EDSBSGPS: WHERE WE AT, WEEK 5
Viewing agenda for the weekend:
ORSON (ATL):
Maryland @ Clemson
Ole Miss @ Florida
Tennesse @ Auburn
Colorado vs. FSU
Alabama @ Georgia
Illinois @ Penn State
San Jose State @ Hawaii (YEEEEEEAH)
HOLLY (undisclosed desert location):
UNC @ Miami
Virginia @ Duke
Tennessee @ Auburn
Arkansas @ Texas
Marshall @ WFV
Croom State @ LSU
Alabama @ Georgia
San Jose State @ Hawaii (THASSRIGHT)
Lane Kiffin: Nowhere near any northeastern United State, and certainly not interviewing for the Syracuse job. What Syracuse job? Look, a huge distracting thing!
You’re damn right we’re staying up for the 11:59 PM kickoff in Hawaii. Share your destinations and plans below for all to see and stalk. It’s been a long week. Welcome back to bat country.
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Run Up The Score says:
And for the record, I’m fully aware that the B10 blows this year. And most years, lately. Honestly, if close to 60% of the nation thinks that Penn State is the best team in the conference, it’s a bad, bad sign for the Big Televen.
In fact, I’m fairly convinced that the entire nation sucks this season. Almost enough to make me think that we’ll somehow have a pair of three-loss teams in the BCS Championship. A man can dream.
September 27th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
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Graysnail says:
Man, someone needs to train Crompton in Route-Reading 102: How to Not Stare Down Your Primary Target.
September 27th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
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PJ from NU in SF says:
It’s an ugly weekend here. My magazine goes to press — for the very first time — Monday morning, so it’s been page proofs and more page proofs, with occasional glances at the tube.
Friday night was simply deplorable, and as I type this line, Michigan finally puts some points on the board — in the forty-third minute of the damn game.
As soon as this game’s over, I have to blitz downtown, because I ran out of color ink. (This is after a couple of days ago, when my computer would no longer recognize the “a” key. Why do the technology Gods torture me?) When I get back, the background noise becomes the Penn State game. Since we don’t play the Nittany Kitties this year, I want them to do a LOT of damage to our mutual opponents, especially [TEAM REDACTED].
There’s a late game at Hawaii? Excellent.
(But now that Millen’s fired, who do I blame for the Lions? Oh yeah, old man Ford. Thank god for college football. We may have to deal with pointy-headed academics and that asshole Brand, but at least we don’t have to suffer from rich-guy ownership.)
September 27th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
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JD says:
I’ve studied this Tennessee offense very closely and given it a lot of thought, and my conclusion is this:
Jonathan Crompton is fucking terrible.
September 27th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
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JD says:
100-point alert! Rice has 49 up on North Texas with about three minutes left in the second quarter.
September 27th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
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ElAndy says:
3 top ten upsets by unranked teams?!? OK, who let the football gods into the damn party likker?
September 27th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
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Harris says:
The Irish send Joe Tiller home to cry in his oatmeal in his last game at Notre Dame Stadium, 38-21.
September 27th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
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PJ from NU in SF says:
Anyone know who the zebra is that made the call in the Wisky-Michigan upset?
I want to have his babies.
September 27th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
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Brad Warbiany says:
I hate Notre Dame. I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them!
If Iran gets the bomb, I hope they nuke South Bend.
September 27th, 2008 at 6:37 pm