a new game. What’s less effective than Auburn’s offense?
Suggestions:
Mark Mangino’s dietician
Jimmy Johns’ defense attorney
Florida’s defense
Dick Rod’s agent
any others I’m missing?
September 27th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
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Ed--Hoo says:
I would volunteer, but I’ve got to grade papers ;-( Good luck!
OBTW check this out:
http://www.dontfirealgroh.com/
I say dump Groh now, get George Welsh a designated driver and let him finish the year!
September 27th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
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haybeav says:
@ 3
Georgia’s Black Jerseys
September 27th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
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BurritoBrosShits says:
A $700 billion bail out of our economy
September 27th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
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BamaCPA says:
Watching UT versus Auburn is akin to viewing Amish porn – you just know someone can do better than the disturbing show you’re seeing.
September 27th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
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VolunteerValtrex says:
Jonathan Crompton is directly responsible for the current banking crisis….and he may have turned my dog gay.
September 27th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
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Signal to Noise says:
Navy 24, Wake 17.
We have reports coming in from the FDIC that all efforts to sell the ACC’s leftover assets are falling apart once again in negotiations.
September 27th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
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IPOC says:
Its a wondeful day.The Lizards lose,the Taters lose,the Volunjeers lose,now if only the Leghumpers can lose it will be a great day. GO GAMECOCKS!
September 27th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
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Magic Hobo says:
I wonder what CTB’s thinking in that picture, anyway.
Thanks for the new tag.
September 27th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
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jamiedawg says:
Auburn-Tenn was painful to watch…all that signal-calling business on the sideline and that’s all they can do? Tubby said after the game they would just have to rely on the defense…umm…that will only last so long.
September 27th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
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NewAZTiger says:
Just got out of JHS. That game was Sucktacular.
September 27th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
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Crabapple Buck says:
And Michigan beats a Wisconsin team that shit the bed in the second half. I hope Penn State can hang on so we can ruin their season before someone else does.
September 27th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
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Digital Headbutt says:
I want to see the ACC do well, but if UNC wins 8-10 this year and/or wins the Coastal, I don’t really care if the rest of the conference is 5-7.
September 27th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
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Digital Headbutt says:
Rece Davis is nine kinds of awesome for using the voice of an evengelical preacher during the Ole Miss-UF highlight reel.
September 27th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
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jamiedawg says:
in retrospect, Auburn-Tenn was naptastic…
September 27th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
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Graysnail says:
@ 14: I’m thinking come the fourth quarter both offenses were thinking, “screw it, let’s end this and go watch Alabama / Georgia”. I come to this conclusion because it’s clear neither offense was actually thinking about the game.
September 27th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
IPOC: the only thing you have left is the sadness of others. It has to be a very comfortable place to be.
September 27th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
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scalz1 says:
Good day to be a UM fan. Massive game. Hopefully, the team will build on the win, realistically, Champs Bowl looks good.
September 27th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
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Signal to Noise says:
@16 – and he topped it off by dropping Seinfeld references during N’Western-Iowa higlights — “Eric Peterman and his Urban Sombrero!”
September 27th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
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IM A MAN IM FORTY says:
CTB is thinking, “I should probably send IMAMANIMFORTY his $20 fucking dollars back for the pay per view he purchased today to watch this shit.”
Tommy, if you are surfing tonight, I would gladly accept a personal check to compensate me for a wasted afternoon.
September 27th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
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Graysnail says:
IPOC: At what point should we start bringing up status updates on the UAB game? Here’s hoping you do a better a job against them than y’all did against Wofford.
September 27th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
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NewAZTiger says:
Thank God UT didn’t convert that 2 pt conversion because we’d still be watching that offensive spectacle.
September 27th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
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lola says:
i wish i could help, but after today’s games, i’m watching “latin chicks love big sticks.”
September 27th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
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VolunteerValtrex says:
1 – 3 woe is me, my despair is now complete.
I will be actively rooting against the Vols for the remainder of the season. 4 – 8 should finish off Fulmer and once again allow me “The Audacity of Hope”.
Ideally David Cutcliffe would take over, but I wouldn’t mind Kiffin or the dread pirate Mike Leach.
September 27th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
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ElAndy says:
LSU 10, MSU 3 in the chinese battle of the Lee’s.
September 27th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
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savannah says:
Rece: “Maybe they should go put on their red jerseys”
September 27th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:
I dont want to go into detail.
Niedermayer? DEAD.
Baby Bowden? DEAD. He makes my Cooooooom look good.
September 27th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
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SEC Supremacist says:
Another thing less effective than Auburn’s offense:
Bristol Palin’s birth control
September 27th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
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blon says:
#30
Much like Bristol’s birth control, what offense?
September 28th, 2008 at 9:25 am
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Dr.Ed PHDxyz says:
Tubbs said in a post game interview that Todd and Burns would share playing time next week. Where is this guys brain, if he has one. Well, it better be 99% Burns and 1% Todd. It’s time to start the coaching search , this shit doesn’t get it.
September 28th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
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chg says:
@7- Is Amish porn presented via flipbook?
September 28th, 2008 at 6:50 pm